are you a sitter or stander

[Jam]

Tissue dab

[Captain Planet]

Lets make some new threads then

[KayGee]

The boyfriend tissue dabs after a wee, I never knew men did that until I see it the other week.

[Captain Planet]

 

This also justifies why man and woman should keep the never regions at least trim

And if not then wash themselves thoroughly

[Soca Junkie]

How can a con of sitting be getting your hand on the water

It was written by an American... for some reason the water in their toilet bowls are so high

/

Didn't even know people stood up... Just asked my cousin and he said he stands lol

[Wavant]

[Supermalt]

LMAO @ STANDING

[Barney Stinson]

This is weird.

/

Sit gang. Never even occured to me that people might stand. I bet you man stand and wipe while looking in the mirror innit, deevs.

[Mr. Martinez]

How the f*ck do you man take a sh*t and then basically reach into the toilet to wipe your ass

lowe

stand / lean / wipe

[imhim]

sit wen i piss

sh*t when i piss

i mean sh*t when i sit

smell me

comfortable swag

no jon bee

[Kompressor]

The thing is, once you stand the buttcheeks close. Thats extra work to clean. Whilst sitting you can get maximum cleanliness.

what i'm thinking.

some of the descriptions of people's tech is a bit much but i really don't understand the logic of standing up and bending over. you are already in a "prime position to wipe" so do it there and then. couldn't think of any other way of putting it.

Hand hitting the water? what kind of foolishness?

[Kompressor]

Question user someone ask in twitter the other day

Mandem do you wipe your piece after a piss?

anyone who doesn't should keep quiet about it and start now.

[Supermalt]

stand / lean / wipe

nah f*ck off, this is weird

u stand, bend over and wipe. and feel no way?

what part of the potty training game is that

[darkman]

LMAO @ STANDING

[Wavant]

Standing is cray tho, some caveman tekk.

[Marly Mar]

How are man bussin a sh*t standing uP tho

Suspect behaviuor imo

And I swear Gay Doe said he spreads but cheek

Lolsmh

[JOHN DOE]

Yes I am gay by default because I spread the cheek to clean the ting.

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Just shat and wiped whist sitting and it occurred to me that I used to sit and wipe its not thaaat bad u lean and wipe. Katie i am sorry. But standing then bending over provides maximum coverage.

[Rippy]

Standing is absurd.

[Kurtis]

4 pages on bum wiping tekkers

i still cant believe it

[KayGee]

Im just glad all these normal people came through

[Flojo]

Just did an experiment, its impossible to get full wipeage sat down

bet you lot who sit are the kind of grimey f*ckers who only wipe once then flush

[Yoshie]

Sit and lean. Them ones where you go back for more, always safe to sit