The Infamous Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 Someone please explain what Infamous is saying using paper then using the flower pot/small bucket for extra cleanage>>>> You know, then paper again for maximum cleanage :rofl: >>>>>>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zizouz Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 How do you pour water on the bumhole? wut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sole Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Infamous Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 bidets>>>>> had a toilet with this abroad. very hygienic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour Cake Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 bidets>>>>> had a toilet with this abroad. very hygienic c/s I f*cks with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chap44uns Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 Do people wash di glutes aswell after a sh*t? That's long, 2 swipes widdy tissue and iam gorrn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteTT Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 di bam :L Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yung bawse Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 i form a squat position how do u sit down, surely there isn't enough space for your hand to get in properly? a man got big hands uno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuri Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 LMAO @ STANDING For real. Can't even imagine how this would work. / Lol at anybody who doesn't use baby wipes. Disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yung bawse Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 i'm actually pissed off that people sit down and i can sense the anger from the other side weird how adamant each side is that their way is the right way lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pro Posted November 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 fark so it really is a 50/50 ting lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLEAZE BALL Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 I do both Sit wipe with the bog roll then stand switch to baby wipes then back to toilet roll to make sure there is no moisture in di crack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Planet Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 Also, each wipe should be followed by a brief observation of the tissue, until once wiped you observe nothing and are assured you is clean. Can't be wiping blind in faith that you are clean C/s baby wipes/damp tissue though, need to invest in a new pack Edit: also I wipe seated bent over slightly hovering and with the left right just feels wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambridgebanteer Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 damp tissue... With soap rubbed on it. u don't get any of the blockage of baby wipes. I don't understand people who dry wipe, I always assumed it was white people business but from this thread evidently not so *steps back into di shadows* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerser Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 wheneva i take a sh*t i always jump in the shower after to gt rid of any little particles the tissue sometimes dnt get Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yardie 2.0 Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 smh @ sitters next man are gnna say they wipe with there right hand (left for leftys) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Planet Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 I'm sorry but how is man talking as if dry wiping is daemon behaviour The only time I shower after a 2 is in the morning as i prep for the day as it is my convention, any other time of day post shower no Ppl need to stop trying too hard, you want us to think you're über clean we get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOHN DOE Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 C/s cp last two posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Martinez Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 c/s john doe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pro Posted November 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 sitters are coming through still Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Martinez Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 in fact, fack that, here's what i'm c/sing Also, each wipe should be followed by a brief observation of the tissue, until once wiped you observe nothing and are assured you is clean. Can't be wiping blind in faith that you are clean This is the smoking gun, sitting friends. you man are foul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Di Gradi Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 mine is inebtween seated and sitting.. like a squat.....wipe wid the tissue...then followed by the wet wipe for that prestigiousness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 Hang on I'm sure all standers meant that they squat Not some upright soldier position / Man are putting water and soap on tissue to wipe di bam? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KayGee Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 The sitters squat, lean forward/to the side or do a slight raise, the standers stand up and then bend over. Weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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smh @ sitters
next man are gnna say they wipe with there right hand (left for leftys)
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Also, each wipe should be followed by a brief observation of the tissue, until once wiped you observe nothing and are assured you is clean.
Can't be wiping blind in faith that you are clean
C/s baby wipes/damp tissue though, need to invest in a new pack
Edit: also I wipe seated bent over slightly hovering and with the left right just feels wrong
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cambridgebanteer
damp tissue... With soap rubbed on it. u don't get any of the blockage of baby wipes. I don't understand people who dry wipe, I always assumed it was white people business but from this thread evidently not so
*steps back into di shadows*
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kerser
wheneva i take a sh*t i always jump in the shower after to gt rid of any little particles the tissue sometimes dnt get
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I'm sorry but how is man talking as if dry wiping is daemon behaviour
The only time I shower after a 2 is in the morning as i prep for the day as it is my convention, any other time of day post shower no
Ppl need to stop trying too hard, you want us to think you're über clean we get it
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JOHN DOE
C/s cp last two posts
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Mr. Martinez
c/s john doe
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Pro
sitters are coming through still
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Mr. Martinez
in fact, fack that, here's what i'm c/sing
This is the smoking gun, sitting friends.
you man are foul.
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Bruno Di Gradi
mine is inebtween seated and sitting.. like a squat.....wipe wid the tissue...then followed by the wet wipe for that prestigiousness
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Lieutenant
Hang on
I'm sure all standers meant that they squat
Not some upright soldier position
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Man are putting water and soap on tissue to wipe di bam?
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The sitters squat, lean forward/to the side or do a slight raise, the standers stand up and then bend over. Weird.
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