Balotelli Appreciation Thread

[O Fenomeno]

He reminds me of Keegan so much

He will probably resign in the toliets at Anfield by the time this season is done.

[The Infamous]

Things reached a depressing low in 18 first-half minutes against Real Madrid, when they were blitzed by the ­Spaniards, and exposed as a side far from joining the European elite.

The manager admits he may have to think about new systems, but he ­emphatically ruled out the prospect of hiring a defensive coach to help out a floundering back line.

“Will I get a defensive coach? No chance. No chance.

“When I first came in I was asked if I would have a coach to help the strikers score. But we got goals. Lots.”

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Talking about a potential new style of play, Rodgers added: “That is something I have to look at definitely.

“We are looking to get balance in the team – balance is the most important thing in football – but we have got limited coaching time.

“I’ve been in my kitchen until 4.30am, but no it’s not that I can’t sleep... I was just thinking of ways that we can be better.

“We need to get it right sooner rather than later of course, but the players are showing ­character and spirit – even against Real Madrid I thought that.”

i've always liked BR's press conferences he speaks about football so vividly

Hes a tactician despite ppl trying to deny that he is. I reckon he will sort out the defence but it will take time cos they have made mistakes their habit

[welbz]

Will bag today

[Agony]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/liverpool-fans-exchange-mario-balotelli-4504463

[The Infamous]

[Heero Yuy]

 

 

Some fans queued around the terraced houses to exchange their Balotelli shirt for ones reading Rush, Fowler and Owen - provided for free by Paddy Power.

 

[Da Luv Doc]

It's because he's black. If Mario was white, this madness wouldn't happen (swap shop)

[Yoshie]

Loool Paddy Power are too funny

[Lieutenant]

It's because he's black. If Mario was white, this madness wouldn't happen (swap shop)

[Young Bape]

Deffo should have signed Remy instead wen they had the chance. Some of Remy's tekk goals wen he was at QPR and Newcastle>>>>>

 

 

Even tho he don't work hard tracking back either but he would score 20 a season

[The Infamous]

no he wouldn't

[Kuffir]

he's improving still and was unlucky not to score judging from highlights

 

but ye remy wud have bagged already

[The Infamous]

remy was probably on drugs when he did his liverpool medical

whose remy anyways. some any

[kerser]

Mind how u talking Bob

[Kuffir]

remy was probably on drugs when he did his liverpool medical

whose remy anyways. some any

 

he one of the many players to score more goals than don balo this season

[The Infamous]

meh remy only looks good cos he's playing for the best team in the country

while balotelli is in a struggling side

pretty simple logic tbh

[Kuffir]

yeah it is n im disappointed to hear it 

[Agony]

Mario Madness Specials: To be charged with an offence in 2015 – 8/1

Brendan Rodgers to call him a clown – 25/1

To retire from football to become a manual labourer – 250/1

http://www.paddypower.com/bet/novelty-betting/sports-novelties/football-specials?ev_oc_grp_ids=1944639

[kerser]

Paddy power are clowns

[O Fenomeno]

Best pundit around IMO

 

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/stan-collymore-column-liverpools-mario-4507679

[M.Dot]

[Davicious X]

I feel like the only one reserving judgement until Liverpool are actually able to put the strongest team on the pitch with Mario in the mix with them.

 

------------Balo-------Sturridge-------

 

Coutinho------------------------Sterling

 

------Henderson-----Gerrard----------

 

---Whatever random back line we put out to ship goals---

[Davicious X]

meh remy only looks good cos he's playing for the best team in the country

while balotelli is in a struggling side

pretty simple logic tbh

 

 

Remy looked good at QPR and Newcastle but now he only looks good cos he's at Chelsea?

 

Not sure if serious.

[The Infamous]

Best pundit around IMO

 

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/stan-collymore-column-liverpools-mario-4507679

wouldn't go that far but he has a point

wasn't stan going in on suarez i swear

so his views are void

[The Infamous]

meh remy only looks good cos he's playing for the best team in the country

while balotelli is in a struggling side

pretty simple logic tbh

 

 

Remy looked good at QPR and Newcastle but now he only looks good cos he's at Chelsea?

 

Not sure if serious.

yeah because Newcastle and QPR are champions league teams