Davicious X Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 "Did you bang that chick?""Nar man are you nuts, have you seen the chicks Ive hit?""Yeah I seen some of them but did you bang THAT chick?""Nar man are you mad?""You banged her didnt you?""Nope""You did init?""Never happened""Yeah whatever, I know you lot did something""Im tellin you nuffin happened, we just chilled""Wateva man, wateva!""Yeah Wateva init"*Chick walks in*"Oi did you lot do a ting the other day?"*Chick goes 4 shades of red*Ground didnt swallow me up, but she did a few nights b4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stig Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 i remembered the worst one i hadwatching eastenders at my mums with her foster daughters.Staceys marge was just being introduced to the show and the scene was in her drum i was like "rah she is f*ck*ng nuts... alow having that condition"my mums foster daughter goes "thats what my mum has"i was like "o" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Had to search for this topic-=-=- just now -=-=-: : D i p C h e z : : . says:And ooh girl, that ur man in the pic [c=11] ...ωσt уα ѕαу... ιм ѕнσωωαα... [/c=15] R.I.P SILK... alwayz luv ma no1 cuz says:o na its ma cuz who died on tuesday-=-=-Felt to logoffI wouldn't even know how to recover from this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dipset Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 I somehow recovered from itFelt over bad thoughThen clocked i knew who it was who died Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank White Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 2 weeks agowalkin to my boys house now n some car beeps i look up and it looks like my nxt boys car..blacked out so i cudnt rele see insidei see him pullin up so i walk over thinkin hes gna drop me der or suttinall dis time ders sum chick walkin behind me aswellso ye i get up to the car - open the door n put one leg in DENmy man grabs my leg im thinkin wot the fuk fam - i look inside to see wagwan n i see sum yardie man wit da meanest screwface everden i hear a girls voice say "excuse me" i look behind n finally clock the guy stopped for her d ting walkin behind mei move out the way and she gets in n d car jus speeds of tires screechin everyting im left der standin as a couple cars drive pastfelt like sh*t 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 Dunno if i said this but I was like in year 8Early year 8 as wellmy god sister went to the school aswelland one time we cooked pizza so i had to bring it home and i had my bag bare baggage and a long lonely walk homeSo I am walkn on this path with some big sixth form girl behind meand there someone in a car on the other side of the road...and there shoutin askn if I want a lift home, I thought it was my godfather still i get hyped and i am like yeah so I start running towards this car...and it starts to drive off i am liek "wdf"then the girl behind me shouts"they wernt talking to u, u idot"I jsut stood still for abotu a minute felt liek time froze to laugh at meI felt like everybody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
local Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 i never really hav theseermi got caught wankin in eglish in yr 7?yh definately one them moments actually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LocalLoop Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 2 weeks agowalkin to my boys house now n some car beeps i look up and it looks like my nxt boys car..blacked out so i cudnt rele see insidei see him pullin up so i walk over thinkin hes gna drop me der or suttinall dis time ders sum chick walkin behind me aswellso ye i get up to the car - open the door n put one leg in DENmy man grabs my leg im thinkin wot the fuk fam - i look inside to see wagwan n i see sum yardie man wit da meanest screwface everden i hear a girls voice say "excuse me" i look behind n finally clock the guy stopped for her d ting walkin behind mei move out the way and she gets in n d car jus speeds of tires screechin everyting im left der standin as a couple cars drive pastfelt like sh*t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofa Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 This thread made ma laugh too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davicious X Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 2 weeks agowalkin to my boys house now n some car beeps i look up and it looks like my nxt boys car..blacked out so i cudnt rele see insidei see him pullin up so i walk over thinkin hes gna drop me der or suttinall dis time ders sum chick walkin behind me aswellso ye i get up to the car - open the door n put one leg in DENmy man grabs my leg im thinkin wot the fuk fam - i look inside to see wagwan n i see sum yardie man wit da meanest screwface everden i hear a girls voice say "excuse me" i look behind n finally clock the guy stopped for her d ting walkin behind mei move out the way and she gets in n d car jus speeds of tires screechin everyting im left der standin as a couple cars drive pastfelt like sh*t Can almost see mans trouser leg getting caught in the car door as it speeds off... rrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiipppppp! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beavis Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 2 weeks agowalkin to my boys house now n some car beeps i look up and it looks like my nxt boys car..blacked out so i cudnt rele see insidei see him pullin up so i walk over thinkin hes gna drop me der or suttinall dis time ders sum chick walkin behind me aswellso ye i get up to the car - open the door n put one leg in DENmy man grabs my leg im thinkin wot the fuk fam - i look inside to see wagwan n i see sum yardie man wit da meanest screwface everden i hear a girls voice say "excuse me" i look behind n finally clock the guy stopped for her d ting walkin behind mei move out the way and she gets in n d car jus speeds of tires screechin everyting im left der standin as a couple cars drive pastfelt like sh*t HAHAHA that is hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRC Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 I'm on a f*ck*ng roll today 1) I'm in my room typing an essay, someone knocks on the door, thought it was my boy.Me: "come in innit"*No answer*Me: "why you being a d*ckhead for I said come in you c*nt"*door opens*erm...Hi I'm Ruth's mum; just wondered if you wanted a lift into town later....my face dropped. worse thing it thats not even the bad one...2) Couple days ago chick who dropped out of uni put her status on facebook as "I have a cold, I need hugs xxxx" just ignored it.Today I see said chick put on her facebook status "Don't wanna have to go to hospital"...to which I commented "stop being such a bitch x"boooooooy shoulda kept my myself to myself. Unbeknown to me, her mum died suddenly a couple months ago...which is WHY she dropped out. They need her to go in to do regular checks and ting.I still haven't replied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axiom Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 LMFAOdeep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Ant Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 ruth's mum ey...wink wink nudge nudgesecond one isnt THAT bad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRC Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 I'm on a f*ck*ng roll today 1) I'm in my room typing an essay, someone knocks on the door, thought it was my boy.Me: "come in innit"*No answer*Me: "why you being a d*ckhead for I said come in you c*nt"*door opens*erm...Hi I'm Ruth's mum; just wondered if you wanted a lift into town later....my face dropped. worse thing it thats not even the bad one...2) Couple days ago chick who dropped out of uni put her status on facebook as "I have a cold, I need hugs xxxx" just ignored it.Today I see said chick put on her facebook status "Don't wanna have to go to hospital"...to which I commented "stop being such a bitch x"boooooooy shoulda kept my myself to myself. Unbeknown to me, her mum died suddenly a couple months ago...which is WHY she dropped out. They need her to go in to do regular checks and ting.I still haven't replied.this post could have been alright but u let bare gaps...whos ruth and y is her mum in ur house....for exampleMaaaaaaan them details don't matter too tuff.Ruth is my housemate who studies Drama.her mum came down from Newcastle to see her do some performance ting we're seeing in like an hr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojo Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 lmao topic has got me creasing all over again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJSPARK Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 one time i was jammin on the bus and one girl from my old skool came on and started waving at me and i didnt clock who she was, and i was jus plainfaced her and she was jus waving at me then she was like fine then i only clocked who she was after i got off the bus felt like a d*ck for airing her still. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HangTheDJ Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 Had to search for this topic-=-=- just now -=-=-: : D i p C h e z : : . says:And ooh girl, that ur man in the pic [c=11] ...ωσt уα ѕαу... ιм ѕнσωωαα... [/c=15] R.I.P SILK... alwayz luv ma no1 cuz says:o na its ma cuz who died on tuesday-=-=-Felt to logoffI wouldn't even know how to recover from thisNot one to make light of situations like this, but it could of been ALOT worse.Atleast you didnt say something like "he's dead sexy" (no homo) or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dipset Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 lol @ drc's2nd one is a wounder, them delete ur facebook moments there one time i was jammin on the bus and one girl from my old skool came on and started waving at me and i didnt clock who she was, and i was jus plainfaced her and she was jus waving at me then she was like fine then i only clocked who she was after i got off the bus felt like a d*ck for airing her still.deep, think she wouldve felt more shame than youWorse one is when someone waves .. u wave, then turns out it was to the person ehind ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duzza Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 me and my cousins do this stupid thing where if we see a girl dressed sluttish, we jus say, in portugues, wonder how much she costs for a night.... the other day i was at asda and i see my cousin with the dirty blonde girl so i shout over to him as a joke, oi quanto custa o puta?... meaning how much is the whore... little did i know that the girl was from brasil n spoke portugues... that was pretty embarassing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 lolol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 aaaarggggghhhh couple months ago at workI see some girl that I always chat to but I dnt like no her or anything reallyShe looks bare sad....like overly sad and thats out character for herI was like "wow u look like somebody died"she stares at me for ages... then says "my best friend committed....."before she even said suicide I walked away quickEn spoke since Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bit Better Posted November 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 me and my cousins do this stupid thing where if we see a girl dressed sluttish, we jus say, in portugues, wonder how much she costs for a night.... the other day i was at asda and i see my cousin with the dirty blonde girl so i shout over to him as a joke, oi quanto custa o puta?... meaning how much is the whore... little did i know that the girl was from brasil n spoke portugues... that was pretty embarassingLMAO. Was it his girl or a random? If it was a random, how did you find out she spoke it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 lol i was gonna search for this topic today as well.Was at the gym today and i see this guy about my age that's always in there when i am, was talking to him and i said "u see that mixed race ting at reception she keeps flirting with me is she a bosh"?"nah my sister fam"*5 seconds of awkward silence in which i wanted to burst out laughing*"ahh sh*t sorry"then i just walked off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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