Fire in your loins

[JOHN DOE]

the chronicles of tone

[Guest chap44uns]

that was quite an interesting read

[Em Dott]

f*ck*ng hell, I'm on this bus cracking up. Toney and mame's stories are too much.

Please Toney, we need more.

[Kurtis]

OH YEAH

this was the best moment EVER in my life

now i posted this chick in the nastiest tings youve banged thread, this was after id banged her that first time

me and my boy went over to her house casj as we used to do, she lived in the rich part of Woodford and would just invite us round

now it was just me and my boy there, but she had 2 friends, i knew them both as i was in the same primary class with them

now my boy had a girl so stayed downstairs, but i somehow ended up upstairs with them, bant was getting thrown around we was having jokes, then suddenly the game of truth or dare came up, so they all had to kiss me for 15 secs, which they did

then it went up a notch, i stayed in the room, they turned off the light and went outside, then one had to come in the room for 30 secs, then switch

i was kissin and fingering all of them, sucking tits, did it about 3 times each, this one ting Sophie got MAD wet i just wanted to slip it in, and this other one Jessica had the nicest feeling p*ssy.

wanted to slide it in but they wouldnt let me when the time was up Sophie was always moaning sayin she needs more time

bare in mind i was 14 these times, had a smile for about a month

wanked over that a few good times

[Skola]

the last line

realness

[Illusion]

It's the best feeling when you're that age. That fresh discovery feeling.

Lard I remember the first time a girl zanked it. The nut was mind boggling

[Kurtis]

actually i think that was before i banged that chick

yeah pretty sure it was before

[Captain Planet]

Title made me think this thread was about chlamydia

[Afroman]

Reading this thread again.

Tears.

[Kuffir]

toney and his command of english >>

 

i am CREASING

[Benicio del Toney]

 

Now unfortunately my boy must of caught a glimpse underneath her skirt and her panties must of slipped to one side and all he saw was poon

what happened next was beyond words. One glimpse of those lips sent him in some kind of predator slash pheromone induced trance.

He tried hollering at her but at this point any structured strategy was out of the window, it was pure frustrative and aggressive persistance. Girl wasnt having any of it and what transpired made for painful viewing

What smacks it was that this chick was distinctively average. And every time he tried getting her attention she would pretend like she couldnt hear him/change direction etc

He didnt stop and it got to the point were the general public were stepping in and taking man to allow it. Even her manager told him to salvage his pride and cut his losses

Finally around 20 minutes later he thought fuck it and we left. Rest assured not a word was said on the way home and hasnt been mentioned since till this day.

 

 

Crying

[JOHN DOE]

man said are you from warsaw

 

dunno why that is making me crease

[Kuffir]

"One glimpse of those lips sent him in some kind of predator slash pheromone induced trance.

He tried hollering at her but at this point any structured strategy was out of the window, it was pure frustrative and aggressive persistance."

 

   

[Lieutenant]

This "fire in the loins" ting is real life you know

Side boob

Erected nipple through the top

Seeing di panty over the jeans

PJB

All send me over the edge and can have me viewing an ugly girl in a very different light

[Wavant]

Think I had a moment like this in Napa you know.

 

To make things even funnier it was her feet that sparked it off 

[fifiacoinswimp]

So Fifa 14 Coins of my boys jumped on the dark ting cos as I said the body was booming, my other bredrin jumped to the lightie but me I sat beside the wall because I was round the corner from my yard and my girl was away and woulda felt a bit guilty, I didn't wanna start nothing so there would be nothing.

[SLEAZE BALL]

These bots are on another level

[Flat Eric]

madness

[Thizz]

[The Infamous]

standard MJ quote in the end

[Wavant]

That AI on Alpha 5 levels now.

[FinalBawse]

Ohhhh shiiit

[ag.]

how can that be a bot ?

[JOHN DOE]

'The body was booming'

[Seth Rollins]

Who POS'd?