The 19 Rules Of Football When You're A Kid

[Kuffir]

straight lights out 

[Fearless-Guy]

used to leave that braille like imprint on ur bare skin..

[Nidge Weasle]

Who remembers aiming for your teachers piping hot cup of tea

[Kurtis]

who remembers this c*nt of a ball? (the adidas version tho)

 

 

 

 

>>>>>>> the connection with bare skin

 

got clocked in the face clean one time

 

nigga wasnt even playing

 

came out of canteen and was just tryna walk and jam on the grass with the chick

 

PLAOW

 

nose turned into a blood fountain

[Mame Biram Diouf]

Used to rate the mandem that would play in there steel cap toe boots

 

Wearing all black stan smiths >>>>

[Kuffir]

who remembers this c*nt of a ball? (the adidas version tho)

 

 

 

 

>>>>>>> the connection with bare skin

 

got clocked in the face clean one time

 

nigga wasnt even playing

 

came out of canteen and was just tryna walk and jam on the grass with the chick

 

PLAOW

 

nose turned into a blood fountain

 

heh heh

 

this was a fave in secondary

[Mame Biram Diouf]

When the lunch bell went and you carried on playing

 

Then teacher comes in and tells you to stop playing or he will take the ball, but its not your ball, and the person whose ball it is can't say nothing

 

Just calmly carrying on playing till the school detention threads come out

 

 

 

School football politics >>>>>

 

Anyone else have them regens who were sick in the playground and would pop out of nowhere and  you would have never guessed it but they were shit in PE

[Mame Biram Diouf]

 

who remembers this c*nt of a ball? (the adidas version tho)

 

 

 

 

>>>>>>> the connection with bare skin

 

got clocked in the face clean one time

 

nigga wasnt even playing

 

came out of canteen and was just tryna walk and jam on the grass with the chick

 

PLAOW

 

nose turned into a blood fountain

 

heh heh

 

this was a fave in secondary

 

Two of you standing like 20/30 yards apart, either side of crowds, just pinging it in the air over everyones head

 

faaaaaaaaaaak

[Gambino]

What was everyones first Football Boots at school? I remember my first pair being Black Arrows with a Red Tick lol. Wern't the best boots to be turning up in but I remember a next man came in with his fresh new boots for a match not realising what he had bought a pair of Rugby Boots instead similar to these.

 

[Mic Man]

30 man Nutmeg rush >>>>

Used to think I was Rhino with the Gores I was handing out

[YFSD]

Used to pretend to be my favourite player Luis Enrique

[O Fenomeno]

Them Rugby boots

[kerser]

What goals were you man tryna recreate?

Kanu vs. Boro (The backheel)

Beckham's free-kick against Colombia from '98 World Cup

Owen vs. Argentina

Remember in P.E. when I did Giggs, twiss up BAAARREEEE man. In my head I thought I was dancing through defenders when I probably just powered through them all like a snow plough, lol. To this day, favourite goal I ever scored, lol.

Nayim vs David seaman and that tony yeboah goal.

[Rsonist]

That Hagi goal from USA 94 and Poborsky the lob from Euro 96