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My posh friend heard me playing some Giggs in the whip and looked over to me with the most confused face and asked "What does this mean?"So I offered him a translation.If when you mention rappers in relation to which ones are the most unrivalled then it would be most wise that my name be on your mind.My album 'Walk In The Park' is of such high demand but I continue to tease them with these mixtapes.But anyway, I enjoy partying and you might often catch me in said parties clothed in the finest of garments usually designed by Armani.It is not unusual for my fellow party goers to be nose deep in the cocaine that I supplied.Now that I am suitably liquored up and my accomplices are to I think it is about time to find myself some female companions for the night.Lol @ the females looking in my direction in hope that I select them tonight.Some may even beckon for me to approach them and others may make it obvious that they are interested in me by winking and/or smiling.This may be because these girls are in awe of my entourage due to our stylish black attire similar to that of Bruce Wayne when disguised as Batman.I sell drugs.I doubt you do but if any of you think you can disrespect any of member of my mob it is to be advised that the retaliation will be harsh.All this talk is getting me flustered. Will somebody please pour me a glass of that fine wine over there?Some sh*t about pimps.Quite a while back when I wasn't so popular I was quite a timid lad. I then purchased a pistol and you could say the rest is history.That's as far as I got until I told him to f*ck off and go on urbandictionary.com if he needed help.

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