Beavis Posted October 6, 2012 Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted October 6, 2012 Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 Put on a fake london accent, in the knowledge that, despite the fact i live in kent no one will question its integrity. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Planet Posted October 6, 2012 Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 Local u have to match that now 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Afroman Posted October 6, 2012 Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 Â > __________ man came with the awaits local Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supermalt Posted October 6, 2012 Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 fart out loud family sunday roasts and chuckle with the like its norm. kiss my pets mout to mouth this fully lipsin ting get fackin smashed on a monday, dance like a spastic,draw a ugly bird called heidi, eat her pum even tho i just met her ask the black boys in the smoking area if they know chipmunk while spitting in their face. fight and lose. see my mate passed out and stick a carrot in him. next morning mum says were u been, slap her and say i need my privacy and my eggs white. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drift Posted October 6, 2012 Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 order my steak like 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PascalMoriarty Posted October 6, 2012 Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 Local.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benicio del Toney Posted October 6, 2012 Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 next morning mum says were u been, slap her and say i need my privacy and my eggs white. Pmsl 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benicio del Toney Posted October 6, 2012 Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 "Adam, Dinner" "Ah f*ck off Sharon" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seydou Posted October 6, 2012 Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 Local.... :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R1. Posted October 7, 2012 Report Share Posted October 7, 2012 Go to the club and get drunk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Lieutenant Posted October 7, 2012 Popular Post Report Share Posted October 7, 2012 Complain about immigrants while thinking about setting up a new life in Spain 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salamanca Posted October 7, 2012 Report Share Posted October 7, 2012 wake up listening to blade brown and obviously letting black rappers influence me, blame the government for not finding any jobs and being stuck in the trap despite having no cv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yak_Louis Posted October 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2012 Lmfao@ Fight and lose 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chap44uns Posted October 7, 2012 Report Share Posted October 7, 2012 Can i play If i woke up white Would talk about how much i hate pakis and then go smile in ranjits face at work Would spend time with my funky group of designer and artist and bar owner white friends and say im not a racist but wont know any ethnics aprt from my uncle delroy whose married to my wog socket aunt, but it wont matter coz hes a coon who hates himself and other black people Id get pisssed evry weekend and kiss my male friends on their mouths and it wudnt be gay or akward as we dance around to cheesey music Id hav 3 dogs who piss on thr kitchen flooor and my mum would laugh and wipe it up and then cook my fish and chips for tea without washing her hands Id meet my friend who is a girl but not my girlfriend in costa coffee, secretly i love her but she sees me as her brother, and il love her secretly but suffer it to be close to her , we cud talk about how muddy our tents were when it rained at v festival and how cool we looked in our white sunglasses in our instagram pictures Id not care about the wars this country is involved in and the mindless slaughter of young brown people by killer drones dropping bombs but id b up in arms when a f*ckin curry boy paki disrespect help for heroes or our heros in uniform ... you burn our poppies we burn ur koran ... I mite hav one coconut black or paki mate , hes ok coz hes like us, we call him chooccy , he doesnt mind he loves it.. Look how multicultural i am man started di rant by saying can i play ya kna sda f asd as d s ad sa a das d \ x z x\z x 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Infamous Posted October 7, 2012 Report Share Posted October 7, 2012 wake up vomit on my sweater already mums spaghetti 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O Fenomeno Posted October 7, 2012 Report Share Posted October 7, 2012 Be scared of water Visit the tanning shop everyday for 10 mins Have dinner at 4pm but call it Tea Whenever my mum calls me and if I am busy I will reply "f*ck off Mum I am busy" Whenever out and I see black people I never seen before I will shake their hand every twenty seconds refer to Serena Williams back as fat and nasty Refer to Pippa Middleton's arse as a "lovely bit of crumpet" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beavis Posted October 7, 2012 Report Share Posted October 7, 2012 pmsl @ "lovely bit of crumpet" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Planet Posted October 7, 2012 Report Share Posted October 7, 2012 Wake up, only wash my face, take a dump and go about my day 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlastboss Posted October 7, 2012 Report Share Posted October 7, 2012 ur the strangest member of this forum You are the last boss [media=] [/media] 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stacksbranning Posted October 7, 2012 Report Share Posted October 7, 2012 Wake up, only wash my face, take a dump and go about my day Im dead looooooooooooool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted October 7, 2012 Report Share Posted October 7, 2012 wash my football boots in the kitchen sink then a few hours later wash dishes but not rinse them, but put them on the side with Fairy liquid dripping from them at dinner time use the same fork/spoon im eating fromt o feed the dog 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afroman Posted October 7, 2012 Report Share Posted October 7, 2012 Go into the toilet, take a piss and walk out without washing my hands. First thing I do in the morning is drink tea or coffee before brushing. sit down & chat butt naked in the gym changing room with my mate. chill on any horizontal surface in the summer and get my tan on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Im dead looooooooooooool
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Kurtis
wash my football boots in the kitchen sink
then a few hours later wash dishes but not rinse them, but put them on the side with Fairy liquid dripping from them
at dinner time use the same fork/spoon im eating fromt o feed the dog
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Afroman
Go into the toilet, take a piss and walk out without washing my hands.
First thing I do in the morning is drink tea or coffee before brushing.
sit down & chat butt naked in the gym changing room with my mate.
chill on any horizontal surface in the summer and get my tan on
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