The 19 Rules Of Football When You're A Kid

[Benicio del Toney]

I remember I went with South Kilburn to play Stonebridge in 5 a sides, was about 8 at the time.

 

Twine up the place 1st half, bare Rocastle drag backs.

 

Stephen Roberts, they used to call him Cat, gave up Luton YTS, come up to me at half time goes "You're rough ykno"

 

The twins from South Kilburn said "Nah you're good man but you're too greedy, pass the ball init?" lol

 

 

Holdtight the greedy man.

[Yoshie]

In 2002, when the Nike cage tournaments dropped >>>>>>

One of the GOAT periods in life.

 

Did you go?

Still got my Scorpion goody box they gave out

[Horatio Caine]

 played footy wid a tennis ball in the playground boiii

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[Creed Diskenth]

 

It was not even the volly

 

It was the crossbar and in man was trying to do

 

[O Fenomeno]

Had the Vapors

Haven't worn any other type boot since 2002

[Flojo]

What goals were you man tryna recreate?

Kanu vs. Boro (The backheel)

Beckham's free-kick against Colombia from '98 World Cup

Owen vs. Argentina

Remember in P.E. when I did Giggs, twiss up BAAARREEEE man. In my head I thought I was dancing through defenders when I probably just powered through them all like a snow plough, lol. To this day, favourite goal I ever scored, lol.

 

[Nidge Weasle]

Also I hated the guys who played headers and volleys but were too prang of bumslaps to ever take a shot

[Kurtis]

Hold tight the absolutely sh*t kid who used to turn up with the ball

 

lmao

 

That was Fraz in our school.

 

Guy was absolute garbage, used to wait let next man go through in World Cup till it was only me and him and humiliate him.

 

 

Hold tight the man who used to call the game back when the ball weren't kicked out far enough by the keeper and someone scored lol.

 

 

I remember the keeper try let Fraz win try mess up his kick and let Fraz have a 1 on 1, when Fraz scored it was a madness, melee.

 

I said "nah nah replay, you have to boot the ball out properly" lol

 

 

Primary school >>> secondary school  >>>>>

 

nah g

 

high school >>>

 

primary school they us some sponge ball

[Nidge Weasle]

I remember my primary school football so well.

Some of the goals I scored were sickening

[Jam]

The memories...

 

I remember coming into school 8.30 am and dons already having the white shit in the corner mouth from kicking ball before period 1

[Jam]

/ they never gave us proper balls in primary because urban legend was that somebody got Pedigreed for hitting someone in the face

[Nidge Weasle]

i remember someone going hospital cause they got DDT'd after a game

[dom dom bullets]

I remember wearing the collar up in the playground like Cantona fuk off

 

Those rare moments when there was a penalty/free kick were always a chance to do the collar up au revoir

 

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ang tight the shit kids who got predators for xmas thinking it would boost their stats

[Benicio del Toney]

 

It was not even the volly

 

It was the crossbar and in man was trying to do

 

 

 

lmfao

 

 

We used to call that clunk clunk

 

"It weren't that sick it didn't go clunk clunk"

[The Somalian]

Who remembers the green fuzzy indoor football but man dem would still take it out to play outdoor in the rain and ruin the ball.

Shit

Primary school>>>>

[Fearless-Guy]

no. 18

 

tackles when it got too dark to see the ball/people >>>>

 

bare shawcross tackles flying about, man had to colin jackson the slide

 

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did any1 call headers and volleys flash?

[Zizouz]

Who remembers the green fuzzy indoor football but man dem would still take it out to play outdoor in the rain a d ruin the ball.

sh*t

Primary school>>>>

 

indoor football during PE

 

can't enter the area or its a pen/goal kick

 

5 a side

 

first goal wins

 

winner stays on

[Nidge Weasle]

Who remembers the green fuzzy indoor football but man dem would still take it out to play outdoor in the rain and ruin the ball.

sh*t

Primary school>>>>

 

fucking loved those ones

[The Infamous]

When Joga Bonito ads came out, I evolved.

100 

 

used to do step overs for no reason going nowhere 

[The Infamous]

What goals were you man tryna recreate?

Kanu vs. Boro (The backheel)

Beckham's free-kick against Colombia from '98 World Cup

Owen vs. Argentina

Remember in P.E. when I did Giggs, twiss up BAAARREEEE man. In my head I thought I was dancing through defenders when I probably just powered through them all like a snow plough, lol. To this day, favourite goal I ever scored, lol.

 

P.E was my shit used to do it 4 times a week in year 10 and 11 cos i got kicked out of history

 

scored one memorable one long going into details but i flicked it over someones head after the ball came on a bounce

 

would try re-create owen v argies,henry against man u on some half turn shit plus a few others i forgot 

 

i dreamt of doing bergkamp against argies tho 

[Benicio del Toney]

When Joga Bonito ads came out, I evolved.

100 

 

used to do step overs for no reason going nowhere 

 

lol

 

like Fabian Delph the other day, just doing it to stunt.

[Bruno Di Gradi]

 

It was not even the volly

 

It was the crossbar and in man was trying to do

 

 

 

lmfao

 

 

We used to call that clunk clunk

 

"It weren't that sick it didn't go clunk clunk"

everyman used to do that...we even at times would put the swings around the side poles and use it as a goal and man were tryna do crossbar and in and skying it onto the garage roofs

[The Somalian]

hate them balls (no homo)