underwriter Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 thats a BIG ARSE LAUGH/MOUTH my god Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Em Dott Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 4 hours ago, Restrictive said: Did you beat? Nah, date was dead. Girl was barely talking and acting kinda juvenile. This girl had said she was previously engaged and with someone for 11 years or so. In her car after leaving the bar sucking on her basketball titties, I got her to start jerking me off at the same time but she actually had no clue what she was doing. There was some dodgy technique followed up by her saying "Am I doing it right?". With someone for 11 years but can't give a handjob? My d*ck couldn't stay hard after that and I got in an uber home. Needless to say we didn't meet again after that. 4 hours ago, Trap God said: No full body pics? Deeeaaad givaway She had a full body pic but it must not have been recent. My own fault in honesty for not being more on point. Also I have been making some questionable matches recently but I attribute that down to roasting. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flat Eric Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 anyone done the tinder plus swiping in another country before you get there tekkers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLEAZE BALL Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 16 hours ago, Em Dott said: Nah, date was dead. Girl was barely talking and acting kinda juvenile. This girl had said she was previously engaged and with someone for 11 years or so. In her car after leaving the bar sucking on her basketball titties, I got her to start jerking me off at the same time but she actually had no clue what she was doing. There was some dodgy technique followed up by her saying "Am I doing it right?". With someone for 11 years but can't give a handjob? My d*ck couldn't stay hard after that and I got in an uber home. Needless to say we didn't meet again after that. She had a full body pic but it must not have been recent. My own fault in honesty for not being more on point. Also I have been making some questionable matches recently but I attribute that down to roasting. Eesh Sounds like a nightmare This catfishibg shit is real huh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
local Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 sounds well gay blaming his impotence on the movement of her hands titan you're gettin on a bit now, you can't be sucking on tits and going home for a sobby wank you need to procreate my boy is it the pressure of passing on your genes that's stifling your erection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
local Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 15 hours ago, Flat Eric said: anyone done the tinder plus swiping in another country before you get there tekkers wait til you're there never really worked for me n u look like a desperate slag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meticulous Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 38 minutes ago, local said: sounds well gay blaming his impotence on the movement of her hands titan you're gettin on a bit now, you can't be sucking on tits and going home for a sobby wank you need to procreate my boy is it the pressure of passing on your genes that's stifling your erection local dont give a fuck 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yhfam Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Will never even go through and take anything to a bar if she catfished me would just say iam going shop and just bounce and block Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post O Fenomeno Posted March 31, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Just tell her the truth She catfished you so your bringing this evening to a halt. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yhfam Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Di hatbreak 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Di Gradi Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 57 minutes ago, O Fenomeno said: Just tell her the truth She catfished you so your bringing this evening to a halt. Loooooool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vertigo Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 On 3/28/2017 at 11:01 AM, yhfam said: Girl was telling me she goes on tinder links without them getting the number beforehand but if she likes them when seeing them they'll then get the number. is this the norm? Nope that's a warning sign she's probably going to be annoying and difficult. If the opening hour of back and forth convo is going well. I ask for their mobile number/watsapp. Means you're in closer contact with her and can get things moving properly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flat Eric Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 6 hours ago, local said: wait til you're there never really worked for me n u look like a desperate slag No offense my bro but that's you Plus why would i tell them I'm not in the country bro. Couple swipes a week before i go. Tell em I'm spending the first week with family and then when i land them chickens are already marinated and the oven is preheated 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thizz Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Think we both know local is the farda of tinder bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supermalt Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 On 23/03/2017 at 0:15 PM, yhfam said: Rejoined Tinder and after two days still no matches Loooool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
local Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 57 minutes ago, Thizz said: Think we both know local is the farda of tinder bro he got me a bit wound up there for a second i wanna see pics of atleast 5 of these success chickens eric and by chickens i mean these floozeys lay spread eagle with your big fat head and the days paper next to it where u off to / does it still not show you as being miles away still tho anyway if you switch back after you've matched then it does defo i saw it on slags profiles before before keep that story consistent 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underwriter Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 linked a persian ting yesterday was in the mindset yeah possible wifey route who knows she drops 'WHAT ARE MY TURN OFFS INSTANTLY ABOUT FEMALES' i said - WOMEN WHO ALREADY HAVE KIDS/ARGUMENTATIVE/UNNCESSARILY ETC ETC ETC SHE THEN REVEALS SHE HAS 2 KIDS.... AFTER ALLOWING ME TO SPEW ALL THIS SEMI-DISTAIN I HAVE FOR WOMEN WHO HAVE KIDS THAT I WOULDNT APPROACH - EVEN TALKING ABOUT MY COUSIN IS WITH A GIRL WHO HAS A 13 YEAR OLD KID AND HE NOW HAS A KID WITH HER - AND HOW MY GRAN DOESNT LIKE IT/APPROVE COZ SHE ALREADY HAS A KID WITH ANOTHER MAN WHEN SHE SAID SHE HAS KIDS - I COULDNT SEE IF SHE WAS PULLING MY LEG BECAUSE OF WHAT I SAID OR IF SHE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH AFTER ALL THE BANTERING SHE DEFINITELY ADMITS SHE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH AND SHE HAS 2 KIDS..... WAS LIKE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - WHY NOT WRITE THAT SHIT ON YOUR PROFILE BEFOREHAND FFS - I WOULD HAVE GONE TO MY BOYS AFROBEATS RAVE INSTEAD FFS 2 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post QPR Dee Posted April 1, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 how on earth can she be possible wifey when you dont even know the basics about her 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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underwriter Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 35 minutes ago, QPR Dee said: how on earth can she be possible wifey when you dont even know the basics about her na wifey bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 1 hour ago, QPR Dee said: how on earth can she be possible wifey when you dont even know the basics about her brudda / talk to BC much...less is more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flat Eric Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 Lmaoooooo Imhim please tell us more of your tinder date stories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greens Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 On 31/03/2017 at 6:18 PM, Flat Eric said: No offense my bro but that's you Plus why would i tell them I'm not in the country bro. Couple swipes a week before i go. Tell em I'm spending the first week with family and then when i land them chickens are already marinated and the oven is preheated Won't work, it will still show you as however many miles away. Just wait till you land, will only take a day to get the ball rolling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badman Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 Tried it again recently Just cant do it, weighs too heavily on my ego Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yhfam Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 Seen 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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