To Northampton and back

[Sole]

Dropped the realness and then went back to enjoy his holiday

Must be one of them sick holidays where u have so much fun u gotta take some time out and go online.

[Supermalt]

Dropped the realness and then went back to enjoy his holiday

Must be one of them sick holidays where u have so much fun u gotta take some time out and go online.

shut up

[RaiKkoNen]

Some people on here are weird man. This is why people don't bother posting for the lols on here.

Certain people acting like they would have forced the bish to put out, broad was obviously on a rinsing ...Man knew this but was determined to get SOMETHING, and did...Not exactly going to bail half way through in the middle of nowhere.

He locked it off, end of story. Definitely a minor par...But from what I'm seeing such a night would burn a hole in certain pockets

Although, Nandos? #leaveit.

[Sole]

Dropped the realness and then went back to enjoy his holiday

Must be one of them sick holidays where u have so much fun u gotta take some time out and go online.

shut up

Sorry didn't mean to insult di wife gee

[Supermalt]

\lock

[stacksbranning]

I would have drove her as far away from her ends as possible , tell her that we are going bar , then chucked her out the f*ck*ng whip

[Lens]

only on page 1 so if already suggested, sorry, still reading.

if You're not bothered about her, tell her You'll pay for the train fare.

when she turns up, say You won't, but she's already come all that way, try salvage the beat. worst case, she pays for the train, You don't pay her back and You don't beat, and I would consider that even given what You endured the first time.

best case, You don't pay her back and You beat

/

I can normally tell the kind of girl that has that diva/escort attitude to telling during the phone call prior to going to link.

my trick for finding out their attitude to paying is to ask for the bill, then leave it on the table and continue talkin to the girl. if they ask about it I'll say I'll pay when I'm ready to leave, all the while I'm waiting for them to show intention of paying.

In a bar, if I don't wana pay for them, I just get mine, then stand aside so they're in a position to do it for themselves.

btw OP, did You choose Nando's or her? curious

[Lens]

If Lens/L/Esquillax etc made the topic he wouldve got ridiculed

firstly, attempts were made to ridicule him

secondly, and pardon me for wanting to defend my name, it's just I feel out of place in that group of 3 You listed.

i've made many a love and life topic, and many posts in others/the venting thread.

please show me one which resembles L/Esquilax's record with females. particularly L

[Guest M12]

posting from abroad to say

LOL

man had everything down in theory but the girls game was so strong that his lack of experience/skill made him take the L

what you done is fine with some chicks but with a rinser she went home thinking she won

her game is to get free drinks/food/club entry basically whatever she can off a man....and go home and sleep and stack her P's so she can get di surgeries and into the clubs with the millionaires so she can be looked after for life....

remember a next beautician(usually are) having a materialistic discussion about designers and holidays with me...she obviously thought i was a serious money guy like 7 figures.... arranged to link at an apartments(rental) anyone who knows about them city ones on the thames they look banging but are cheap for the weekend....she came round we banged all weekend, went nandos she paid, went to some spanish bar she paid as i "left my wallet" back in the apartment.... monday morning i helped her with her bags to the car which was a clapped out fiesta P reg and she drove back to swindon thinking she would get the call to come down regular and get to spend my money.... but she got locked off BB/whatsapp and call divert

/

cool you got money and dont mind spending it on females nor do I but NEVER on a rinser... got to catch them early.

+1

[Sole]

If Lens/L/Esquillax etc made the topic he wouldve got ridiculed

firstly, attempts were made to ridicule him

secondly, and pardon me for wanting to defend my name, it's just I feel out of place in that group of 3 You listed.

i've made many a love and life topic, and many posts in others/the venting thread.

please show me one which resembles L/Esquilax's record with females. particularly L

massive no weirdo/no homo, but I recommend bashin to zorn with a dom on to help You appreciate the feeling with a dom on.

Etc

[Lens]

how does that compare to a woman telling a man "You're not coming to Your own bed, sleep on the floor, and I've eaten, so do the washing up"?

[Haze-e]

how does that compare to a woman telling a man "You're not coming to Your own bed, sleep on the floor, and I've eaten, so do the washing up"?

PMSL

Someone bump so I can re read. L took the biggest L boy.

[Sole]

how does that compare to a woman telling a man "You're not coming to Your own bed, sleep on the floor, and I've eaten, so do the washing up"?

You both resolved your problems with an embarrassing fap.

[Speculate]

how does that compare to a woman telling a man "You're not coming to Your own bed, sleep on the floor, and I've eaten, so do the washing up"?

PMSL

Someone bump so I can re read. L took the biggest L boy.

[The Somalian]

HAll of fame room in whatever

[Seydou]

how does that compare to a woman telling a man "You're not coming to Your own bed, sleep on the floor, and I've eaten, so do the washing up"?

You both resolved your problems with an embarrassing fap.

[Creed Diskenth]

Basically been with this girl for about 7 months, about 2-3 months ago we realised she was spending every night at mine, and we had the conversation like "Hold on, do you live her now?".. We established she did but as she only works part time she can't really contribute to the bills and food etc which is fair enough coz i can just about manage.. But basically i said, I'll pay the bills and everything, all you have to do is make sure the yard is tidy, since with both of our sh*t together the yard can get messy.She agreed, and for about a month and a half everything is cool, come home from work yard is tidy dishes done etc. Recently though (past 3-4 weeks) she's been slipping HARD.. Hasnt tidied up, hasnt done dishes, even when I tidied the whole yard to drop a hint she just sat on the sofa watching friends, even when i asked her to help she did so for about 5 minutes and then sat back down on the sofa.. This was the ultimate boyment but at the time I just wanted a clean yard so i sorted it out thinking she'd sort herself out in due time.Yesterday I basically said to her I thought we had a deal, are you gonna tidy the yard tonight? She's like "I dunno".. I said well let me know because I'm going gym but if u aint tidying then i'll come straight home from work coz i aint gonna have enough energy to do both.. Her response was still blank. I'm like "Just give me a straight answer you gonna tidy or not so i know whether to go gym", she's like "Just go gym".. Which to me implied she was gonna tidyI get home, 6 o clock... Same messy f*ck*ng yard.. She aint even here, ring her, dont answer her phone.. I think, ah she'll return my call or txt back or whatever..10 o clock come, no reply no phone call so I just txt her to see if she's dead or whatever because as angry as I am at her I still wanna make sure she's cool.. She justs txts back "i'm at home"... No explaination, no apology.. NothingI feel to bag her sh*t up now but I think that's a bit rude so i'm thinking when she gets back later I'm thinking just sit her down and tell her she needs to leave coz she cant hold up her simple side of the bargain..

:lmao:

[JLovely]

Looool what a wus

[Kurtis]

wait

wasnt L from Northampton?

[The Somalian]

Nah re-reading that after I have grown up a tad I feel for the guy, how we all cussed him was a pisstake but just CBL

[Haze-e]

Just re-read. hilarious thread. Its funny to think man actually hasn't come back after that. Nearly 4 years!!!! Looooooooooool.

[Seth Rollins]

Thought I may aswell throw this in a thread..probably gonna recieve some stick but too many lol's to not share

On Halloween, I shot to Northampton to link this ting, Northampton is a f*ck*ng drive but from my work it's not too bad so I thought may aswell. It took me about any hour to reach Northampton from work, bare dark, dingy, rainy a-roads. Anyway I reached into Northampton about 7pm and picked her up, the tings looking fire and what not so I’m rubbing my hands like 'my time' #birdman.

Anyway I asked her where are we going, so we hit revolutions, its quiet so all good. Get to the bar and I ask what does she want'

She points at some £8 cocktail, I’m like "WTF" :-\ . Anyway I cop it, I grab a coke and we sit down start talking. Then she moans about the drinking being horrible and tries to ask me to go back to the bar and ask the barman to make it sweeter. I just plainface her, and tell her she needs to go sort that if there's a problem. She sekkles with her nasty drink and we start talking. Bitch is telling me her life story with men, her family, how she beat up her mum’s husband. I'm thinking jheez I'm in for a long night.

Eventually we leave to grab a Nandos (She leaves about half of that £8 cocktail behind SMH). We get seated in Nandos and I say I'll go up, what you having, this bitch says 10 wings, a side and a glass on Sangria!!! I'm like I'm in Northampton so in my head I’m like I just need to salvage what I can with this. I order my meal and hers but there's no sangria, so I just ask for refillable glass. I get back to the table and tell her there's no Sangria, LOL and what happens next - " Do they have that sweet rose wine" she asks, lmao f*ck. I'm like probably, she's like go up and ask, I asked her "are you insane" so she starts saying you can't make me go up, be a gentlemen. I whip a tenner out and say if you want Rose go and get, and you know what SHE ACTUALLY TOOK IT AND GOT HERSELF A GLASS OF WINE... I'm thinking this CBL, I mean who does that sh*t. f*ck it anyway food comes, she eats half the wings, doggy bags the rest and we leave. There was not a mention of how much sh*t cost, an attempt to pay any part of the bill etc.Money obviously isn’t the issue or a thing but that's not the point.

So we're out, she like I know a bar we can go to if you want to stay around, I think why not, I need to get something out of this. We end up in some whacked out student bar, its Halloween so the daemuns are out in force. We go to the bar and I can tell she has no intention of paying, swear we would have stood there, on some bouncer ting if it was up to her. I'm in a student bar so it's cheap as f*ck, she orders some 2 for 1 cocktail thing, I'm driving so I jam with another coke. We sit down she talks, she clearly tipsy as she starts telling me stuff about how she's a webcam girl, used to be an escort

Suddenly sh*t starts to make some sort of sense.

Anyway she smashes a couple more cocktails down, and some other drinks. I've already classified this night as a write off experience wise and financially so I'm just doing what I need to do to get this ting loose. Eventually she's pretty steaming so I'm like I'm getting off so I’m dropping you back, get a headers out of it in the end. Drove back from Northampton with my iphone on 5% so I had no satnav about 6 minutes back into my journey, it was 1am in the morning and it was raining like sh*t. Anyway over the next couple days she's saying she wants to see me again (why wouldn't see I'm a waking talking chocolate cash machine) I’m now humouring her as I have no intention of doing that or her again.

Eventually she's like you should come unto Leeds to see me (she's from Leeds originally but seeing friends in Northampton). I'm like nah you need to come to brum; I’m the one with the house.

Her reply

"Well if you help me with my train fare haha"

I probe the water to check her genuine seriousness; I respond “If I pay for your tickets will you come down"

"Yes"

At which point I can't contain this charade anymore I'm like “ARE YOU TAKING THE LIVING PISS"

She responds “lol calm down I’m only joking"

[NAS] BYE BABY[/NAS]

It happens. Hell it's happened to me. But there's a difference, and you went clear.

First clue. For a FIRST DRINK???

Second clue.

That's not even a clue. That's someone spoiling the ending for you, and it's not gonna be good news. A bar? A BAR!?!?

Come on man. Sh*t's disgusting. You was after sex, she was after a free night out. She won. The BJ, as good as it may have been, is a minor to these out of London boshes, just like the money isn't a thing to you. You was so focused on how good she looked and ignored all the warning signs because you was roasting. Even when over consumed with alcohol you still lost. From time she's asking for the £8 cocktail I'm jokingly going up behind her and poking her with my boner but letting her know under no uncertain terms the cocktail comes with penis.

She told you her life story and yet you CONTINUED coming up out your pocket. If you're getting HAMMERED on Fifa 7-0 and it's the 50th minute, you don't continue playing and take abuse over the headset, you f**king switch off the console.

I'm disgusted tbh.

[Seth Rollins]

And how is man bragging about money and a nice whip, yet doesn't have the common sense to stop off at a service station and buy an in car charger for a likkle £7? As a grown don there's NO EXCUSE for running out of battery if you're driving.

Nonsense.

[imhim]

OMG HE ENDED IT WIV NONSENSE

DFS

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[Seth Rollins]

TBH he f**ked it up for himself. You've already been boopsed, so how you not gonna play the gentleman who get's boopsed and go get her drink changed? Man thought he was being thuggish ruggish saying "Go deal with that yourself". That was salty. Even in Nando's when she said you go up and ask, after you've offered to get her dinner etc, why go on like that and try send her up? You chose your lane for the night which was getting played. Don't try carry on playing football when 4-0 down, the floodgates are open.

You talked yourself out of getting poontang and got downgraded from drunken sex to a blowy in the car.

I'm even more disgusted now tbh.