The 8T2 Lifestory

[mitcham maffia]

^^^^^^^^^^^^

SEE WHAT I MEAN EVERY MAN KNOWS

[Greens]

She wasn't your wifey so why you getting pissed? What a simp.

[mitcham maffia]

FAM HAVE YOU EVER LIKED A GIRL? DID YOU MARRY HER? BUT WOULD YOU BE UPSET IF YOU SAW A PIC OF HER GETTING f*ckED ALL OVER THE NET?

[Haze-e]

PMSL. Sounds like you catch feelings for slores on a easy ting.

Dead.

[Zizouz]

Stop this, stop

just stop

[mitcham maffia]

TRUE SAY U HAVE TO TREAT A SLORE LIKE U DONT FINK THERE A SLORE TO GET SOME LIKE U CANT JUST SAY OI SKET COME HERE AND SUCK MY BALLS?

OR CAN YOU?

[Badman]

CHAPTER 15 SO IM LINKING THIS GIRL WHO HAS A FIANCE, I KEEP LINKING HER 2,3,4 TIMES A WEEK. SHE LIVES NORTH LONDON I LIVE SOUTH PROPER SOUTH LONDON SO EVERYTIME WE LINK SHE WANTS TO MEET UP AT WEST END WHICH IS HALF WAY BETWEEN US. PROBLEM IS I END UP SPENDING A LOT OF MONEY ON TRAVEL AND SHE IS A "HEALTH FREAK" SO WONT EAT MAC DONALDS I END UP TAKING HER TGI FRIDAYS AND STUFF LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME. IN A WAY I DON'T MIND I'M HAPPY BEING WITH HER I FEEL PROPERLY CONTENT. I KNOW THIS GIRL IS LOOSE SHE HAS TOLD ME SHE GAVE HEAD TO 6 GUYS IN SECONDRY SCHOOL BUT SAID SHE WAS "FORCED TO DO IT" AND SHE SEEMS LIKE SHE HAS GROWN UP. SHE IS MIX RACE GREEN EYES WITH A HUGE BACK OFF. GO ON GRIME FORUM NOW AND I SEE A TOPIC SAYING FACEBOOK SKETS EXPOSED. I GO ON IT FOR A LAUGH. NO PICS. SO I CLICK DOWN THE PAGE AND SEE A THING SAYING SPOILER SO I CLICK ON IT AND OUT OF ALL THE MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF GIRLS IN ENGLAND WHOSE GIRLS PIC IS IT? THAT'S RIGHT ITS A PIC OF THE GIRL I'M LINKING WITH A GUYS d*ck UP INSIDE HER WITH HER LOOKING IN TO THE CAMERA. I WAS SHOCKED. PISSED MORE LIKE. WORST OF ALL I'M AT WORK. I QUICKLY SAVE THE PIC ON MY PHONE INCASE IT GETS DELETED. EXPERIENCE HAS SHOWN ME IF YOU SWITCH ON A SKET SHE WILL JUST LOCK YOU OFF QUICK TIME WITH SOMETHING LIKE THIS SO I CALL HER UP AND SAY I WANT TO SEE YOU. SHE SAYS SHES BUSY WITH HER GIRL TONIGHT. I SAY "LISTEN I GOT £100 TO GIVE YOU CAN YOU SEE ME TONIGHT" SHE GOES OK. I TREK ALL THE WAY TO HER ENDS AFTER WORK AND SHE COMES OUT TO SEE ME. I WANT TO DRAG THINGS OUT A BIT SO I TAKE HER ALL OVER THE PLACE SAYING I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. I FINALLY CONFRONT HER AND WHIP OUT THE PIC. SHE LOOKS SHOCKED. I START WALKING OFF. SHE STARTS CHASING AFTER ME. THEN SHE GRABS ME AND GOES ITS NOT MY FAULT AND WHERES MY MONEY (SOUNDS LIKE SHE HAD MADE PLANS TO SPEND MY MONEY ALREADY) I START RESISTING HER AT WHICH POINT SHE STARTS GRABBING ME PULLING ME ON TO HER AND SHOUTING GET OFF MEEEEEE SOMEONE IN THE ESTATE MUST HAVE CALLED THE POLICE BECAUSE TWO COMMUNITY OFFICERS TURN UP. SHE GOES TO THEM HE OWES ME MONEY AND HASNT PAID ME I SAY IS THAT ILLEGAL NOW IF YOU WANT ILLL TELL THEM WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT SHE WALKS OFF AFTER I TELL THEM WERE IN A RELATIONSHIP THING AND ITS TOO BATE FOR HER TO MAKE UP ANY LIES.....I CALL HER SHES GOING ON LONG SO I GET THE TRAIN HOME.......to be continued

LMAO Jodie from Blackhorse road?

[Bruno Di Gradi]

CHAPTER 15 SO IM LINKING THIS GIRL WHO HAS A FIANCE, I KEEP LINKING HER 2,3,4 TIMES A WEEK. SHE LIVES NORTH LONDON I LIVE SOUTH PROPER SOUTH LONDON SO EVERYTIME WE LINK SHE WANTS TO MEET UP AT WEST END WHICH IS HALF WAY BETWEEN US. PROBLEM IS I END UP SPENDING A LOT OF MONEY ON TRAVEL AND SHE IS A "HEALTH FREAK" SO WONT EAT MAC DONALDS I END UP TAKING HER TGI FRIDAYS AND STUFF LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME. IN A WAY I DON'T MIND I'M HAPPY BEING WITH HER I FEEL PROPERLY CONTENT. I KNOW THIS GIRL IS LOOSE SHE HAS TOLD ME SHE GAVE HEAD TO 6 GUYS IN SECONDRY SCHOOL BUT SAID SHE WAS "FORCED TO DO IT" AND SHE SEEMS LIKE SHE HAS GROWN UP. SHE IS MIX RACE GREEN EYES WITH A HUGE BACK OFF. GO ON GRIME FORUM NOW AND I SEE A TOPIC SAYING FACEBOOK SKETS EXPOSED. I GO ON IT FOR A LAUGH. NO PICS. SO I CLICK DOWN THE PAGE AND SEE A THING SAYING SPOILER SO I CLICK ON IT AND OUT OF ALL THE MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF GIRLS IN ENGLAND WHOSE GIRLS PIC IS IT? THAT'S RIGHT ITS A PIC OF THE GIRL I'M LINKING WITH A GUYS d*ck UP INSIDE HER WITH HER LOOKING IN TO THE CAMERA. I WAS SHOCKED. PISSED MORE LIKE. WORST OF ALL I'M AT WORK. I QUICKLY SAVE THE PIC ON MY PHONE INCASE IT GETS DELETED. EXPERIENCE HAS SHOWN ME IF YOU SWITCH ON A SKET SHE WILL JUST LOCK YOU OFF QUICK TIME WITH SOMETHING LIKE THIS SO I CALL HER UP AND SAY I WANT TO SEE YOU. SHE SAYS SHES BUSY WITH HER GIRL TONIGHT. I SAY "LISTEN I GOT £100 TO GIVE YOU CAN YOU SEE ME TONIGHT" SHE GOES OK. I TREK ALL THE WAY TO HER ENDS AFTER WORK AND SHE COMES OUT TO SEE ME. I WANT TO DRAG THINGS OUT A BIT SO I TAKE HER ALL OVER THE PLACE SAYING I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. I FINALLY CONFRONT HER AND WHIP OUT THE PIC. SHE LOOKS SHOCKED. I START WALKING OFF. SHE STARTS CHASING AFTER ME. THEN SHE GRABS ME AND GOES ITS NOT MY FAULT AND WHERES MY MONEY (SOUNDS LIKE SHE HAD MADE PLANS TO SPEND MY MONEY ALREADY) I START RESISTING HER AT WHICH POINT SHE STARTS GRABBING ME PULLING ME ON TO HER AND SHOUTING GET OFF MEEEEEE SOMEONE IN THE ESTATE MUST HAVE CALLED THE POLICE BECAUSE TWO COMMUNITY OFFICERS TURN UP. SHE GOES TO THEM HE OWES ME MONEY AND HASNT PAID ME I SAY IS THAT ILLEGAL NOW IF YOU WANT ILLL TELL THEM WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT SHE WALKS OFF AFTER I TELL THEM WERE IN A RELATIONSHIP THING AND ITS TOO BATE FOR HER TO MAKE UP ANY LIES.....I CALL HER SHES GOING ON LONG SO I GET THE TRAIN HOME.......to be continued

LMAO Jodie from Blackhorse road?

THiejggsg

THATS THE ONE LMAOJSfjadofajoajffjfj

SEEN HER BARE TIMES AT BLACKHORSE ROAD STATION BOPPIN WITH HER MUM LAMOOOOOOOOOOOO

I remember i looked at her and she was starring back at me bare shook as if it to say "yeah.. its me... i know u know...and u know i know you know....lets just keep it moving"

[serpent]

Lmao

What are these short stories? what is the need to post them and why are they in all capitals?

i don't understand.

[mitcham maffia]

ITS MY LIFE STORY FAM

[Guest PROFIT MARGINS]

Saying mans life don't deserve to be in capitals

[mitcham maffia]

changing the subject a second who would hit this?

[Supermalt]

up pics of jodie.

[Hank Moody]

am i the only one thinking so wheres this pic of her geting d*cked?

[Mic Man]

Sorry to interrupt lads but I've got a quick q;

Where in mitcham do the gypsies live? Ive looked at some new build flats by windmill rd, they are nice but don't want to be too near

[Yardie 2.0]

up pics of jodie.

[Lens]

SHE IS A "HEALTH FREAK" SO WONT EAT MAC DONALDS I END UP TAKING HER TGI FRIDAYS AND STUFF LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME.

I KNOW THIS GIRL IS LOOSE SHE HAS TOLD ME SHE GAVE HEAD TO 6 GUYS IN SECONDRY SCHOOL

SAY "LISTEN I GOT £100 TO GIVE YOU CAN YOU SEE ME TONIGHT" SHE GOES OK.

I TREK ALL THE WAY TO HER ENDS .....I CALL HER SHES GOING ON LONG SO I GET THE TRAIN HOME.......to be continued

lol @ health freak being the reason

why are You paying for her to eat? she's loose, take her hotel. captain save a hoe

You actually bribed a girl to link You. worst game ever

why show her the pic?

is her name Jodie Hall, uses the fake name Lexus? Lives on Lime Street, Walthamstow I think

why would she need a train home from her own ends?

this is Jodie, my encounter story will follow

[Lens]

so I'm in the bits. Jodie is waitin at a bus stop. I walk past her and holla. she says she's waitin for her link. I'm like "cool", walk off

I do what I'm there to do, walk back past same bus stop about 20 minutes later, I see her still waitin. I tell her the guy's not turning up. She agrees and asks if I've got a free yard

Get to my yard, we sit on my bed. She says "do You f*ck with Your clothes on or something?". I immediately know the time of day

I beat.

She p*ssy farts. A lot. Mandem dat beat her can verify this, I know a few

She busses in an uncontrollable fashion. I'm not talkin about wetting the sheets. I'm talkin soaking straight through my mattress, to the point where I actually can't physically sleep on it

Later I talk to my people about her and find out she has a habit of making friends with girls in order to f*ck their brothers.

* wanted to post in caps to make it an 8T2 style blog entry but I'm not a wasteman *

[Raegus]

I think she just took a piss on your bed mate.

[Zizouz]

[Mame Biram Diouf]

Wheres the f*ck*ng pics of jodie

[Lens]

nah, there was no smell

[zlastboss]

http://www.facebook.com/jodiethenutter

[Raegus]

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