Seth Rollins Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 A person has said to you before starting a sexual act.Kissing, touching, oral etc...A nice and simple one to start it off."I'm not a whore" - Just before receiving head from someone I met in a rave that same night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest David Braund Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 some chick txt mee sutin along those lines b4 she came to my yardcnt remember exactly but it was sutint o do with dnt expect to sleep with me on the first link etc etcneedless to say i slept with her on the first link (man never even initiated it, i was baffed, i was jus on the computer n she starts grappling my neck n sh*t)didnt complain tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRC Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 I've told you man this before, but I was about to lash and she dropped: "I don't give head, I don't like going on top and I don't like it from behind"Oh and the ladies favourite-the standard lyric everyman has heard once in their life-time"I don't usually do this" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 they are trying to reassure themselves more than anything else or, its a mind f*ck, used to do 2 it my ex wen i realised the power of the pumact innocent like 'nah babes, not 2 night plz its long'go bathroom and change in2 sumfin a bit nuttyhahakeep spice alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FACE OFF Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 "IVE NEVER MET ANYONE FROM THE INTERNET BEFORE" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axiom Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 "I don't usually do this"i swear this single has gone 999999999999999999999999x platinum.i remember 1 chick tht dropped this to me just as we startd lashin, 1st linkthing is the only reason i drew her is becoz my bredrin said she's odt, told me couple stories about how she gave bines in college toilets n ting.nxt ting tht happend was doggyin 1 soreasaurus, and im doin my ting nxt ting i see her hands waving infront of my face all tryna clutch onto my t-shirt, i look down and this dumb bitch is supporting herself with her face, all catchin carpet burn on her already disgusting face and tryna grab onto somethin 4 comforti'm just thinkin wtf.soz for goin off topic, jus wnted to share da story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bit Better Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 "No anal." She brought it up bare times and I rejected it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 "IVE NEVER MET ANYONE FROM THE INTERNET BEFORE"Subliminaaaaals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 lmao - soreasaurusang tite mandem that say 'babes let me explain'yet have nothing feesable to explain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 they are trying to reassure themselves more than anything else or, its a mind f*ck, used to do 2 it my ex wen i realised the power of the pumact innocent like 'nah babes, not 2 night plz its long'go bathroom and change in2 sumfin a bit nuttyhahakeep spice aliveMy ex used to do this.She soon realised we were having sex regardless, whether she liked it or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest David Braund Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 "I don't usually do this"i swear this single has gone 999999999999999999999999x platinum.i remember 1 chick tht dropped this to me just as we startd lashin, 1st linkthing is the only reason i drew her is becoz my bredrin said she's odt, told me couple stories about how she gave bines in college toilets n ting.nxt ting tht happend was doggyin 1 soreasaurus, and im doin my ting nxt ting i see her hands waving infront of my face all tryna clutch onto my t-shirt, i look down and this dumb bitch is supporting herself with her face, all catchin carpet burn on her already disgusting face and tryna grab onto somethin 4 comforti'm just thinkin wtf.soz for goin off topic, jus wnted to share da story.JACKS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gattsu Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 "I don't usually do this"i swear this single has gone 999999999999999999999999x platinum.i remember 1 chick tht dropped this to me just as we startd lashin, 1st linkthing is the only reason i drew her is becoz my bredrin said she's odt, told me couple stories about how she gave bines in college toilets n ting.nxt ting tht happend was doggyin 1 soreasaurus, and im doin my ting nxt ting i see her hands waving infront of my face all tryna clutch onto my t-shirt, i look down and this dumb bitch is supporting herself with her face, all catchin carpet burn on her already disgusting face and tryna grab onto somethin 4 comforti'm just thinkin wtf.soz for goin off topic, jus wnted to share da story.ijrepwaorkpewokrpewkrpoewjtoijewtihrtjewotrwe[repw[e]wewrtew]rtetewtert[pertetretretpoerwtprepowtreptew*falls of chair* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDC Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 Oh and the ladies favourite-the standard lyric everyman has heard once in their life-time"I don't usually do this" barsthat one always kills me, i feel like grinning like the joker when this is said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seth Rollins Posted May 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 "You're not gonna tell anyone are you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest David Braund Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 "i dont take them kinda pics" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Flat Eric Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 grim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 edit: *realise what kinda topic this is* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 "I don't usually do this"i swear this single has gone 999999999999999999999999x platinum.i remember 1 chick tht dropped this to me just as we startd lashin, 1st linkthing is the only reason i drew her is becoz my bredrin said she's odt, told me couple stories about how she gave bines in college toilets n ting.nxt ting tht happend was doggyin 1 soreasaurus, and im doin my ting nxt ting i see her hands waving infront of my face all tryna clutch onto my t-shirt, i look down and this dumb bitch is supporting herself with her face, all catchin carpet burn on her already disgusting face and tryna grab onto somethin 4 comforti'm just thinkin wtf.soz for goin off topic, jus wnted to share da story.LMFAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 lmao - soreasaurusang tite mandem that say 'babes let me explain'yet have nothing feesable to explain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofa Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 lmao - soreasaurusang tite mandem that say 'babes let me explain'yet have nothing feesable to explain Basically Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavant Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 LMFAO @ Mr. Bauer. Jesus Christ!"Yesterday, my boyfriend told me he loves me before we went cinema! ""Do you love him?""Of course!"*Fade to black*KMT you people know what happened.I have a LIBRARY of quotes. One for the road LOL."I didn't buy this KY for tonight." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bardissimo Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 *stush look* "i'm only here to revise" damn straight i'd b gauging her knowledge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cousin Of Sleep Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 'this is wrong'This aint no lighthearted talk, its a remind me how depressingly disgusting some whroes are talk.damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 lol at this topic sued to diminish the character of bitches...disguised as a light eharted topic for allsheer geniusFunny one I heard isU best not be recoding thisafter se heres camera click Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Turnover Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 Kelly: Quick let's do it while I'm drunkASDA: What's the rush?Kelly: I've got a man and I don't wanna feel guilty:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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