A Bit Better Posted July 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Its a spin off embarrassing times init? Well so I think anywayhttp://www.vip2.co.uk/forum/index.php?show...c=10056&hl=http://www.vip2.co.uk/forum/index.php?showtopic=3863&hl= First link goes to the homepage. And now I understand why you were championing the old topic so much. Was thinking how you could even remember there was one. http://www.vip2.co.uk/forum/index.php?showtopic=10056There it is. They were made by two different peopleNah f*ck the one you just posted. People are hijacking the thread with Weezy bars on the first page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero001 Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Its a spin off embarrassing times init? Well so I think anywayhttp://www.vip2.co.uk/forum/index.php?show...c=10056&hl=http://www.vip2.co.uk/forum/index.php?showtopic=3863&hl= First link goes to the homepage. And now I understand why you were championing the old topic so much. Was thinking how you could even remember there was one. http://www.vip2.co.uk/forum/index.php?showtopic=10056There it is. They were made by two different peopleNah f*ck the one you just posted. People are hijacking the thread with Weezy bars on the first page.Lol oh yeah. That was only the fist couple pages, it moves on in the following pages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavant Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 On MSN.One girl has a pic of her and someone else. ME: Your brother has a strong jaw, them Wolverine from X-Men jaws. He should box.HER: Thats my sister.ME: LMAO Allow taking the piss out of him.HER: That is my sister...*Changes status to Out To Lunch* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 On MSN.One girl has a pic of her and someone else. ME: Your brother has a strong jaw, them Wolverine from X-Men jaws. He should box.HER: Thats my sister.ME: LMAO Allow taking the piss out of him.HER: That is my sister...*Changes status to Out To Lunch*AHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGGB Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Going to this party earlier this year. I knew I'd be staying over so I thought I'll get in the party spirit and get absolutely merked.I had like half a bottle of Aftershock, 2 Cans of Carling and loads of Vodka and Cokes & stole some chicks Lambrini and then went to the garden.Next thing I know I'm vomitting but once it was out I felt fine. This boy from my year offered me water. Then he suggested that I stick my fingers down my throat and get it all out but at this point i'm just vomitting water. He led me upstairs and sat me down in a sofa. Then a few minutes later someone says "you've got sick on your jeans- take them off"- I realised I was in a room full of girls but for some reason continued to do this. One of them shouts "lets sodomise Josh"- I didnt have a clue what this meant at the time but just sed f*ck off. Fell asleep on that matress in minutes. Woke up in the morning expecting to see everyone passed out. Walked downstairs and I see the guys 1.grand marble table cracked down the middle and his MUM stood there. She offered me tea/toast which I quickly declined then proceeded to run out of the house.Apparently I was gone before 9.30pm! Everyone got kicked out and I felt like such a prick(But one of my mates that got kicked out went back to this guys shed and got his eyebrows shaved off)-cudda been me tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest David Braund Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 On MSN.One girl has a pic of her and someone else. ME: Your brother has a strong jaw, them Wolverine from X-Men jaws. He should box.HER: Thats my sister.ME: LMAO Allow taking the piss out of him.HER: That is my sister...*Changes status to Out To Lunch*AHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHALMAOu cnt even return from that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 I was talkin to my uncles wife, jus met her and we were talkin about their house, she was sayin how its big but theres only three of them in there, my uncle her and their sonme in a properly surprised enthusiastic voice: what, dont u want anymore kids?uncles wife: well we havnt used any contraception in 11 yrsme: o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
local Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 On my driving lesson a few months after 7/7 with my instructor. I am in deep concentration on the dual carriage way'So why now have you decided to start driving?''Dunno. Range of reasons. Fed up of the nonsence thats going on on the buses these days. People blowing themselves up, little kids making noise, slowness of the journey, etc.My instructor never said a word to me for the next 10 or so minutes. My instructor is an Asian muslim.don't see why that should mean anythin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axiom Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 how could i forget the ton of convos ive had that go something like thisme: who'd u live with at home?her: my mum and brothame: where's yr dadher: he's deadme: I see*cue awkward silence or quick subject change* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bit Better Posted July 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 how could i forget the ton of convos ive had that go something like thisme: who'd u live with at home?her: my mum and brothame: where's yr dadher: he's deadme: I see*cue awkward silence or quick subject change*Reminds me of this chick that was all over at me one night at uni. I wasn't really feeling her and she's trying to get me to leave with her."Haha, what would your mother say?""My mum died a year ago from cancer."*Silence* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Had a couple one todawernt too badSaw some girl from ages away and I siad she is actually disgustingI looked round and Remembered some boy that was in love with her standing next to me.....The silence felt like eternityAnd some next oneWas talking about some film...where some guy sees something in the sky, and a boy goes to me "low it I see my dad in the sky", and I was like yeh drugged up peopleThere was a short silence...then he goes "my dad got shot in the eye and he died"I felt Ill, just kept saying huh.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PennyTraitor Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 lol. Merge the topics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Q Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 On MSN.One girl has a pic of her and someone else. ME: Your brother has a strong jaw, them Wolverine from X-Men jaws. He should box.HER: Thats my sister.ME: LMAO Allow taking the piss out of him.HER: That is my sister...*Changes status to Out To Lunch*AHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHALMFAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Had a football match and we all went on the pitch to stretch our legs and check the grass etc. but i turned up late and everyone was already in the changing rooms so i went out there quickly on my own and i looked in the stands and saw one chick that i used to bang when i was in college and gave her a quick wave then went into the changing rooms..Me: you lot see that ting in the stands? I used to bang her when i was in college i wonder who she's her for*bit of silence*Assistant Manager: She's my neice*few stifled laughs but bare silence and shocked faces*Assistant Manager: So the team for today.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpedeum Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 foolishly dropping a stinker in the lift on your way down alone..and then people get on at the next floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZiW Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 SOME GIRL TOUCH MY LEG, AND I BUSS A NUTijoke ijoke 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bit Better Posted July 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Had a football match and we all went on the pitch to stretch our legs and check the grass etc. but i turned up late and everyone was already in the changing rooms so i went out there quickly on my own and i looked in the stands and saw one chick that i used to bang when i was in college and gave her a quick wave then went into the changing rooms..Me: you lot see that ting in the stands? I used to bang her when i was in college i wonder who she's her for*bit of silence*Assistant Manager: She's my neice*few stifled laughs but bare silence and shocked faces*Assistant Manager: So the team for today.. Absolute f*ck*ng nightmare.LMFAO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavant Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Had a football match and we all went on the pitch to stretch our legs and check the grass etc. but i turned up late and everyone was already in the changing rooms so i went out there quickly on my own and i looked in the stands and saw one chick that i used to bang when i was in college and gave her a quick wave then went into the changing rooms..Me: you lot see that ting in the stands? I used to bang her when i was in college i wonder who she's her for*bit of silence*Assistant Manager: She's my neice*few stifled laughs but bare silence and shocked faces*Assistant Manager: So the team for today..WOWLMFAODid you get dropped? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Had a football match and we all went on the pitch to stretch our legs and check the grass etc. but i turned up late and everyone was already in the changing rooms so i went out there quickly on my own and i looked in the stands and saw one chick that i used to bang when i was in college and gave her a quick wave then went into the changing rooms..Me: you lot see that ting in the stands? I used to bang her when i was in college i wonder who she's her for*bit of silence*Assistant Manager: She's my neice*few stifled laughs but bare silence and shocked faces*Assistant Manager: So the team for today..WOWLMFAODid you get dropped?nah everything was blessed, it was never spoke about with management again, obviously within the playing staff it was.I have a feeling he probably knew what she was like which is why he said nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojo Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Had a football match and we all went on the pitch to stretch our legs and check the grass etc. but i turned up late and everyone was already in the changing rooms so i went out there quickly on my own and i looked in the stands and saw one chick that i used to bang when i was in college and gave her a quick wave then went into the changing rooms..Me: you lot see that ting in the stands? I used to bang her when i was in college i wonder who she's her for*bit of silence*Assistant Manager: She's my neice*few stifled laughs but bare silence and shocked faces*Assistant Manager: So the team for today.. Absolute f*ck*ng nightmare.LMFAO. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Just remembered another time from reading the other topicLast sat was walking to the gym and some white man old enough to be my dad got out of his car with sunglasses on and in my direction said"ello mate"i was thinking ok he's being friendly and i replied all smiling n ting"what's going on"He walked straight past me and shook some mans hand behind me, he didn't even bat an eyelid at meProbably got black people on ignore IRL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eduardo Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 ^HAHAHAHAMy one is too deep to say 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Just remembered another time from reading the other topicLast sat was walking to the gym and some white man old enough to be my dad got out of his car with sunglasses on and in my direction said"ello mate"i was thinking ok he's being friendly and i replied all smiling n ting"what's going on"He walked straight past me and shook some mans hand behind me, he didn't even bat an eyelid at meProbably got black people on ignore IRL cuts deep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofa Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 Go on MetaGWAAAAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoop Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 Just remembered another time from reading the other topicLast sat was walking to the gym and some white man old enough to be my dad got out of his car with sunglasses on and in my direction said"ello mate"i was thinking ok he's being friendly and i replied all smiling n ting"what's going on"He walked straight past me and shook some mans hand behind me, he didn't even bat an eyelid at meProbably got black people on ignore IRLgdhgfdgfgffgffdfddfsdfsd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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