Grooming for Men

[Black Ant]

Nose hairs are now a problem

[Michel Kane]

Eeesh.

[local]

eat some oestrogen f*cks sake

[Black Ant]

u mad bro?

[Mame Biram Diouf]

u maN bro?

[Black Ant]

u...shut up!

[Seydou]

Woow, nose hair?

Unlukky bruh

[local]

u mad bro?

lol i werent threatened by your manhood, i was referrin to that beast kurious

as for nose hair i'm with u

ur white yh?

asked my mrs for the all in one nose and everything trimmer for xmas

watched one them teleshopping 5 minute adverts on it n i was sold, picturing myself nostrils flared choppin sh*t down like a g

but she got me some cheap Mr Afro nose n ear trimmer

was actually angry, does jobby tho

[local]

Woow, nose hair?

Unlukky bruh

aint u asian, prepare yourself for the inevitable

hairy ear lobes n all sorts

[Captain Planet]

Used to dry shave, no problem

But these days I disinfect and use a shaving gel before hand

Bumps never been a problem

[Guest PROFIT MARGINS]

Dry shave??

Fuck that u must be talking bum fluff surely

[time_bomb]

women can get their eyebrows and upper lip waxed, what about man waxing thier beards? Can that run?

once i let the baby mother use veet hair removal cream on my cheek, was so uncomfortable and left my skin sore, dunno how u lot can use it on ur vaginas

[kurious]

nah that stuff is not for private parts, I nearly burned off my clit doing that. Hot wax with tea tree oil is ok though.

you could use tweezers on ur nose hairs and pluck,? painful though.

I see 1 pic of me smiling it looked like I had a spider crawling out my nostril.

*moonwalks out of topic*

[GrimmyGrimGrim]

got this from poundland for the chest hair

think i'm allergic i got some red dots all over my chest lol

[JOHN DOE]

ingrown hairs

that shit is gonna start itching now

[The Flyest]

whats a better way to clean your ears

i know someone that got an ear infection from using cotton buds

im not down for that

[MARVELL]

just the one person yeah?

ive heard of people having car accidents and dying

[Captain Planet]

Dry shave??

f*ck that u must be talking bum fluff surely

I have a full beard, but Id never dry shave the whole thing just shape it up

[Skenghis Khan]

r u saying u drag a dry blade across ur face? why would you do that? r u sum kind of sadomasochist?

[Guest PROFIT MARGINS]

Wait u mean a beard trimmer or an actual razor?

[Wavant]

Us blacks cant wet shave.

He's talking about using the Andis outliners to shave. I hope.

[Mr. Gayle]

whats a better way to clean your ears

i know someone that got an ear infection from using cotton buds

im not down for that

Use that candle thing, you can buy 3 for about a fiver. Dont get fooled and go to a beauty shop and get it done for about a score.

[Skenghis Khan]

Us blacks cant wet shave.

He's talking about using the Andis outliners to shave. I hope.

yh but who wet shaves with electric clippers?

[Guest PROFIT MARGINS]

Seen 'blacks' wet shave b4

[Wavant]

Us blacks cant wet shave.

He's talking about using the Andis outliners to shave. I hope.

yh but who wet shaves with electric clippers?

Come again? No one sound of mind I hope!

Seen 'blacks' wet shave b4

And they probably possess skin like leather now.