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I remember when everyone was getting phones and I was the only one without one. My boy called me one day and was like ''you still aint got a phone yet'' and I lied and said ''course, I've got that new Motorola'' and he was like ''lemme hear your ringtones then''. These times now I'm panicking, couldn't use my mum or sister's phones because they were out so I'm looking around my room frantically and I spot my alarm clock. It had these three alarm sounds that proper sounded more like police sirens than a phone but I put the house phone receiver to the alarm clock same way and played him the 3 alarm tones. Was expecting him to ben' up when I put the phone back to my ear, but he was like ''yeah, yeah that sounds sick still''.

Making a topic using the word booty THRICE in the title and I come in and the only ass is you? Nah, I can't have that.

pmsl piffer gives me jokes some drugged up constantly e-shouting guy

LMFAO @ the trim

yeh i do i read somewere that in the Jewish book in the Talmud? it says that Jews have the God given right to rule the world any religion that claims to be 'gods chosen people' is racist by default. however due to the history of their persecution any criticism of zionism is automatically seen as anti-semitic. thats whats so f*ckry about it. They have a lot of power around the world, however, when it suits them they are a persecuted minority and political correctness stops people from speaking out about it. Thats why I encourage ethnic minorities to speak out against zionism as they are the only people who can say theyve shared the hardships Jewish people have and can speak up and say what they are doing is WRONG.

if you wanna stupid f*cking prick, "Whatever" is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>don't allow that kinda bullshit in this room

Lol @ NOT having the high score on snakes I remember quite a few phones I got revolved around whether or not they had that game Snakes > The Phone Imo thats what they should put in the adverts now 'The new nokia has 5.1 megapixel, internet capabilities, GPS' Nah homie 'New nokia, ITS GOT THEM SNAKES NIGGA' Sold!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZc58QRb7qA

RAFA OUT.

taking life for super mario

If someone eats with their elbows on the table I bang them in the face and break their nose. That's what i do.

360 TE for 54.98lol forgot the link...http://www.gamestation.co.uk/Accessories/Xbox-360/Xbox-360-Street-Fighter-IV-Tournament-Fight-Stick/~r413631/

Get on the bus, beep the oyster, bark off the ting. Normals.

http://www.eventhubs.com/news/2010/mar/22/gigantic-list-ssf4-changes-and-notes/

imagine if i let the 38 buss when i saw u downstairs on the 38 bus

iforgottoaskoneofmyyoungerstotestmineoutbeforeibroughtitoutinthewar whenibussititookofbothmythumbshencewhyidontusespacebars.

We know this, but we still love it lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC8HuCjOFSc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9LRhX3EJX8&feature=related

bruv thats not funny. its hilarious tbh

Oh shiiit

the girl at 32 seconds stacey north man should know pengggggggggggggggggg ting i scroased her up in sociology dunknoooooooooow

i went to Australia to surprise my EX didnt even get any then spent the rest of the holiday on some "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" ting, daaark times

@ the way certain guys are trying hard to get laughs. Horseboy especially, beg you go bond with your son & pay me no mind. Bless.

LMAO at me being able to pinpoint the exact second that Mike Kane fell in love with HTMIIA.Spoiler for those that haven't seen ep 3.First scene, white dude's leaving the party. Latino dude tells the chick to set the alarm in the morning and she goes on about how she's not gonna f*ck him.*Cut to them waking up in bed together naked**Mike Kane puts the show in his top 5*TELL ME I'M LYING NIGGA!

LOL

Mate what the f*ck is that, looks like an eastern european corner shop toy that makes cow noises by accident

Lol at these failures. Yeah me saying a certain guy is looking like he wants to breed pornstars is defo Homo. My bad :lol:Extra lols at how Brisco jumped on it. 'Deviant' haha, you need to stop watching me so hard mate, just because you got caned for chatting sh*t in the other thread. Fall back retards.

gunna is 1 weird looking yute

That is all. What's your favourite? Mines gotta be...

THIS CANT BE LIFE

Throw In Killa ki and an off-key dogzilla feature and u have a classic mixtape

Basically hes in Malta and needs weed but its a drought out there. He wants an invite code to some sort of website that supplies weed? Basically being a stupid f*ck*ng prick then. / On topic, I'm not the kinda guy to hit you up with the rebore. I'm the kinda guy that'll get you clapped with the real ting /Killa

dont roll with the rebore cos i'm not willing to blow off half the hand

omg i cant believe what im reading. black people are so f*ck*ng ungrateful. just in the other thread about somali pirates you were saying how you dont want your tax going towards saving a white middle class couple. Well its your average white tax payer who funds this 'trident' aimed at stopping black on black violence in london. So in other words, the majority of the people paying for it have absolutely nothing to gain from it. Its like a charity youre forced to donate to. and instead of showing some gratitude that the government are actually trying to stop this ridiculously high crime rate within black london, youre complaining and moaning. f*cks sake

No one really cares what you think tbh.

lets talk real life because its easy being calm and collected when youre thinking in hindsight or if it dont involve you... lets say it was me and i was the one that got stabbed....from when man is stabbing me im taking it that hes trying to end my life no discussion... i bump into the same man hours later......im still brewing from being stabbed and the way things are these days i know its still beef....i know hes got his tings on him ,so im pretty sure if he stabbed ne once hes going to stab me again, and there are two of them against me one at this moment in time ill be honest and tell you that im not thinking about anyone else on the bus.....im thinking hes going to kill me so therefore ill have to take him out i would rather do the 9 years than be lying stabbed up on the bus bleeding to death wishing i should have shot him

lol @ me being a stupid f*cking prick i just chat sh*t

RIPSTER IS #1troll her sassy attitude just make me wanna slap her

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIFtIIAZvgE

Everyone knows your name. ViP2 is your Cheers bar.

Swear Gerrard was the pivotal guy that spurred his team to come back from a near impossible position to win the champions league what the f*ck has nani done besides being a nice piece of the furniture warming up the bench Cant stand them man thinking just coz ur in a squad that wins trophies that u can talk though u contributed nothing to acheive it any Hleb

BLOODFIRE whats going on?

but look how many dogs there are who r just normal its a very small percentage that maul children which were brought up as family pets. thats like banning pubs coz of the few who die from liver diesease but u can counter my claim and say its the same reason why guns r banned coz of the potential threat when my step sister brings round her kids I try and keep them away from the dog as i see the dog gets jealous when u fuss over the babies and the kids want to grab the dog as it looks like a giant moving teddy bear some pics

Lol at how this is about to turn into the Zorn thread.But yes, I too like Cherokee. Always thought she was nice but then she did the splits move in that legendary scene and she became special.

Arsenal v Barca

lol @ taking requestsman aint djing at butlins out here

How can you be a teenage boy in West End raves every weekend and NOT get turned down at least once a night?How can you go Eros back in 04/05 every Saturday night and NOT get turned down?HOW CAN YOU GO CARNIVAL AND NOT GET TURNED DOWN AT LEAST 20 TIMES?How can you be a typical road yute and NOT get turned down when you tried hollering at chicks on the bus/street/shop/traffic lights?The only people in this topic that aint been turned down are those that are low of self confidence and have only actually moved to 4-5 girls in their entire life. This is fact.

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