Tinder

[Afroman]

Pmsl @ I'mhim

guys a walking L

[Supermalt]

 

 

I don't get guys taking Tinder girls out on some ulterior motive tip then getting vex when they don't score. She outsmarted you. Take the L.

 

whats his hit rate

 

I'd say 7/10 girls he matches will say they're "Not looking anything serious" once he's dropped that talk. Now you can interpret that as date, you could interpret that as sex. You speech it right you got no problem.

 

fair enough

 

i keep it bland like a acn set up and sell in person

[Salamanca]

na tinder isnt on par for me

 

how clapped are you 

[underwriter]

u dont wanna no

[Frank White]

beating from tinder is 1 of dem basic life skills

[underwriter]

prob would be easier having your own residency

[SLEAZE BALL]

My boy Jason is on there Hulk Smashing everything straight away telling them he's not interested in relationships and he doesn't want to waste their time or lie to them.

I don't get guys taking Tinder girls out on some ulterior motive tip then getting vex when they don't score. She outsmarted you. Take the L.

Tell them again

[Yung bawse]

I don't get guys taking Tinder girls out on some ulterior motive tip then getting vex when they don't score. She outsmarted you. Take the L.

whats his hit rate

*edit forgot this was the tinder thread specifically.

No food ever

No daylight ever

Split EVERYTHING

if brehs stick to this Ls are minimal

[Yung bawse]

Told man already some sort of sex talk is essential before the link.. There's no way she's gunna be talking about filthy things she wants to do to you then turn up on some fridget ting

Everyone has their lane, I tend to hit em with the naughty chat and it never fails because I'm good at reading situations and knowing if she's on stuff or not, some people go the sweet boy route and it works for them but it's deceiving and can end up in awkward situations

Not on tinder though, just the thought of writing a profile out about yourself is cringeworthy imo

[Frank White]

Told man already some sort of sex talk is essential before the link.. There's no way she's gunna be talking about filthy things she wants to do to you then turn up on some fridget ting

 

alredy tol u man about the contract u gotta write out

 

if they talk filthy back den the contract is signed and any date tlk is obsolete

[PascalMoriarty]

 

Told man already some sort of sex talk is essential before the link.. There's no way she's gunna be talking about filthy things she wants to do to you then turn up on some fridget ting

 

alredy tol u man about the contract u gotta write out

 

if they talk filthy back den the contract is signed and any date tlk is obsolete

 

 

Elaborate...

[local]

Pmsl @ I'mhim

guys a walking L

?

I've had more tinder related bangs than him n I sit even got the app

[Yung bawse]

Told man already some sort of sex talk is essential before the link.. There's no way she's gunna be talking about filthy things she wants to do to you then turn up on some fridget ting

alredy tol u man about the contract u gotta write out

if they talk filthy back den the contract is signed and any date tlk is obsolete

Elaborate...

Not rocket science mate, make sure the talk is there so you know a beat is 95% likely when you meet them

A girl popped up to me on Facebook chat 20 minutes ago, were already talking about "massages" with the occasional angel face (?).. Both know what that means

Then she dropped "the good thing about my massages is I don't just use my hands, sometimes my tongue is needed ?"

Wrapped

[Thizz]

[Frank White]

"you know its wrapped when.."

 

Then she dropped "the good thing about my massages is I don't just use my hands, sometimes my tongue is needed "

[Thizz]

Yeah good one mate.

[J. Edgar]

 

"you know its wrapped when.."

 

Then she dropped "the good thing about my massages is I don't just use my hands, sometimes my tongue is needed "

 

But then you go meet her for the massage and she literally uses her tongue to massage them shoulders and nothing more.

[Frank White]

 

 

Told man already some sort of sex talk is essential before the link.. There's no way she's gunna be talking about filthy things she wants to do to you then turn up on some fridget ting

 

alredy tol u man about the contract u gotta write out

 

if they talk filthy back den the contract is signed and any date tlk is obsolete

 

 

Elaborate...

 

 

like yung bawse

 

gotta talk crud before linking

 

gotta negotiate her new contract

 

unless shes a worldie (der aint no worldies on tinder) she needs to be letting u kno what she can bring to the team and how she would fit in

 

u dnt want to be bringing new playrs in just for them to sit on the bench

 

and wen u do bring her in she needs to be scoring on her debut

 

worst thing is being promised so much and then delivering nothing

 

u call them tings der Soldados

[Yung bawse]

"you know its wrapped when.."

 

Then she dropped "the good thing about my massages is I don't just use my hands, sometimes my tongue is needed "

But then you go meet her for the massage and she literally uses her tongue to massage them shoulders and nothing more.

Better odds than telling her "I haven't felt like this before, we've connected soo soon, feels like iv known you for ages" like I know some dons are dropping..then proceeding to hit nandos AND paying for her meal Wtf

[Thizz]

Refuse to believe anyone drops that bar.

[Yung bawse]

Iv got female friends from school days and what not.. It's more common than the crud tech trust me

[SLEAZE BALL]

Bottom line is

It's essential to move early in the window and make your terms clear

if you don't secure the ting before deadline day please believe you will be sitting in the whip after getting boopsed re running the scenario in your head like this geezer

[Wavant]

?

[slice2]

Iv got female friends from school days and what not.. It's more common than the crud tech trust me

[Ephren Taylor]

Top Golf/Bowling >>>>>>>>>>>>

 

All Star Lanes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

Working through that cocktail list and pretending to be sh!t at bowling is jokes