Thing with last lord's story is that if it ha just been the face it wouldn't be a big deal but wiping it on people's clothes is so cuntish! She knew what she was doing!
trussbare girls got a rude awakening when they tried similar things to me at unisome welcome to the real world bitch sh*t
I paid my rent today and I just go downstairs after my marge's came in and see she's bought a f*ck*ng cappucino machineIt's about half a metre long, I'm in the mood to go downstairs and cause WW3 right now. No way she should be buying a cappucino machine even if it was a fiver, it's at the bottom of priorities when it comes to spending money.
Stood in a club.some gyal come's and stands in front of me, couldn't figure if she was carib or some off key mix, she just drops it like" You got a girlfriend?""Nah""you sure?""Yeah I'm sure, you got a man?""Nah, I'm looking for my friend""whats your name?""Maria"The accent was some next ting.convo goes on a bit and the vibes are goood. I draw for the phone, she's like I don't know my number off by heart. Spots her friend and says I'll be back in a minute.She disappeared into the crowd like a cold breath into the midnight air. f*ckIJNG SCREWING, too faded to pursue and not long after my boys were ready to leave.
lmaohow can she start a convo with you and then drop ' i don't know my number off by heart 'at last restort you should have drawed for the last name, FB ting..but you were faded so ingenuity levels were naturally gonna be low lol
Certain man can't chat to girls...it annoys meI don't now how its possible to alienate somebody you just met so quicklyin good news...they both wanted me...but one of them said that I'm hers when I was at the bar hahahaahrbut real talk...your like 21 why can't u chat to females properly
Stood in a club.some gyal come's and stands in front of me, couldn't figure if she was carib or some off key mix, she just drops it like" You got a girlfriend?""Nah""you sure?""Yeah I'm sure, you got a man?""Nah, I'm looking for my friend""whats your name?""Maria"The accent was some next ting.convo goes on a bit and the vibes are goood. I draw for the phone, she's like I don't know my number off by heart. Spots her friend and says I'll be back in a minute.She disappeared into the crowd like a cold breath into the midnight air. f*ckIJNG SCREWING, too faded to pursue and not long after my boys were ready to leave.
.........i think this is the end of my eurovox...........i aint gonna lie....im getting mad right now
hav virgin clocked it or sutin?
supposidly dey said dey was changing to a signal that cant be cracked but this kinda box.. i thought it was gas... but right now it isn't looking too hopeful
Switchin in to nagra 3 enit. I'm keeping a close eye on "the scene" and as soon as a next box comes out that can manage it i'll be all over that like a fly on dog sh*t. / Vent. Cant believe i thought chipped cable died with the analogue boxes and have been missing out all these years :@
Stood in a club.some gyal come's and stands in front of me, couldn't figure if she was carib or some off key mix, she just drops it like" You got a girlfriend?""Nah""you sure?""Yeah I'm sure, you got a man?""Nah, I'm looking for my friend""whats your name?""Maria"The accent was some next ting.convo goes on a bit and the vibes are goood. I draw for the phone, she's like I don't know my number off by heart. Spots her friend and says I'll be back in a minute.She disappeared into the crowd like a cold breath into the midnight air. f*ckIJNG SCREWING, too faded to pursue and not long after my boys were ready to leave.
Sometimes the girls that have lost their friends are easiest to draw. Other times they may just be making convo with you to make it look like they're not on their own.
you know what right now my ex is moving back into her old flat directly across the road from meright now i dont even carebut this is gonna f*ck with my headi can see right into her room from where im sitting nowLMAOOOOO
you know what right now my ex is moving back into her old flat directly across the road from meright now i dont even carebut this is gonna f*ck with my headi can see right into her room from where im sitting nowLMAOOOOO
dem ones when your really not laughingdont worry mate chin up
ye chin up skola. eating maltesers ice cream whilst watching her live her life through your window isnt the one;get out there and meet new people.i repeat, do not spy, do not eat ur dinner whilst casually peering across the streetget urself together
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I paid my rent today and I just go downstairs after my marge's came in and see she's bought a f*ck*ng cappucino machineIt's about half a metre long, I'm in the mood to go downstairs and cause WW3 right now. No way she should be buying a cappucino machine even if it was a fiver, it's at the bottom of priorities when it comes to spending money.
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Trilliam
mum just looked straight through my box of mayfairsdidnt even bat an eyelidthe gods are on my side
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yout takin long to phoene me cos he thinks i neeed suttin off himweak eart, kno man affi calll me'
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Michel Kane
What I just did was ridiculously moist. The f*ck was I thinking, need to sort myself out.Need to stay disciplined. ARGH.
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Stood in a club.some gyal come's and stands in front of me, couldn't figure if she was carib or some off key mix, she just drops it like" You got a girlfriend?""Nah""you sure?""Yeah I'm sure, you got a man?""Nah, I'm looking for my friend""whats your name?""Maria"The accent was some next ting.convo goes on a bit and the vibes are goood. I draw for the phone, she's like I don't know my number off by heart. Spots her friend and says I'll be back in a minute.She disappeared into the crowd like a cold breath into the midnight air. f*ckIJNG SCREWING, too faded to pursue and not long after my boys were ready to leave.
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lmaohow can she start a convo with you and then drop ' i don't know my number off by heart 'at last restort you should have drawed for the last name, FB ting..but you were faded so ingenuity levels were naturally gonna be low lol
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Certain man can't chat to girls...it annoys meI don't now how its possible to alienate somebody you just met so quicklyin good news...they both wanted me...but one of them said that I'm hers when I was at the bar hahahaahrbut real talk...your like 21 why can't u chat to females properly
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.........i think this is the end of my eurovox...........i aint gonna lie....im getting mad right now
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Angelo
Delayed vent.How you gonna wake me up early, to tell me that I don't have to get up early coz we're leaving later now?The f*ck is wrong with you.
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Switchin in to nagra 3 enit. I'm keeping a close eye on "the scene" and as soon as a next box comes out that can manage it i'll be all over that like a fly on dog sh*t. / Vent. Cant believe i thought chipped cable died with the analogue boxes and have been missing out all these years :@
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Bardissimo
need to hit counselling again or i'm gonna body someone v.soon
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My long lie today, BUT you wake me at 6.50amWee shame
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you know what right now my ex is moving back into her old flat directly across the road from meright now i dont even carebut this is gonna f*ck with my headi can see right into her room from where im sitting nowLMAOOOOO
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thats a cryin shame skola/i gots some decisions to make, an some reality to think about
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ye chin up skola. eating maltesers ice cream whilst watching her live her life through your window isnt the one;get out there and meet new people.i repeat, do not spy, do not eat ur dinner whilst casually peering across the streetget urself together
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Supernova
Gunna have to get a BB on upgradeAm I a sellout
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Yes, yes you areSeriously though if it isnt for the hype then stand tall.
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Heero Yuy
when im hungover do not try and conversate just let me be immobile and unsocialable
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