The same way the standers do, look at the Damm tissue.
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I think you standers have misunderstood the technicalities that go into the sitting technique, Try it out on your next trip to the toilet, it'll change your life and God will no longer hate you.
you can't.. if you're sitting that means your ass is still on the seat.. how can you look at the tissue if you're sitting.. if you're squatting that's not classed as sitting, that's standing
Mate,
I've been wiping my own ass for many a year now, it is very possible to still be sitting, (albeit towards the front edge of the seat) lean forward, get your hand with tissue into the bowl wipe, take your hand with Tissue in it out of the bowl and check.
All this can be done with said hand touching toilet water or covering your back with sh*t.
Just trust me on this one,
so you put your hand INTO the toilet.. wipe your ass..bring the shitty tissue BACK OUT the toilet to look at it the put it BACK IN
The same way the standers do, look at the Damm tissue.
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I think you standers have misunderstood the technicalities that go into the sitting technique, Try it out on your next trip to the toilet, it'll change your life and God will no longer hate you.
you can't.. if you're sitting that means your ass is still on the seat.. how can you look at the tissue if you're sitting.. if you're squatting that's not classed as sitting, that's standing
Mate,
I've been wiping my own ass for many a year now, it is very possible to still be sitting, (albeit towards the front edge of the seat) lean forward, get your hand with tissue into the bowl wipe, take your hand with Tissue in it out of the bowl and check.
All this can be done with said hand touching toilet water or covering your back with sh*t.
Just trust me on this one,
so you put your hand INTO the toilet.. wipe your ass..bring the shitty tissue BACK OUT the toilet to look at it the put it BACK IN
Don't get why everyones' hard on this wet wipe ting.. surely if when you have your last wipe with a tissue, the tissue is clean then your ass is clean..
some people are OTT
If you got sh*t on your hand would you just wipe it with a dry piece of toilet paper and keep it moving?
done both, both work if done correctly. the sitters will lean forward which makes it pretty much the same as standing anyway, i did this once and the toilet seat became detached so i usually stand these days.
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another divisive personal hygiene issue is flossing, like do you floss with the towel after showering?
done both, both work if done correctly. the sitters will lean forward which makes it pretty much the same as standing anyway, i did this once and the toilet seat became detached so i usually stand these days.
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another divisive personal hygiene issue is flossing, like do you floss with the towel after showering?
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Man said he sits down
Wipes
Pulls the fucking tissue back out to check the poo coverage,
Then puts it back in the bowl
Now that is fucking foul.
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Mr. Martinez
f*ck*ng grimmmmm
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Yung bawse
so you put your hand INTO the toilet.. wipe your ass..bring the shitty tissue BACK OUT the toilet to look at it the put it BACK IN
That's f*cked
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Sole
Don't think I've ever thought about how I wipe my ass until this thread
Vip2- thought provoking
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Kurtis
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Lieutenant
Disgusting
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Pissing with morning wood<<<<<<<
That first squirt is a bit of a roulette
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Yuri
If you got sh*t on your hand would you just wipe it with a dry piece of toilet paper and keep it moving?
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Yung bawse
not even close to being the same thing because i wouldn't JUST use a wet wipe either
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Nidge Weasle
made me gag reading it.
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Bobby Reds
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Rippy
the 50/50 split is quite hilarious
shame its not a topic I can casually bring up within my circles to get to the bottom of it
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Drift
trus, some miniature niggas on here
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Skenghis Khan
funny thread
done both, both work if done correctly. the sitters will lean forward which makes it pretty much the same as standing anyway, i did this once and the toilet seat became detached so i usually stand these days.
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another divisive personal hygiene issue is flossing, like do you floss with the towel after showering?
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Yung bawse
well played
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Benicio del Toney
Of course, you have to drain di excess.
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MARVELL
wait wait wait... so only few of you check di poo after wiping?
these are some of the unwritten rules of life no?
so what....u just do a random guess than di bum is clean?
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Flat Eric
di half squat
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Benicio del Toney
Best brand of tissue?
That doesn't leave bits behind?
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MARVELL
i discovered this about two yrs ago
ICELAND's £1 4 roll tissue>>>>>>>>>>>>
coupled with sainsburys wet tissues = the perfect poooping experience
what pull-chain lavatories are you using that wet tissues block. kmt
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revs
How are you sitters doing it?
di gold links and chamballa bracelets all cling clanging on the inside bowl
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Supermalt
u 'floss' and wipe that same towel with ur face?
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Captain Planet
Nah I went this morning
Edge of seat and clean
I dunno y u man cannot fathom this are you not agile enough?
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