Natty Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 loooooooooooool balotelli is too much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 She's a superficial little character Sophie has just sent me another SMS a mile long. After two screen loads I had to erase it. I would never have a serious relationship with her It's too real, we've all been there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Flat Eric Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 love this guy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEIRELES. Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 "Maybe I'm so stupid I could have even given her the money. So sad. I think of the parents of these kind of girls." LMFAO This guy is a legend from DAY. Need more of these characters in football who are not afraid to speak out, too bad it only comes once in a number of years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goddaz Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 I've just read the full interview & I'm in tears Too many quotables Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsonist Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 This to me is still his magnum opus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luckstar Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 love this guy not even a no hoomo needed im in stitches at the last page im convinced hes on some sort of 3 year win up bender/tour of england Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michel Kane Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 Too many quotables Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FA23 Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 "Maybe I'm so stupid I could have even given her the money. So sad. I think of the parents of these kind of girls." LMFAO This guy is a legend from DAY. Need more of these characters in football who are not afraid to speak out, too bad it only comes once in a number of years. mario >>>>> man needs to hop on twitter, would be too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seth Rollins Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 He's been THAT guy from his interviews in Italy. Too many quotes to pick out. Guy's HILARIOUS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TimeBomb Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 POS'd Mario for He said: "Sophie has just sent me another SMS a mile long. After two screen loads I had to erase it. "Now that her Big Brother popularity has waned, she's trying to be back on the media to find work. "Does she need money? Why does she not tell me so, instead of getting me on the front pages. "Maybe I'm so stupid I could have even given her the money. So sad. I think of the parents of these kind of girls." hahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavant Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 CROWN HIM 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Planet Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trim Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 "Maybe I'm so stupid I could have even given her the money. So sad. I think of the parents of these kind of girls." LMFAO This guy is a legend from DAY. Need more of these characters in football who are not afraid to speak out, too bad it only comes once in a number of years. mario >>>>> man needs to hop on twitter, would be too funny C/S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Somalian Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Balotelli has given jokes in the papers this week mario>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TF S4DK Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 Cristiano Ronaldo tells Mario Balotelli to 'speak less and play more' Real Madrid forward Cristiano Ronaldo has told Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli he should "speak less and play more". Balotelli joined City from Inter Milan last summer and recently made headlines in the press by declaring Manchester United's Wayne Rooney was not the best player in Manchester. When asked about the 20-year-old Italy international, former Manchester United star Ronaldo said to Gazzetta dello Sport: "He is a good player but he has to speak less and play more. "In the Premier League, if he knows how to listen and wants to learn, he could become a great player. I hope he achieves that. "However, today he puts many other things ahead of his career and this is not good." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 Bout 3 weeks late. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TF S4DK Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 Is it in here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FA23 Posted March 11, 2011 Report Share Posted March 11, 2011 Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli lasted only 57 minutes in the 2-0 defeat at Dynamo Kiev on Thursday after suffering an allergic reaction to grass. Manager Roberto Mancini said: "He had an allergy and his face was swollen." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted March 11, 2011 Report Share Posted March 11, 2011 Dude rolled out the changing rooms about 20seconds after the second half started and looked in some mad pain just strolled onto the pitch. Was weird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luckstar Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3477054/Mario-Balotelli-struggles-to-dress-himself.html LEGEND Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_r Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3477054/Mario-Balotelli-struggles-to-dress-himself.html LEGEND i want that as a gif.. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luckstar Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 confront kiev fans after the game DOESNT CARE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heero Yuy Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 Fantastically lairy Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli managed to get Wayne Rooney’s former £1,200-a-night hooker Jenny Thompson banned from a posh restaurant after the group were involved in a playground-level slanging match which ended in Super Mario offering one of her friends out for a fight, according to this morning’s Sun. The 20-year-old official Spoiler mascot and Crown Prince of Shenanigans reportedly shouted chants of ‘Rooney!, Rooney!’ after spotting Thompson returning from the toilets, before cheerily flicking a middle finger at her mates. According to one of Thompson’s friends, ‘property developer’ (see his picture to understand why that’s in quote marks) Sam, Balotelli also threatened to give him a good hiding for his troubles: I told [Jenny] - she just thought ‘what an idiot’ and Tweeted something about it on her phone. I just laughed and got on with our meal. I’m 6ft [!] so can handle myself and I won’t be bullied - so when he offered me outside I wasn’t going to hide. He said ‘Come with me’ and walked outside. He tried to grab my arm before squaring up. Our foreheads were touching and I wasn’t going to back down. Then he swore at me in Italian and the waiters ran over and took me inside. That Thompson felt the need to tweet about the event straight away is one of the more believable parts of this story. Anyway, she has apparently since been banned from the swanky San Carlo restaurant, while the High Priest of Hijinks can still be found there most nights, living it up. Mario 1, Hookers 0. This guy>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Beg he never leaves the country Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Portuguese Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 Jajajajajajajajaajajajajaja 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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