Do you cover the toilet seat with tissue? (public toilets)

[Kurtis]

unless they need to take a sh*t?

[Captain Planet]

you dont know about the bubble guts g

its a must them times

LOL Truss the day after eating bare spicy foods its peakkkkkkkkkkkk.

alie you try ignore it but its coming like a cat 6 earth quake in the gastric region

curtains

I'm sorry but this is just completely wrong

I mean how could you confuse the rating system for an earthquake and that of a hurricans. Fair enough they are both disasters and I guess it is easy to confuse the two but come on man these things are all over the news. Did you not follow hurricane Sandy recently on the news? That is a hurricane, an air borne phonomenon which is rated with the category system not an earthquake brah. An earthquake is a completely different thing it is based on seismic activity found in the earth. I MEAN FOR REAL Charles Richter didn;t bend his back all those years ago and devise a solid scale for us all to use when measuring natural disaster for you to sh*t all over his system and start confusing hurricanes and sh*t for earthquakes. The man would be turning in his grave right now if he caught wind of that, bare stuff is wrong with this world already some Jimmy Saville fan may have probably gug up his body and sodomised during a hirricane so why contribute to alk the in justice in this world by getting elementary principles about the measurement of earthquakes and hurricanes so wrong. I'm very dissapointed in you as a poster and as a man because I though that we as humans were better than this and I can only pray sincerely that worse things arent yet to come for our race in light of what i've just seen. Good day sir.

[Kuffir]

ima give u a 1 out of 10 for both effort and execution

[Captain Planet]

I dont want ur shity ratings if it aint Richter take that sh*t back

[The Infamous]

all of that for richter

it is really worth it

[Kurtis]

wow

[Yoshie]

That post was 1 on the richter scale

[Seydou]

Nah, seriously, I did expect 'richter scale' somewhere in that post.

[Marly Mar]

CP is disturbing me still

[The Infamous]

CP try sheldonfy the foarms

[MARVELL]

sometimes i just put my hands under my thighs to take a dump and raise myself

[Zizouz]

[Lieutenant]

Was caught short in Faces one time.. Good 20mins on the bog.. Toilet attendant right outside the cubicle.. Come out and mans spraying Paco Rabanne looking disgusted

I leave and come back an hour later and he's VEXXXX.. "You block my toilet ah, get out get out"

[Benicio del Toney]

I couldn't use the toilet knowing man is just plotting outside.

[Sole]

sometimes i just put my hands under my thighs to take a dump and raise myself

f*ck*ng hell them fag moves

[Skola]

Sometimes u aint got that choice.

innit

ur just chillin then BOOM

that she will creep up on you like the plaistow puncher

[Zizouz]

Sometimes u aint got that choice.

innit

ur just chillin then BOOM

that she will creep up on you like the plaistow puncher

[O Fenomeno]

Sometimes u aint got that choice.

innit

ur just chillin then BOOM

that she will creep up on you like the plaistow puncher

[Kurtis]

Sometimes u aint got that choice.

innit

ur just chillin then BOOM

that she will creep up on you like the plaistow puncher

[Skola]

have to remember where the nicer toilets are for those emergencies tbh

[Uncle Man]

if i had to take a sh*t on a night out i would probly call it a night

one of my boys took a sh*t in an alley outside a club instead of inside (or anywhere else)

never understood why

guy dont even drink as well

[time_bomb]

ive trained myself to deal with business after breakfast before i shower and leave yard

[Skola]

c/s the motion of being regular etc but i got caught out the other day

straight from work to the gym a little snack as i walked

then straight to grab a drink with this girl and her mate (not ideal but time constraints)

post workout i reaised i needed a sh*t but the gym toilets are not the one. remembered one shopping centre on the next block has some nice toilets generally clean etc. it was that or try hold it down for a few hours, or go home.

[Soca Junkie]

who knows about bussin a sh*t in the ladies room

some heavenly scents in there.

Heavenly compared to male toilets... that's where it ends.

Some women are nasty.