Who was you before ?

[The Somalian]

U like a different type of girl from me fam....lol

I just like real....

Bun the cockney type, pub goin skeezy ting deh....

I'm a snob....

I use to like my culturally aware girls, I fell in love with one girl, she finished with me 2 years on not over it even posted naked pics of her in the old men’s room. She never answers my calls so I stopped calling about after a year. Then I swear she plays some sort of mind games when I stopped calling. She starts to follow me on sound cloud, mix cloud, facebook, go on her page and she is flirting with next dj’s I send her a message she don’t reply FFS so why did she add me, follow me in the first place.. she is a 10/10 girl I will never find a girl who can match. Use to cotch in my yard smoke, drink wine, eat ox tail, curry goat watch documentary’s we read the same books. We went on walks. Then she said she don’t want to know anymore. I am crying while I type this. Latin beauty I swear down she would start to speak Spanish to me. Would smash at least 7 times a day if I weren’t working. I would listen to 1xtra just to hear her shout me out. Fack I miss being in love. Made the conscious decision to go out with cockney girls who are bubbly as I don’t want to be hurt again. My mistake was not breeding her only women fit enough to carry my seed.

[Chaser]

Mizchif

Yellow Duckman

Flowerman No Romo

Sexy Carla

Mellow Yellow

Mixed European Princess

Kissy Toffee

Darren Gayle/Bedroom Buily

[Chaser]

WOOOPS.

I haven't done this in years. Its Mizchif posting from Chasers computer. I used to make this mistake all the time.

P.S I'm a prick and a boy, boy me when you see me in real life. And I'm gay.

Signed,

Chaser

[Thizz]

[The Somalian]

You was not the real mellow yellow because I've actually seen her in the flesh

sending indirects at me when my brother was chatting to her at a festival in Victoria park back in 08

[Mizchif]

Nah that was me bro.

[The Somalian]

she was a girl from the midlands brown eyes relaxed hair around to her shoulders, who was this girl then because she mentioned rwd and vip2? people are f*ck*ng with my head. Must of had two mellow yellows? swear she was also young lew's cousin

Come like that breh who is always at teh grime raves and says yeah he reads my post on vip2, but wont tell me who he is. I see man in April in a rave he says do I want a drink I say yeah man orders me a pint ask the bar maid how much it is she tells him after she has pulled it man puts his wallet back in his trouses and walks off I buy the pint because I dont want to look bummy. Guy is a joker he told me he was Venom and then told me he was messing with me as he knows I hate venom.

[Skenghis Khan]

^LOOOOL

[Mizchif]

Where is Roxanne? She used to disappear then reappear on my Facebook then disappear, and then lost numbers, and now, nothing.

Theres loads of people I'd still would have liked to have been in contact with

[morninghasbroken]

CB you are fully back fam.

[Ego]

Ego

Smurf

Skywalker

Classic Ego

[Mizchif]

CB you are fully back fam.

Told you.

Its okay now, everyone has the internet I don't have to feel shame when I open the page. People be like "WOW, WHATS THAT CRAZY THING YOU'RE LOOKING AT, I'M INTERESTED" Rather than "You use an internet forum? What are you some kind of freak. Get out of here freak" and then they chase me with torches I imagine.

[TheKingOfRome]

Lucarelli99

JohnTheBaptist

[Guest M12]

M12

M12 Part 2

The thing i dont get about these aliases is all the effort of finding other peoples pictures and constructing a life story for them. its a bit weird

[MARVELL]

always been marvell

[Benicio del Toney]

i can sort of understand that people are not happy with there lives and come online and create a persona

but how can you come online not being happy with your online persona and create an alias of your online persona

?

lmfao

[Sole]

always been marvell

[Kurtis]

i can sort of understand that people are not happy with there lives and come online and create a persona

but how can you come online not being happy with your online persona and create an alias of your online persona

?

lmfao

[Seth Rollins]

What's going on ere then...?

[O Fenomeno]

always been marvell

[Heero Yuy]

i can sort of understand that people are not happy with there lives and come online and create a persona

but how can you come online not being happy with your online persona and create an alias of your online persona

?

lmfao

[Illusion]

TempleTopCase

Illusion

[SLEAZE BALL]

SLEAZE BALL

FRAFF HUNTER

FRAFF HUNTER V2

OVER STARISH

[Soca Junkie]

Precious Mind

Soca On Lock