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How can you be a teenage boy in West End raves every weekend and NOT get turned down at least once a night?How can you go Eros back in 04/05 every Saturday night and NOT get turned down?HOW CAN YOU GO CARNIVAL AND NOT GET TURNED DOWN AT LEAST 20 TIMES?How can you be a typical road yute and NOT get turned down when you tried hollering at chicks on the bus/street/shop/traffic lights?The only people in this topic that aint been turned down are those that are low of self confidence and have only actually moved to 4-5 girls in their entire life. This is fact.

If I won I definitely wouldn't go public.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRwR-li5t_A

Tbh shes just sayin YOUR NOT THAT GUY

I'd like to put my game cartridge into her console. Basically, sex is what I'm getting at. I'd like to have sex with her.

from the moment i got internet in the bedroom my sleeping cycle didn't stand a chance.

Also, don't you think there are too many Flat Eric's in ViP2?

It's topics like this that make neg's a necessity.

MAN WANNA f*ck WID MA FIGURES, GUNSHOTS, LEAVE U WID BURNS LIKE WEYLAN SMITHERSSS I AINT ON ABOUT THAT BRUDDA FROM SIMPSONS BUT IL LICK SHOTS AT UR RALPH AN WIGGIM RITE NOW IM BROKE SO LYK DAT MAN CITY PLAYER IM ROBBIN,,,OSS (ROBINHO) I GOT KIG BULLETS THEYL HIT UR HEAD SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES MAKE UR WIG EXPLODE, LEAVE IT WID MORE SPACE THEN GIGGS FLOW

thought it was good tbh

+ + basically your conversion rate is whack, you can't turn half chances into goals, your not a goal scorer blud..your francis jeffers

How do we sleep while our beds are burning?

Cos I'm eating so much chicken. Jeez, tough crowd.

frostar is good, people shouldn't write him after this. go check other stuff even though this was f*cked.

All their accounts will get locked before you can even log out of internet banking.

this guy is sh*t.

id stunt on these bitches, make it ain on them hoes bt other than that ill b havin chinese for every meal every day delivered by a naked thai chick

2/10. Must try harder.

GAS. MKAT = MEPHEDRONE = PLANT FEED = NOT GOING UP MY NOSE. Think about what you just said, slap yourself, then think again. MKAT = 99.9% Pure as it is legal, Coke= around 20 30% rest of it you dont even know fam so I think you need to hold your horses next time you jump in with them dumb comments HOW ABOUT YOU GO f*ck YOUR MUM. PLANT FEED IS NOT GOING UP MY NOSE. COCAINE IS. [MEERKAT]SEEEEEEMPLES[/MEERKAT]

If you need to fix your sleeping pattern than make sure you are shattered one night and then go to bed at the proper hour dont take drugs to do it

what would u gain from going public. nothing. lol @ 20 to 30 people gaining from ur win outside fam. a rich man once said, if i give to you i have to give to everybody.

Lol at going public Skeen

FA Cup winners should get 4th Champions League spot. But this is dumb. 4th place should get the 4th spot if they're gonna do it through the league. 38 games is a long enough 'play off' as it is.

plainface dargyour not out there everyday cuz ur on here everydaykeeping us safe on the internet (y)

fam.im out there everyday.tht still dont effect y ur scaring chicks into not wanting to go raving/withdraw money

Some people just don't get it, and never will. If that's you, just get on with yr life. Go listen to something else.

Oh Yes! ur forgettin the BEANS!!

DISCLAIMER-: The only way you are telling the truth is if your light skinned with finger waves.Basically/Lolol @ the rest. Actually creasing.

lol@wot i witnessed last night, guy takes his missus out for a meal and then shits himself in the middle of a restaurant, happy valentines love.

really? its 2010.

f*ck this game

pls dont take off ur glasses ever again. / giggs is ur hero innit? / i flagged the video for copyright infringement

that's a bit prejudiced, for all you know he could be an entertainer, maybe even a professional athlete.

I tell em cool, waste your damn time Like Id take a pull, with a tool in my damn ride

You win some, you luge some. R.I.P

This is quite possibly the WORST type of girl to have, because if they even get a SNIFF of road-life they will crumble like a chocolate hob nob in a cup of lukewarm tea.

Smaddy comes like a black DMF

Gimme a low-key cute girl but is aware of what road is about and I'm good to go

be careful pulling faces mateur boat will stay like that if the wind changes

The one on the left looks like kilroy with a boobjob and a wig

DylanDylan DylanDylan& Dylan!

How many did you lash bruv?