The woman across the roads cat is mugging me off.bm Hate the fucking thing and it always wants to come in my garden.
The last two days have been a pisstake though. Yesterday it was just chilling on my front door mat and did not give a single fuck about moving.Today, go to take the rubbish out and it's just chilling ON TOP of my car.
How am I getting bullied by a cat? Buying a super soaker tomorrow, that's my only job for the day this can't go on any longer.
Nearly got mugged yesterday first time in my life lool.
Was at Warren St on the phone, 2 man came up behind me on bike and tried to nab it out my hand. Didn't even hear them coming. All on the phone just feel some hand come grab my phone.
luckilly my grip was tight, he tried tug it and i pulled and swivelled and the phone dropped on the floor and they zinged off. I was VEX. Brazen shit, i was walking in the middle of the pavement, not even near the road and the way they came was against traffic so I don't even know where they come from. White yewt as well on the back, didnt really see the driver. Picked up the phone off the floor, still in perfect condition, no cracks and my boy was still on the phone. I always hear that its a hotspot there for those kinda things but always had it in my head that no one could ever try do that to me. I got lucky coz if I didnt have decent reactions or my phone wasnt so wham, that phone would of been gone.
The woman across the roads cat is mugging me off.bm Hate the fucking thing and it always wants to come in my garden.
The last two days have been a pisstake though. Yesterday it was just chilling on my front door mat and did not give a single fuck about moving.Today, go to take the rubbish out and it's just chilling ON TOP of my car.
How am I getting bullied by a cat? Buying a super soaker tomorrow, that's my only job for the day this can't go on any longer.
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NORA BATTY
Worked over 200 hrs this month
Pissed that all my wages will be going to the tax man ?
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you reached that 100% infinity tax bracket have you
bading
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pmsl
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NORA BATTY
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Grafter
Over ate at lunch time
Came home after work had a nap
Every single time i nap around these times i dream hard, an its too realistic and too stressful. Wake up really irritated
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The woman across the roads cat is mugging me off.bm Hate the fucking thing and it always wants to come in my garden.
The last two days have been a pisstake though. Yesterday it was just chilling on my front door mat and did not give a single fuck about moving.Today, go to take the rubbish out and it's just chilling ON TOP of my car.
How am I getting bullied by a cat? Buying a super soaker tomorrow, that's my only job for the day this can't go on any longer.
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JOHN DOE
get some cat repellent bro
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NORA BATTY
I need to fight someone
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NORA BATTY
Any takers
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yes
at a wedding today so lets say tomorow 3:30 outside cov footlocker by costa coffee where the turks jam
i'll be hungover as shit and i'll chop off one limb of your choosing
PULLUP
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Anderson
Copped some sonic noise cat repeller thing, a super soaker and a nerf gun for good measure
Can't wait to let the ting go. Pap pap pap
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Greens
Bruh why is a cat mugging you off like this
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The Infamous
Dr doo little shit
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Anderson
No idea but it's bruising my ego way more than it should
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Grafter
Maybe he wants to be your friend
Think about that before you make him your enemy
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Nearly got mugged yesterday first time in my life lool.
Was at Warren St on the phone, 2 man came up behind me on bike and tried to nab it out my hand. Didn't even hear them coming. All on the phone just feel some hand come grab my phone.
luckilly my grip was tight, he tried tug it and i pulled and swivelled and the phone dropped on the floor and they zinged off. I was VEX. Brazen shit, i was walking in the middle of the pavement, not even near the road and the way they came was against traffic so I don't even know where they come from. White yewt as well on the back, didnt really see the driver. Picked up the phone off the floor, still in perfect condition, no cracks and my boy was still on the phone. I always hear that its a hotspot there for those kinda things but always had it in my head that no one could ever try do that to me. I got lucky coz if I didnt have decent reactions or my phone wasnt so wham, that phone would of been gone.
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Grafter
Can't believe this is happening in 2018
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Seydou
It's Robbin season, Christmas coming up
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yhfam
Crazy
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2 ppl get mugged by cats on 1 page
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NORA BATTY
On my way
Oh and btw sushi is dro
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fucks sake forgot about this
which limb then?
ok i can make it, gotta run about a bit first
i could do with some sushi u know
how about you bring some cali rolls, i'll bring the soy souce n lets low it
i got a limb for you later x
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