THE OFFICIAL VENTING + ANTI THREAD: PART TWO

[Heero Yuy]

Trust

I don't even like coming into contact with the door and walls

[RaiKkoNen]

Them ones where the guy drying his hands is wondering why you're using tissue to open the toilet door

I've even been known to do a quick side step shuffle through the door when someone else walks in. Ninja tingssss

[KayGee]

You guys have it good, we have to do the tissue toilet seat or have seriously strong legs.

[Guest28]

i piss all over a public toliet seat

calm

not on purpose tho

this is me, dnt care if i hit or miss

Lol @ touching a public toilet seat

Umud?

can safely say i aint touched a public toilet like that in 10 years

f*ck all that

[Wavant]

Them ones where the guy drying his hands is wondering why you're using tissue to open the toilet door

I've even been known to do a quick side step shuffle through the door when someone else walks in. Ninja tingssss

Truth.

[The Flyest]

[Haze-e]

Mini Vent.

Go downstairs and see my paycheck on the floor. Im thinking rah i swear i get paid on monday???

Try to pay a bill. No money on card. Check the date on paycheck it says 30/4/12.

Got my hopes up for nothing KMT.

[JLovely]

You guys have it good, we have to do the tissue toilet seat or have seriously strong legs.

I never sit. I remember before starting primary school my mum and dad told me not to lol

[Michel Kane]

You guys have it good, we have to do the tissue toilet seat or have seriously strong legs.

I never sit. I remember before starting primary school my mum and dad told me not to lol

Makes sense.

[Rippy]

You guys have it good, we have to do the tissue toilet seat or have seriously strong legs.

I never sit. I remember before starting primary school my mum and dad told me not to lol

Haha

I never sit either.

[JOHN DOE]

Them ones where the guy drying his hands is wondering why you're using tissue to open the toilet door

I've even been known to do a quick side step shuffle through the door when someone else walks in. Ninja tingssss

Truth.

push the door open with your feet /elbow

the handle may as well be coated with the hn51 virus never touch that shit

[Lieutenant]

Them ones where the guy drying his hands is wondering why you're using tissue to open the toilet door

I've even been known to do a quick side step shuffle through the door when someone else walks in. Ninja tingssss

Truth.

push the door open with your feet /elbow

the handle may as well be coated with the hn51 virus never touch that sh*t

Push?

Them toilet doors are nearly ALWAYS pull to get out.

I will standardly wait under the hand dryer til someone opens that door

[kurious]

you dun know the squats, still put tissue down to squat too sometime, also, gotta flush before u use it, cuz with squatting, could get that splash back

More time il just chance it and try hold it till I get home tho. Public loos are are lot of hassle. Even got to roll up trouser legs so they dont brush the fkoor whilst in squat mode

[Supermalt]

You guys have it good, we have to do the tissue toilet seat or have seriously strong legs.

I never sit. I remember before starting primary school my mum and dad told me not to lol

Haha

I never sit either.

imagine everyone did this

probably sparkling and u never know

[Lenny]

Them ones where the guy drying his hands is wondering why you're using tissue to open the toilet door

I've even been known to do a quick side step shuffle through the door when someone else walks in. Ninja tingssss

Truth.

[JLovely]

you dun know the squats, still put tissue down to squat too sometime, also, gotta flush before u use it, cuz with squatting, could get that splash back

More time il just chance it and try hold it till I get home tho. Public loos are are lot of hassle. Even got to roll up trouser legs so they dont brush the fkoor whilst in squat mode

[Haze-e]

Jesus.

So im babysitting my god daughter of only 2months.

Lard gad. I aint having any kids.

Finally got her to sleep after she thrrew her little tantrum over milk KMT.

[JLovely]

Lol.

Two months old is a lot of work though, your friends definitely threw you in the deep end!

[Captain Planet]

lol sometimes God parent = free babysitter

[Guest chap44uns]

Lool at the Toliets in euston and Victoria that charge 30p

shartapp

[Guest M12]

Ended up in a house party tonight with a girl who is connected to my ex through a friend. She put it on a plate and says she had always liked me as I was leaving and put her number in my phone. If I go through my ex will defo find out. Decisions.

[KayGee]

These rainy Sundays depress me, its half 10 in the morning and i have to put lights on in the house.

[Uncle Man]

got a piece of apple stuck between teeth

never eating fruit again tbh

[Aquaman]

These rainy Sundays depress me, its half 10 in the morning and i have to put lights on in the house.

we need the rain though

sunday showers just reminds me of this

remember it coming on in se1 few years back, whole room went nuts...VIBESSS

then mixed into the rebecca knight vocal

cheeeeeeeeezzz

[Captain Planet]

One thing I hate

Is when I'm walking down the road and I hear a sexy sounding car engine approaching

So I turn my head

Only to see some Vauxhall Nova fitted with a sports exhaust