Bruno Di Gradi Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 just was with a chick......body was BANGING...she put it on me...and i paniced.... :/ is the only way im looking at myself right now....never happened to me before...feel like a prick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LevelLouie Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 just was with a chick......body was BANGING...she put it on me...and i paniced.... :/ is the only way im looking at myself right now....never happened to me before...feel like a prick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benicio del Toney Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 just was with a chick......body was BANGING...she put it on me...and i paniced.... Pics for the mandem? And how you mean panicked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Panicked how??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
time_bomb Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 soldier didnt stand to attention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knees Deep Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 this nigga wasnt up for the job on some ol faggot shit filled in the application and did well in the interview but called in sick on his first day and got fired shit aint right 9 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Di Gradi Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 i got my nut and that but when she put it on me outa nowhere.....i sorta like backed up...and started acting like i wasnt on it.. not intentionally.... i dont even know what it was.....i felt like......inadequate for some reason. I never feel like that usually. / this battyboy across the road *literally* keeps watching me. when the chick left my yard i can see him looking at his balcony at me....when the chick drove off...he walked out fully and tried to watch. He always stares at me and minces on road as well...shit is agitating me... i aint gonna rush him for being gay but i feel like hes violating coz he looks at me like gal dem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benicio del Toney Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 lol what do you mean put it on you outta nowhere? Surely you saw it coming? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 On Sunday the police called up my house to speak to my dad about his bike that got stolen from outside the pub like a year ago. I'm thinking, ah right, they must've found it and be looking to return it - but wait, the police guy was just reading through old reports and liked the sound of my dads bike (it was a premium bike to be fair) and wanted to ask his advice on where he can get something similar etc. WTF MAN?! Calling man at home on a Sunday for a chat?! FUCK THE POLICE. premium bike might have been suspected of insurance fraud conversate with the claimant make sure they are clued up on the equipment they are claiming to have lost 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest28 Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyy did i ask why oh whyy did i ask why am i so inner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 what can i posiible vent about ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Esquilax Posted October 4, 2011 Popular Post Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Being a disgusting, flea ridden, scum sucking, quasi-bi-curious degenerate who is fuelled by attention and cum 13 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LevelLouie Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 esqui wants arms loool 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 talkin to one chick, she asked what I was doin so I said I was grillin an awesome amount of meat (George Foreman should get a Nobel prize or something) anyways the convo then ends up with her sayin she has silly cravings, i say u may be pregnant as a joke, expecting an lol, n she says "Im not even sure tbf", bare in mind in this convo shes all goin on about not having a boyfriend n all that shit, but doesnt know if shes pregnant? thats wierd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest28 Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 talkin to one chick, she asked what I was doin so I said I was grillin an awesome amount of meat (George Foreman should get a Nobel prize or something) anyways the convo then ends up with her sayin she has silly cravings, i say u may be pregnant as a joke, expecting an lol, n she says "Im not even sure tbf", bare in mind in this convo shes all goin on about not having a boyfriend n all that shit, but doesnt know if shes pregnant? thats wierd she automatically get put down to 'link' status Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TALLWAH Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Fuck public transport and rush hour. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drift Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Being a disgusting, flea ridden, scum sucking, quasi-bi-curious degenerate who is fuelled by attention and cum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 talkin to one chick, she asked what I was doin so I said I was grillin an awesome amount of meat (George Foreman should get a Nobel prize or something) anyways the convo then ends up with her sayin she has silly cravings, i say u may be pregnant as a joke, expecting an lol, n she says "Im not even sure tbf", bare in mind in this convo shes all goin on about not having a boyfriend n all that shit, but doesnt know if shes pregnant? thats wierd more like toilet paper, soak up the spunk off the floor on the upside Ive just had more meat than Graham Norton u know them ones where u start sweating and get slightly blurred vision she automatically get put down to 'link' status Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavant Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Being a disgusting, flea ridden, scum sucking, quasi-bi-curious degenerate who is fuelled by attention and cum LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supermalt Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Fuck public transport and rush hour. fucking cunts on the tube, some ugly thing was grindin on me today couple winners but it aint the time or place ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 estoy sin blanco no tengo dienor pero, me gusta much y nunca en mi vida he bebido tanto achool como ahora, es muy mal no? digame porvabor 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LevelLouie Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 1 hr later she no longer wants to know me me coz i said allah is a figment amongst many other things and that her headscarf looks like a bin bag and that she is a hypocrite for wearin tight trousers and she should sort herself out i could ave been with some essex stacey talkin about towie and sexin her whilst her mum irons her school uniforms and makes me fish fingers moral of story - always trust your gut ... and never break your rules in life asdfS Fd G frgdg x xrds sdg cx d h hn mVF C mocked the ting Following your gut is a must we aint top of the food chain for nothin. dont even think theres been cases of followin ur gut and bein wrong too tuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dipset Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyy did i ask why oh whyy did i ask why am i so inner what did u ask and whys it bad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest28 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyy did i ask why oh whyy did i ask why am i so inner what did u ask and whys it bad? why ur mum in hospital? breast cancer check Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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