Risky Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 I went to Anfield the other day to watch a match. A scouse lad said, ‘Can I mind your car foryou mister?’I said, ‘No! And for your information, there’s a Rottweiler in the back.’ The lad said: ‘Put out fires, can he?’ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmuab2h-3nE LMFAOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serpent Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 Always practise safe sex as I know a guy who's been having phone sex for years and now he has been diagnosed with hearing Aids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kompressor Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 a little white boy named john was round his black friends house jermaine where the had something to a eat cooked by jermaines mumjohn looking at saw rice, chicken and a banana looking thing which he wasnt quite sure about. So he asked jermaines mum "whats this banana looking thing" . Jermaines mum replied "plantin". So he tried it.......and loved it.The next day john was at home and asked his mum "mummmm.....i want some plantin". Johns mum gave him a seed and a spade and pointed towards the garden smiling and said "such a kind lad wanting to help me with the gardening"*yeh that was the punchline...**FADES*that is horrendousits a sh*t jokes thread ....... lol..shoudl be getting pos'd not neg'd Yeah but yours aren't jokes, they're just you saying stupid sh*t. Yeah but yours aren't jokes, they're just you saying stupid sh*t.lol the last one was actually a joke i was told i didnt make that up still lol lol @ STDs "joke"just rambling...not even gonna lie, this joke and the mini saga after it has brought me the most joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prdx Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 Always practise safe sex as I know a guy who's been having phone sex for years and now he has been diagnosed with hearing Aids.Ahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 A man was riding his motorbike along a California beach when suddenly the booming voice of god says :" Because you've been so faithful to me in all ways i will grant you one wish "... The man replies: " Build me a bridge to Hawaii" God : " Its an enormous undertaking to build over an ocean, it would use up all the steel and concrete in the world, i can do it but its hard to justify "[/i]God then asks the man " is there anything else I can help you with my child ?"The man thought long and hard and replied... " I wish all men could understand women, I want to know what shes thinking when I get the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothings wrong and how i can make her truely happy"God replies " you want 2 lanes or 4 with that bridge " good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaian Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 there was a blackout on my street last night i called the police cos he looked suspicious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeMason Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 what do u call a paki in a bottle?stink bomb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serpent Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 I just heard that Jonathan Ross is leaving the bbc. Was wondering what you and your three mate are going to do with the piano? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlastboss Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 im not racist racism is a crime crime is for black people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bardissimo Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 to early to tell jokes about the haitian earthquake? think i should wait for the dust to settle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 didnt' someone on here make one last night. "I know exactly how these man feel. After 30 aftershocks I can't find my house either" Think it was pifferhands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trilliam Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 wheres satan now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thizz Posted January 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 didnt' someone on here make one last night. "I know exactly how these man feel. After 30 aftershocks I can't find my house either" Think it was pifferhands :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R9 Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Bit late but the day before the ACN started 'Im not going to watch the african nations cup it'll be sh*t, theres already been 300 shots and only 3 on target' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 Bit late but the day before the ACN started 'Im not going to watch the african nations cup it'll be sh*t, theres already been 300 shots and only 3 on target' lolololololol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAT_YOUT_FROM_E15 Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 what did mr officer say to mrs officer? my god you have donuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 didnt' someone on here make one last night. "I know exactly how these man feel. After 30 aftershocks I can't find my house either" Think it was pifferhands ahahaha / deep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
menace-II-society Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 The drop in the number of suicide bombings has been put down to susan boyle. Now muslims know what a virgin looks like, theyre not so f*ck*ng keen on going to paradise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank. Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 to early to tell jokes about the haitian earthquake? think i should wait for the dust to settle lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank. Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 All the curry houses are doing a new curry for the quake appeal, it is chicken bury auntie, nan dead and poppa gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skenghis Khan Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 ^^^^going from looking at the pictures in the paper to reading this has convinced me ur going to hell... that and the thing wiv ur neice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank. Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 Thats life. / There are more than one Frank's in this world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risky Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 3 men go to a club Got moved to, need a vest. winner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 looking through this thread from page 1 and clocking all the negs >>>>>> ______________- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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