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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32vpgNiAH60 guys big

nm here, just chillin.

smh killa ki's dip in form cost us his 07-08 season.>>>>>>> done about 20-30 shankings

LuckyBrown tried to block his run but didn't know Stevie had Swarvo on his ipod

Think you might need to elaborate g

This is funny?

lol the f*ckare you telling me you walk around in your house in a dressing gown and slippers?do you have jagged edge on in the background and champagne in your hand too?

The f*ck is a 'pos'?

this is the respect you should have. if you dont understand the respect thats demanded or you cant provide it then you wont be able to live under his roof. allow this you should take a stand sh*t, it just sounds childish and it aint gonna work. you gotta accept that your father commands the authority over you. you answer to him, not the other way around nor isit a mutual thing. you will understand when you have children of your own.

bring back negs please.

rather walk barefoot

Lol @ trying to make me feel sorry for EMI & Warner Bros. f*ck off.

Basically she fired nuff shots and then when they all missed and it was time to reload she wanted to say 'low it!' Not how it works Though it is encouraging that the women of the forum are debating enthusiastically about matters of the kitchen as is only right

You'd have to be giving him a lot of head that day for it to be truly appreciated. Give him a quick one in the sauna kid.

im quite hairy myself so obv i want a girl whos genes is less hairy to give any kids a fighting chance up in thisso wen i met my exs dad i couldnt wait to tear open his shirt to see if he was packing that brillo pillowit suddenly occured that it might seem weird or homo so i said dnt watch that im a doctor and put my ear to his heart saying i thought i heard a murmurmy girl says you are not a doctor i said surprise honey but it didnt washbut the guy had a very hairy chestplate so i felt no way wen she broke up with me moments later via text messagebut hey its survival of the fittest out here init

Once I was drunkenly stumbling round Covent Garden and came across that West Cornwall pasty shop. I had the postbeer hunger so I ventured in. I had a steak and cheese pasty which was so fiercely emotional that I sank to my knees in the street and ate it slowly whilst silently crying

Only a few steps from faliure. The way Natal and this is going to increase the amount of shovelware is going to be sickening.

I think there are a lot of lonely singles on here and would like to get the ball rolling.So lads lets have a look at the lovely lady in question?Our first contender, a lonely sweetheart from South London, her name is Samiad!Samiad likes to eat Carribean food, she is against anal sex and enjoy's being angry!Welcome Samiad!

Cocaine Cowboys, More 4, NOW - Documentary 70s and 80s Billy Corben's astonishing story, showing in the True Stories strand, tells of the sudden rush of cocaine into the then sleepy Miami in the 1970s and 1980s. Colombian drug lords and Cuban and American gangsters realised that America had developed a taste for the drug but the authorities were slow on reacting to the threat. There was profit for all with, initially, very little risk attached. The story is told through three key characters; Jon Roberts, who claims to have imported over $2-billion worth of cocaine, pilot Mickey Munday, who personally flew in some 10 tons and the chillingly attractive Jorge `Rivi' Ayala, enforcer and assassin for Colombian `grandmother' Griselda Blanco. With a score by Jan Hammer, this is the true story behind the films Scarface and Blow, when money and mobs ruled Miami.

He said most. Why not just do like everyone else did and assume you're one of the few instead of the many.

my video was the best chatroulette video for 1 month i have now lost the title http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB5NS5t4wTs

Happy belated birthday JJ Hope you had a good one.

Happy birthday sound fella.

am i going to get arrested for looking at this? dey can put that handcuffs on man.. f*ck it ...

happy bday fella

I'm pretty sure my dress sense would become the subject of a lot of controversy/ anger/ arousal

c/s fat eric lol @ all the pos too, like it was actually funny

Happy belated mate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7NoOhmVMac arctic monkeys= new beatles?

"In My Life" Song by The Beatles from the album Rubber Soul

Happy birthday mate

dis boy seriously gets on my nerves constantly lookin for lols gosh f*ck off man U MAD?

I have noticed some people thinking that I actually had charlie on a so called 'hit-list' of people whose character I was going to attempt to assassinate in a quasi-blind-date-game-show-style-spoof-thread, however the reality of the situation is that after watching Beowulf last night and spotting Samiad looking lonely as ever I decided to do something against it. Charlie seems to have taken this somewhat to heart and also wants to appear on the show, however Cilla has not agreed to take such a foul harlot onto national television and so we have had to arrange her to be part of another american show. Enjoy It all started out for Charles Emma Chalk at the Liverpool Docks where she was born Life was very rough there but Charles grew a thick skin very quickly, her father, James Michael Chalk of Irish decent, was a Merchant Navyman and did not spend a lot of time with her and her younger sister at their home. He was a heavy drinker and when not at sea he spent most of his time in the pub, however on the rare occasions he did return home he always made sure they had plenty of food on the table and the latest toys After a long abusive childhood Charles was kicked out of her home by her mother for refusing to leave school, the young girl had watched closely at the goings on in the area and learnt a lot from the crime and punishment and she had a fiery temperament to match her hair. Her family where sad to tell her to go but such an ambituous lady had no place among these people her mother told her. So off she set on a trip of wonder and amazement, studying not only GCSE's and A levels but even managing to do a Uni course! Such achievement could not be measured in Liverpool, so it was then that Charles realised her dream, to fight crime and evil in the not so distant city of Nottingham! She moved there into a palace of a home on the St.Annes estate, and quickly became very friendly with the indigenous population Charles found that her name was not actually a female one and had just been a mistake her father had made in a drunken stupor, so she changed it by deed poll to her middle name, Emma. Although Emma had had plenty of experiencec having multiple interacial partners during intercourse, she had never actually had any expereince working with children or dealin with offending behaviour, this was a worry at the front of her mind the whole time until she received an interview from Nottingham YOT Unsurprisingly she was promptly hired She has now died her hair and is a High-flying Business Woman Racing between prisons in her 1.6 litre corsa , making sure that justice has been carried out in the full and propper correct way She has little time for such matters as filling her fridge Charles Emma Chalk...............this is your life!

1 time b4 asking "do you fancy it" he spat on his two knuckles simultaneously and held his dukes up "if i sed that to my old man he would have smashed the f*ck*ng granny out of me/ kicked me all over the gaff" " you no good c*nt" when ever i user moisturizer he says "what are u a f*ck*ng JESSE?" "U shirt-lifter"# "for christmas all i got was an orange and a lump of coal" when ever there is a freshie wit no tax disc he says "this c*nt thinks it is f*ck*ng Lagos" and 1 tym me my dad and my brother was shopping, my bro picked up some wen sausage and sed it's "like a c*ck", and cos my brother is from brikky my dad picked up a black 1 and sed "there more like that around ure manor son" there is bare sh*t, some that wnt sound funny written down, but is jokes if u were 2 hear som1 drop it

My nigga Bale with his piece of skirt, upstaging Wally again lol Love that lad smh @ the fake brazilian, wadda tramp

you've said enough

u bitch you put garms on the spoon

first post was decent didnt pos thoughwoulda posd if you upped a pic of a burnt spoon with clothes[/oguy]suttin like this actually

lmao imagine it moving to u

Labraclava. what?

Liz only backs smaddy and even then she's kind of winking at the audience as if to say "don't worry, we're all in on it LOL". Think Charlie's best bet is to try and finagle executive clout from the powers that be.

Thats my fridge, at my place. All the food was paid for with my own money which i earned through work.. and can afford at 19 years old that you somehow cant at 23. Oh and i can cook too.. no i dont mean bacon and eggs and sh*t. How about u shut up and mind your own business?

LMFAO!!! That's hilarious.But tbh if she's constructing sentences you're not doing it right. No words round 'ere is what you should be aiming for lads.

i thought you made money mate?

lol @ taking requestsman aint djing at butlins out here

tbh u should post pics of 5 different girls that u think are nice, to prove u dn't have low standards then u should post pics of 5 different girls that u have beat to show u meet these standardsthen u should post 5 pics of yur mum to show that yur dad also meets these standards, that will show that this mentality is genetically ingrained in u and we will be 100% sure yur not gassingf*ckin mug