Popular Post Pro Posted July 12, 2012 Popular Post Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 Just got this story from twitter, read it and i can guarantee u'll laugh Lemme tell you a lil story cause im bored, I call it the reason i don't deal with south chicks Now there was a chick called Tanesha from Lewisham i met about 3 years ago from lewisham I should of known everything was gonna go downhill, from time your name ends in "sha" and your from south..leave it Anyway i was at my cousins yard in south, saw her, got her number reh teh teh She was calm, didn't talk ghetto, mixrace seemed kl, i waited for her bus to come and yh she cut So obviously i got yard, added the facebook started talking, these times i was useing msn, so webcam all that sh*t So we talked for a few weeks, i'm tryna get her to come buck me, she's longing the ting, but shes nice so i'm cald wid it It got to a stage where we talked like everyday uno...but everytime i asked her to come she would long it Till one week she told me to come down.... So obviously i know dis chick is nice, so i put in work lol wore new garms, fresh crep, i was young i wanted to press LOOL So i'm waitng for her at the station, it's hot as f*ck!!...she comes in a pink Adidas tracksuit O_o BMT she came looking like mr blobby, am i a prick Anyway, we were walking thru her ends, shes askin what i wanna do i'm just thinkin "please get changed" cut a long story short we ended up at her yard Now we in her room yh, and fxuk it we aint in public so i started dropping afew bars lool -__- i don't wanna get to descriptive but it got to that stage where yh she took off her top n that, but still had on ur tracksuit bottoms I knew she was on it but she was going on bare stoosh she pulled it down, and im thinkin yhhhhhhhh,,,then as it came to her ankle i see some box on her leg i'm thinking its some kinda dumb ankle bracelet....nar the bitch was on TAG!! O_o no wonder she never wanted to come my ends, and no wonder she always wore trousers so obviously i asked her what she was on tag for, she say robbery...better belive i clinged onto my wallet you lot think the stories over, nar better believe it gets worse uno so anyway i'm weary this girl is a criminal mastermind but i didnt come all the way to south for her to give me her criminal record so yh im doing the ting, half way through *BANG BANG BANG* "TANESHA OPEN THE f*ck*ng DOOR" she harlem shaked her body off me, "f*ck f*ck hide" I'm thinking what do you mean hide who is that, your dad? shes like nar its my man ffs, two two's now this ute is banging on the door like someone is dieing inside the house LOOL i forgot to say this was a bunkbed we were on, so of all places to hide, she hid me on the top f*ck*ng bunk i'm hearing footsteps n i think she just coming back up, IMGAGINE SHE BROUGHT THE GUY INTO HER ROOM! So both of them are in the room talking, whilst im on the top bunk naked with a boner O_o so yh there both talking, and im waiting there casj thinkin when she gonna tell this guy to leave Imagine she went on her laptop and started playing slow jams....is she ill? does she know im still here? lool the bars dis ute was droppin tho..moist moist moist anyway two two's now i hear them lipsing....im thinking..no they wont...they f*ck*ng won't.... *zippp* i hear his zip go down *slurp* SHE STARTED GIVING HIM BRAIN WHILE I WAS IN ON THE TOP BED NAKED! Now i would of just ran out if i was fully clothed, but i was naked, am i a prick to run onto the street with no clothes and his bredda was like 22, i was 16-17 at the time so yh shes giving him brain and he goes "MY TURN".....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HES LICKING HER NARNI AFTER I JUST PRESSED IT 5MINS AGO!!! (DONT TRUST THESE HOES) I'm in the bed bare trying not to laugh, cause if he knew...boi so yh they start beating, and im just casj at the top, the whole bed was shaking, it felt kinda soothing uno i wont gas like i was on a lil bouncy castle but anyway shes moaning blah blah, then she says my name..oh oh he stops..." who the f*ck is alex, am i a prick" this guy starts getting MAD!!! " who the f*ck is alex" imagine this dumb bitch said "my cousin"...*sigh* the guy is going crazy, punching up the yard, "are you cheating on man, tanesha i'll kill you uno" i'm just in bed praying to our heavenly father that this guy does not clock me, asking god to forgive my sins she's bare crying saying she hasnt cheated blah blah blah, and he banged her in the face..so he hit a female imagine what he would do to me so i started praying even harder, i think at this point i even started praying to allah aswell, try get both gods on my side God answered my prayer because the guy just ducked out n left the yard.. GOD IS REAL! So the door slams, and i climb down the bed and look at tanesha on the floor, her face all bloodied up shes crying, and looking at me as if im about to bend down and her her and tell her everything is gonna be ok I put on my clothes slowly, looking at her the whole time, thinking what to say, bmt i was feeling rage i finally got changed..bent down looked at her..... .....AND I SLAPPED HER! Nar fxuk it i don't care, she put my life in danger lool, i was vex i had to watch her get bait and licked out nar f*ck dat anyway, i walked to the station and her man was there LOOL, if only you knew my brudda...if only you knew So thats the story lool, the moral is don't deal with chicks from south, and always check their ankles :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: 41 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 FACK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mark_INIESTA_davies Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 lewis'd da ting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuffir Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 "she's bare crying saying she hasnt cheated blah blah blah, and he banged her in the face..so he hit a female imagine what he would do to me" thats that real nigga sh*t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Somalian Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 Girls are grim might aswell go batty innit carpe Story is jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 yeah i read that earlier jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Down&Funky Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 LOOOL Can't be real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natalie Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 i'm just in bed praying to our heavenly father that this guy does not clock me, asking god to forgive my sins so i started praying even harder, i think at this point i evn started praying to allah aswell, try get both gods on my side God answered my prayer because the guy just ducked out n left the yard.. GOD IS REAL! Lmfao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 The imagery of chilling on a top bunk naked while you're link is underneath getting piped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Somalian Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 Lucky nigger didn't want to doggy her on the side of her bunk bed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haze-e Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 Pmsllllllll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 slapped her [flirta d] LEGENDARY [/flirta] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PROFIT MARGINS Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 i'm just in bed praying to our heavenly father that this guy does not clock me, asking god to forgive my sins so i started praying even harder, i think at this point i evn started praying to allah aswell, try get both gods on my side God answered my prayer because the guy just ducked out n left the yard.. GOD IS REAL! Lmfao Prayed to Allah as well cbl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruz Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 Lol my fave bit was how soothing the movement of the bunkbed was while they had sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salamanca Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 how did he see the bf from the bunk bed :S 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R1. Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 Slow jams on the laptop had me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinalBawse Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 SLAPPED HER GPH[DFGF DH]DFH; DGD TRE TERE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 LMAO @ 50 Shades of Tanesha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Gayle Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 I see these books EVERY FUCKING DAY on the train Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KayGee Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 Got all these women feeling like a goddess, myself included. 1 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thun Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 Got all these women feeling like a goddess, myself included. Thats called brainwashing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KayGee Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 Im fully aware Dont care 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
time_bomb Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 LOOL good shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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that is fucking joke. pos
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Lieutenant
The imagery of chilling on a top bunk naked while you're link is underneath getting piped
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The Somalian
Lucky nigger didn't want to doggy her on the side of her bunk bed
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Haze-e
Pmsllllllll
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Skola
slapped her
[flirta d] LEGENDARY [/flirta]
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Guest PROFIT MARGINS
Prayed to Allah as well
cbl
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ruz
Lol my fave bit was how soothing the movement of the bunkbed was while they had sex
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Salamanca
how did he see the bf from the bunk bed :S
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R1.
Slow jams on the laptop had me
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FinalBawse
SLAPPED HER GPH[DFGF
DH]DFH;
DGD
TRE
TERE
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Kurtis
LMAO @ 50 Shades of Tanesha
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Mr. Gayle
I see these books EVERY FUCKING DAY on the train
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KayGee
Got all these women feeling like a goddess, myself included.
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Thun
Thats called brainwashing
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KayGee
Im fully aware
Dont care
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time_bomb
LOOL good shit
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