THE OFFICIAL VENTING + ANTI THREAD: PART TWO

[Lens]

man said "tracking"

[Lens]

Because that's how we get fat, 'Oh i'll just have another 3 squares on chocolate'.....'Oh no point leaving the last 3 squares', 'no point leaving that last wing' 'may as well finish the bottle'.... All when were not hungry just to not waste or due to habit.

tbh the reason people get fat is because they choose wings over chicken breast and they continue to make the wrong choices throughout the week.

once they're deep fried, I believe any benefit of 1 part of the chicken over another is lost, and no one should be eating fried chicken every day for a week

[JLovely]

Hahaha I'd be so embarrassed if my mum done that. Was the daughter pretty?

[Kurtis]

if you bang both of them we'll reform the NoB

[Wavant]

Tbh she was nice.

What's funny is that I'm imagining my pops winging for me on road. The imagery is killing me. He'd be in a cop car within the hour.

[Benicio del Toney]

lmfao

Sounds like sh*t my mum would do back in the day.

Can't blame parents though, they know the scene ain't popping right now.

They'd rather do that than see their daughter bring through no prospects Dante.

Problem is though you will have the parents up in your sh*t forever more.

[Guest M12]

Madness.

I thought I was being paro when I thought this mother & daughter combo were tracking me in Sainsburys.

Then I hear "Excuse me, do you have a girlfriend?", these times the daughter is convieniently missing. Mother goes on to wrap me on behalf of her daughter.

>>>>women>>>>

I love hearing sh*t like this.

[JLovely]

LOL @ no prospects Dante

[O Fenomeno]

man said "tracking"

[Skola]

Went gym while I had this shitty cold, thought I can't miss a day. Pushed it, upped my max, came out feeling NICE, 1 hour later that cold has completely licked me down and I feel 10x worse. Di body is fighting the virus and trying to recover from the workout at the same damn time. Fak this cold.

I did this last time, and exactly the same happened to me. I got a lil something trying to come on so i stocked the lemsip and banged a whole load oranges down. Ain't feeling too bad today, i've learnt though in situations like that just let your body rest because you can push through an activity but it'll catch upto you eventually.

Glad I didnt go today. Enjoying resting.

Nah man you gotta respect nature. How can they be killing 1.5 birds so you can eat an extra wing. Whole bird or nothing. Kg I'll allow you cos you're a woman but ant. Are you a bitch boy. Buy an extra wing. "I'm sorry I couldn't possibly eat one more wing" get the f*ck outta here.

LMAO @ the rage

2nd lol @ killing 1.5 birds and the 4th half hopping around all alive and sh*t.

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when a girl just volunteers her number >>>

[Flojo]

f*ck wings, found myself getting vexed eating a portion a few weeks back. So much effort for so little goodness

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Madness.

I thought I was being paro when I thought this mother & daughter combo were tracking me in Sainsburys.

Then I hear "Excuse me, do you have a girlfriend?", these times the daughter is convieniently missing. Mother goes on to wrap me on behalf of her daughter.

>>>>women>>>>

lool sick, what did she look like?

[Wavant]

Yeah she was nice, fudge brown.

Had a slight variation of the 'Thick Girl Waddle'

[Seydou]

WHY CANT U EAT THAT FOURTH WING

Swat I'm saying. Butch tendencies. No man should be refusing one extra wing.

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ant has always been soft

sorry mate a conversation regarding food isn't for you, you malnourished Somalian.

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Crying.

[Lieutenant]

Madness.

I thought I was being paro when I thought this mother & daughter combo were tracking me in Sainsburys.

Then I hear "Excuse me, do you have a girlfriend?", these times the daughter is convieniently missing. Mother goes on to wrap me on behalf of her daughter.

>>>>women>>>>

Lol few months back a mother tried to get my number on behalf of the daughter who wasnt even present

I asked the mum how old she was to try gauge how good she looked(or not) for her age. She called me a "cheeky sod" for that lol

Ended up taking the daughters number

Didn't holla

[Heero Yuy]

My uncles wife asked me if she could set me up with one of her daughters, all 7's and above.(Obviously her daughters are all from the previous relationship)

Still considering it

[dub]

Argh. I need to drive to get food but I feel like I'm still drunk from last night

[Supermalt]

f*ck tottenham

[Captain Planet]

You got stuck up brah?

[time_bomb]

pizza hut white chocolate cookie dough is pretty good

[shower]

A thing I beat from POF is trying to gimme the Cold shoulder I wanted to hit today the spice told me well link next week. That's dead it's meant to be on my terms feel like this some sorta role reversal

[The Infamous]

pain but bwahahahaha

[Kurtis]

seriously though, what happened to your girl?

[time_bomb]

pizza hut white chocolate cookie dough is pretty good

the new cookie dough cheese cake is also nice

[shower]

@dave still there but sometimes I find my self chasing that new car smell

[Benicio del Toney]

LOL