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THE OFFICIAL VENTING + ANTI THREAD: PART TWO


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Neighbour has found out he has 6 weeks to live

cancer

guy didn't even know he had it

life is deep man

innit

theres a blind guy round by bit - never spoke to him but seen him around since i was a wee boy. watched him go from a kid clinging onto his mums arm to a young man walking on his own with a guide dog

shit puts things into perspective

count ur blessing

guys like shinky yeah u might be gay its not the end of the world really

live ur life coz one day it will be over

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i remember when i was about 16/17 i convinced myself i wasn't in love when i clearly was...

think MK is doing the opposite.... mans trying to convince himself hes in love and his hearts been broken so he can relate to the new drake album that dropped.

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i remember when i was about 16/17 i convinced myself i wasn't in love when i clearly was...

think MK is doing the opposite.... mans trying to convince himself hes in love and his hearts been broken so he can relate to the new drake album that dropped.

PMSL :lol:

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i remember when i was about 16/17 i convinced myself i wasn't in love when i clearly was...

think MK is doing the opposite.... mans trying to convince himself hes in love and his hearts been broken so he can relate to the new drake album that dropped.

Ahhhh

Like mans hitting the White Zinfandel while singing along to The Real Her

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Road block in my day really through me off course, struggling right now because I know I would have been more productive without this obstacle

also side vent

Some dude that happens to be employed by the same company as me,

I can deal with the fact that dude is outrageously gay

Can deal with the fact that hes always on about how hes cool with black people cos all his friends back home are black people

Can almost sort of deal with the fact that he goes on about his past relationships and all that bollocks

But why is this fucking fruitcake such a d*ckhead

I see guys talking to girls and my man runs up like "No these are my girls",

Guy has also been eavesdropping on conversations about certain girls and running off to tell these girls

Like if he weren't gay he would just be an actual snake

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Fuuuuuaarrk.

Was at Westfield today with my girl, went John Lewis and tried on a few jackets and cardigans. Dropped off the mrs and realised FACK I lost my phone.

Drove back there, went to a John Lewis and couldn't find nothing., went to hollister and couple other shops running around like a headless chicken.

About to cone to terms with the fact that £560 has gone down the drain. Then I thought fuck this, Went back to John Lewis and thought fuck it, I'm finetooth sweeping this bitch like a crime scene investigation.

So what happened was I accidentally slipped the phone in a jacket that I tried on. Went there and felt the pockets and it was still there. It was a jacket right at the front of the rail aswell so anyone could have picked up the jacket with a free white iPhone inside.

I must have good karma still.

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So what happened was I accidentally slipped the phone in a jacket that I tried on. Went there and felt the pockets and it was still there. It was a jacket right at the front of the rail aswell so anyone could have picked up the jacket with a free white iPhone inside.

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I dodged a fucking bullet

ex-housemate has been arrested

something to do with turning and leaving on the gas cooker at night

[o-dog]bitch is crazy yo[o-dog]

that could have been me?

NAH SORRY THAT COULD NEVER BE ME

2012>>>>>>>>>>>

the weak minded snakes have been weeded out

my girl has shown me levels of loyalty that I never knew existed

and I got this nutty bitch to leave the premises without the use of violence

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I dodged a fucking bullet

ex-housemate has been arrested

something to do with turning and leaving on the gas cooker at night

[o-dog]bitch is crazy yo[o-dog]

that could have been me?

NAH SORRY THAT COULD NEVER BE ME

2012>>>>>>>>>>>

the weak minded snakes have been weeded out

my girl has shown me levels of loyalty that I never knew existed

and I got this nutty bitch to leave the premises without the use of violence

Was she on a fucking Sideshow Bob - Aunt Selma ting? Trying to blow you up!

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