Corrigan Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 @ human tammagochi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavant Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 :lol:See her in Faces bout 2 months ago but she was scarce and moving with some stush look on her face so I allowed it. But she was SOOOOOO fine, some Keri Hilson look alike.See her last night, thought I had to move it. Was getting no eye contact, no smiles, no warmth nothing. She was strolling by and I tugged her arm. She turned round and came over, I said "You gonna stop and talk to me?". She said "babe you're nice but I'm from High Wycombe and I'm kinda seeing someone". Then she pulled out her drivers license and showed me. I said alright cool, she stroked my face and walked off. SMH Didnt even wanna reply to what David had to sayMan literally grew up on the internetSo when was you beatin?some human tamagochiLOLOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 @ human tammagochiLOLAnd LOL @ locking herself in the toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 I just clocked that HE gave HER his number! Guy was never in. Why did he think he was in? Should never have gone in that bar again until his phone rang.:lol:shes got his number AND his facebook - and hes not successful in making contact? what was she out of 10? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Turnover Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 LMAO @ No way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Flashback couple years...I was 17...Just got my drivers license my boy new a couple of girls just out of walking distance...so I drovewe went to link them we was jamming in the car good vibes and everything then a switchThey say that they have to go back to yard to get something they will be out in ten minuteslmaioBNV`JADBVDBAVDAHBV5 go by...15....20....me and my boi still talking about how we are going to beat when they come back30Then we look at the timeTry ringing no answer lol40Get vex drive off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seth Rollins Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Taking a wing man with you to see a link and her friend but only for her friend to say '' no way'' and then proceed to lock herself(aged 25 at the time)in the bathroom .This is the second time I've cried tears of laughter tonight.Girls take the f*cking PISS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lens Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 girl was like "not this again!!"gave a judge judy plainface /toilet lockin girl is dumb. why not jus chill and say she not interested and jus jam anyway, or kick? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGGB Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 think I got fake numbered last night, serves me right for being so drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mame Biram Diouf Posted June 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2010 Flashback couple years...I was 17...Just got my drivers license my boy new a couple of girls just out of walking distance...so I drovewe went to link them we was jamming in the car good vibes and everything then a switchThey say that they have to go back to yard to get something they will be out in ten minuteslmaioBNV`JADBVDBAVDAHBV5 go by...15....20....me and my boi still talking about how we are going to beat when they come back30Then we look at the timeTry ringing no answer lol40Get vex drive offPMSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL /Baitly was 2 man in the yard already and they beat them IMO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LevelLouie Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 whats longest turn down run people have had im currently on 6 kill streak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 I just clocked that HE gave HER his number! Guy was never in. Why did he think he was in? Should never have gone in that bar again until his phone rang.:lol:shes got his number AND his facebook - and hes not successful in making contact? what was she out of 10?what?looks wiseif she was say a 9, i understand (but dont promote or condone) him not wanting to give up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Di Gradi Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 got aired by some butters ting.. she looked sore... i just wanteda quick shiners"she was like...err... i dont do mixed..sorry"couldnt believe what i heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiNES. Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 got aired by some butters ting.. she looked sore... i just wanteda quick shiners"she was like...err... i dont do mixed..sorry"couldnt believe what i heard.gettin parred by a butters ting is heartfelt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gemma Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 thread is still hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necksta Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 I love the English language.Funny for someone whose maiden tongue is Yorubasfergthyjuiytrhrgefrgthyjukiuyyhtgfds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 got aired by some butters ting.. she looked sore... i just wanteda quick shiners"she was like...err... i dont do mixed..sorry"couldnt believe what i heard.Loooolf*cked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michel Kane Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 got aired by some butters ting.. she looked sore... i just wanteda quick shiners"she was like...err... i dont do mixed..sorry"couldnt believe what i heard. for #teamdarkskin 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavant Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 got aired by some butters ting.. she looked sore... i just wanteda quick shiners"she was like...err... i dont do mixed..sorry"couldnt believe what i heard. for #teamdarkskinOWWWW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Di Gradi Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 got aired by some butters ting.. she looked sore... i just wanteda quick shiners"she was like...err... i dont do mixed..sorry"couldnt believe what i heard. for #teamdarkskinOWWWWu can have her. lmaoalthough im sure u lot would of got a worse reaction... she was onto these semi-pro white footballer looking types.shes from chingford...makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Awesome Kong Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 got aired by some butters ting.. she looked sore... i just wanteda quick shiners"she was like...err... i dont do mixed..sorry"couldnt believe what i heard. for #teamdarkskinOWWWWu can have her. lmaoalthough im sure u lot would of got a worse reaction... she was onto these semi-pro white footballer looking types.shes from chingford...makes sense.LOL what's her name & how old? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lens Posted July 5, 2010 Report Share Posted July 5, 2010 girl was like "i've seen You dance with too many girls in here already. "i told her what is a dance tho really, but she was tryna say it makes me look like a playai thanked her for the attention she must have had while watchin me before hand and kept it movin. 8/10 ratio, prob my best ever in a rave. last ever night of Stanza, apparently. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted July 5, 2010 Report Share Posted July 5, 2010 girl was like "i've seen You dance with too many girls in here already. "i told her what is a dance tho really, but she was tryna say it makes me look like a playai thanked her for the attention she must have had while watchin me before hand and kept it movin. 8/10 ratio, prob my best ever in a rave. last ever night of Stanza, apparently.lmao pos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michel Kane Posted July 5, 2010 Report Share Posted July 5, 2010 girl was like "i've seen You dance with too many girls in here already. "i told her what is a dance tho really, but she was tryna say it makes me look like a playai thanked her for the attention she must have had while watchin me before hand and kept it movin. 8/10 ratio, prob my best ever in a rave. last ever night of Stanza, apparently.lmao pos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lens Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 since my last time on this thread:a - "You remind me of a pic of my dad when he was that age". might not have been a rejection but i wasn't stickin around 2 find outb - I was like "hello", she was like "security! " 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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