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The sitters squat, lean forward/to the side or do a slight raise, the standers stand up and then bend over. Weird.

Think iv misunderstood this whole ting

by sitting i thought you lot ment you're still sat down aka bum touching pon seat

i form a squat position then lean forward so does that make me a sitter? :/ technically im stood up because i'm not sat down

dont think everyones in the same boat here

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No word of a lie, I have been cracking up hysterically on this bus. This topic is actually one of the funniest I have read in a long while. People are discussing wiping techniques lmfao. Reminds me off a topic on here people's placement of their c*ck when taking a sh*t. Guys were writing guides and scriptures on it.

Thank you all contributors.

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Chap44uns is one of my fav characters on here I swear. Almost every post makes me crack up.

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On topic, I stand leaning forward. Need to see what remains on the tissue. Smh @ sitting. Foul individuals.

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So how you sitters know when your ass is clean?

that is the million dollar q

The same way the standers do, look at the Damm tissue.

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I think you standers have misunderstood the technicalities that go into the sitting technique, Try it out on your next trip to the toilet, it'll change your life and God will no longer hate you.

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So how you sitters know when your ass is clean?

that is the million dollar q

The same way the standers do, look at the Damm tissue.

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I think you standers have misunderstood the technicalities that go into the sitting technique, Try it out on your next trip to the toilet, it'll change your life and God will no longer hate you.

you can't.. if you're sitting that means your ass is still on the seat.. how can you look at the tissue if you're sitting.. if you're squatting that's not classed as sitting, that's standing

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i bet there's ber different tekkers for dealing wid di tissue

does anyone else start folding the tissue after it's been used when the last roll is dangerously low

:lmao:

that. is. disgusting.

folding the shitty tissue ya kna

so what do you do when ur on the last bit of the roll with no back up?

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So how you sitters know when your ass is clean?

that is the million dollar q

The same way the standers do, look at the Damm tissue.

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I think you standers have misunderstood the technicalities that go into the sitting technique, Try it out on your next trip to the toilet, it'll change your life and God will no longer hate you.

you can't.. if you're sitting that means your ass is still on the seat.. how can you look at the tissue if you're sitting.. if you're squatting that's not classed as sitting, that's standing

Mate,

I've been wiping my own ass for many a year now, it is very possible to still be sitting, (albeit towards the front edge of the seat) lean forward, get your hand with tissue into the bowl wipe, take your hand with Tissue in it out of the bowl and check.

All this can be done with said hand touching toilet water or covering your back with sh*t.

Just trust me on this one,

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Don't get why everyones' hard on this wet wipe ting.. surely if when you have your last wipe with a tissue, the tissue is clean then your ass is clean..

some people are OTT

nah man thats what it wants u to think, then your with a spice and she whips down ur underwear and theres that skid mark just sitting there with the stupid f*cking prick face looking at you and your female counter part.

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i dont undrstand the standing ting

u man stand up tall straigght back to wipe di bahte? like u stroke the cheek *no homo* with the tissue like "bam its clean still" and then walk around with the colonels *sp inbetween your batty crease. theres a reason you take a sh*t sittin down.

You man tryna make ur sh*t squeeze out like playdoh

Playdoh.jpgj

just the remains hanging all ragid.

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