THE OFFICIAL VENTING + ANTI THREAD: PART TWO

[Sayyed Muhammad Ahmad Abdallah]

LMAO!/:D Kane posts from some Entourage/House Party 1/New Jack Swing era/Saved By The Bell/Californication type perspective. Its jokes and at the same time.Fam, do you talk to yourself and break the fourth wall when you're alone?

pmsl

:D

[Dipset]

my patience is running low!/hate being blatantly ignored

[Lens]

if they change shape when they take off their leggings, fear not!!!put them back on, and cut a whole for insertionthe leggings will do their job and keep them in artificial shape /my white girl fetish is coming back, i don't know how long i can keep it suppressed for.

[His-RightPalm]

lol @ putting white girls in the same category as watersports

[Dubby]

LMAO!/Fam, do you talk to yourself and break the fourth wall when you're alone?

pmsl

:D

[SLEAZE BALL]

Got to play this situation rightsome ting is on me but she has a man and lives with her man..... she told me recently shes now single after i questioned her.... she lying and even if she isnt lying she still lives with her man/exi dont want her ever to know where i live because i just want to beat a couple timesbut i have the feeling she is looking at something a lot more serious... she is 28how can i say yeah hotel ting without making her remember she is a grown woman

may sound a bit far fetched but u could say ur yard is being renovated and ur staying in a hotel for a couple days and she she come keep u company/words to that effect

got flooded by the upstairs neighbour + thisperfect

[His-RightPalm]

is there some kind of site or service I can use to find someone to come cook for me in the evenings? basically a maid thats only here in the eveno idea what to google, not really finding anything

[Lens]

is there some kind of site or service I can use to find someone to come cook for me in the evenings? basically a maid thats only here in the eveno idea what to google, not really finding anything

loooooooooooolif You're lookin to pay them, advertise on gumtree. I would write cook required, evening meal onlyif not, just womanise whatever one of Your links is the best cook

[NiNES.]

met one nice gh ting, seemed decent/classy, caught a glimpse of her bbm contact list, she had 194 contacts under 'boys' alone.

[Lens]

^ "women" that use the word "boys". fully puts me off. /me: "You've got a backoff"American Chick "back off from who?"( not understanding and kind of screwin )/does anyone else worry during car sex if the car's shakin and people can see? today was the first time I've actually thought about it, but my spots are discreet enough anyway.

[NiNES.]

me: "You've got a backoff"American Chick "back off from who?"( not understanding and kind of screwin )

comon brah why would u use the term 'backoff' to an american tingfurther more who still uses the term 'backoff' 21+

[Skenghis Khan]

right ive been doing some retail security in my brief hiatus from door supervision.so i see 3 polish guys come in, they dont look right so im keeping an eye on them and i clock them opening a packet and walking around eating something. im thinking right i'll go and have a word, i go and pick up the packet which they've dumped, and theres a puddle of blood in the bottom, then i clock these guys have just boxed off 3 raw chicken breasts. i sh*t u not.

[JOHN DOE]

thats how u polaks/eastern europeans are generally always blench

[Grafter]

right ive been doing some retail security in my brief hiatus from door supervision.so i see 3 polish guys come in, they dont look right so im keeping an eye on them and i clock them opening a packet and walking around eating something. im thinking right i'll go and have a word, i go and pick up the packet which they've dumped, and theres a puddle of blood in the bottom, then i clock these guys have just boxed off 3 raw chicken breasts. i sh*t u not.

:oomywordso what about salmanella? or whatever u get from raw chickeni dnt even give my dog raw meat

[JGGB]

f*ckin £8 doubles? £4 bottles? I forgot how much I hate clubbing in London.

[Rippy]

FML I just dropped my laptop on the floor and now it doesn't work.This can't be happening.My life

[Skola]

so i tell my mate yeah il pick you up at 10 drop of the car then we have a few pre-drinks before heading outi get to his house at 10 hes not therearrives 20mins laterDRUNKwtf bro?i told him straight you are not drinking for the next hour he did settle down but then later on we're doin shots and that, i forget hes already a bit waved so now hes charging about tryna chat up girls proper in their faces i couldnt ditch him but i kinda wish i did at certain points__________ >>>> when ur chattin to a girl and ur drunk mate comes over

[JOHN DOE]

met one nice gh ting, seemed decent/classy, caught a glimpse of her bbm contact list, she had 194 contacts under 'boys' alone.

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[Skenghis Khan]

right ive been doing some retail security in my brief hiatus from door supervision.so i see 3 polish guys come in, they dont look right so im keeping an eye on them and i clock them opening a packet and walking around eating something. im thinking right i'll go and have a word, i go and pick up the packet which they've dumped, and theres a puddle of blood in the bottom, then i clock these guys have just boxed off 3 raw chicken breasts. i sh*t u not.

:oomywordso what about salmanella? or whatever u get from raw chickeni dnt even give my dog raw meat

they must be immune. the manager didnt believe me at first, he thought they just pocketed the chicken -meat is one of the main things ppl rob- but i got them on cam chewing away on these white lumps. madness.

[Guest M12 Part 2]

Wow. These poles are a different breed

[Esquilax]

So happy the poles have arrived, we need some whites that a scarier than pikeys in the UK

[Heero Yuy]

the ignominy of jsa is the only thing keepin me in my jobim working in essex surrounded by junior doctor scumbagsits not easy being successful ... im bangin out some Odd future i think they got the message that im absolute wrong un not to be engaged in small talk

Please tell its basildon hospital so i can come and pull ur white coat over ur head and proceed to pummell you senseless.

lol the way I would pay to see Frank and Afgoon have it out, a bill easy

[KayGee]

Raw chicken breast, thats disturbing on a different level. I dont even like to touch raw chicken. /Seeing women in jeans so tight and ill-fitted i must see 2'' of bumcrack its not fair.

[Uncle Man]

Raw chicken breast, thats disturbing on a different level. I dont even like to touch raw chicken. /Seeing women in jeans so tight and ill-fitted i must see 2'' of bumcrack its not fair.

why is it not fair.dont understand statement.