The 19 Rules Of Football When You're A Kid

[youcleanwepaint]

Every bit of that was spot on. Who used to play 10 and Your Dead?

credits we called it..and if you scored with your knee the person that was in goal would go straight down to one life...

 

bags and jumper goals

bins for posts in school

defo world cup doubles/singles ting

monkey rush

[youcleanwepaint]

OBVIOUSLY

[kerser]

Long shots

[Jam]

When Joga Bonito ads came out, I evolved.

[kerser]

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[Flojo]

Easily the post most grounded in truth I've ever read on this site.

 

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Those days were priceless

[Kurtis]

number 4 is the truth

[Kurtis]

When Joga Bonito ads came out, I evolved.

 

you know them ones where in your head youre world class, moves for DAYS

 

when in reality you look like someone with cerebral palsy running without crutches

[Heero Yuy]

Hold tight the absolutely shit kid who used to turn up with the ball

[dom dom bullets]

Hold tight the absolutely sh*t kid who used to turn up with the ball

 

ha! reaaaalllll

[Benicio del Toney]

In South LDN, that was called 'World Cup'.

 

Boy that was World Cup in NW too.

 

 

I was always commentator, I remember in last year of secondary I think I used to wanna be Frankie Lampard Jnr with the long shots.

 

Used to scream "OHHHH It's Frankie Lampard Jnr with the screamer"

 

 

Man dem used to be like 

 

Now man is 1 away from Chelsea record, these niggas never listening.

[Benicio del Toney]

Hold tight the absolutely sh*t kid who used to turn up with the ball

 

lmao

 

That was Fraz in our school.

 

Guy was absolute garbage, used to wait let next man go through in World Cup till it was only me and him and humiliate him.

 

 

Hold tight the man who used to call the game back when the ball weren't kicked out far enough by the keeper and someone scored lol.

 

 

I remember the keeper try let Fraz win try mess up his kick and let Fraz have a 1 on 1, when Fraz scored it was a madness, melee.

 

I said "nah nah replay, you have to boot the ball out properly" lol

 

 

Primary school >>> secondary school  >>>>>

[Mame Biram Diouf]

Hold tight the absolutely sh*t kid who used to turn up with the ball

 

ha! reaaaalllll

 

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so true

 

Turned a man from having no friends to most popular kid in the school for them morning/lunch time breaks

 

>>>>>> When he never turned up for school

 

Them Mission Impossible break ins to the PE room to try and get a ball >>>>

[Kuffir]

Them Mission Impossible break ins to the PE room to try and get a ball >>>>

 

real life

[O Fenomeno]

[Benicio del Toney]

 

 

DPMO

 

GOAT Advert

[Heero Yuy]

Them Mission Impossible break ins to the PE room to try and get a ball >>>>

real life

Come like prison break

[Zizouz]

haha that goal mouth scramble was a regular occurance

[Michel Kane]

What goals were you man tryna recreate?

Kanu vs. Boro (The backheel)

Beckham's free-kick against Colombia from '98 World Cup

Owen vs. Argentina

Remember in P.E. when I did Giggs, twiss up BAAARREEEE man. In my head I thought I was dancing through defenders when I probably just powered through them all like a snow plough, lol. To this day, favourite goal I ever scored, lol.

[Michel Kane]

In 2002, when the Nike cage tournaments dropped >>>>>>

One of the GOAT periods in life.

[O Fenomeno]

Ronaldo vs Lazio

Zidane vs Leverkusen

Higuita's scorpion kick

[Benicio del Toney]

I remember wearing the collar up in the playground like Cantona fuk off

 

I used to be Kanchelskis sometimes, just try blitz guys with pace.

[Nidge Weasle]

We did bum slaps nh

Bend over and everyone boots thd ball at your arse