JGGB Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 So I was f*cked the other night and I started thinking weird sh*t. If you started randomly running in a busy/ crowded place, while shouting "METROPOLITAN POLICE, GET OUT THE WAY" do you reckon people would just started jumping out the way? Has anyone ever done such weird irl tr.0llery before? Do you think you could use this to like skip the queue at a festival or something? Would you get locked for impersonating an officer? I think this would make a good sketch for something like a 'Trigger Happy TV' / 'phonejacker' type series Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kompressor Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 Ask DMX. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 I fancy a rack of ribs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Ant Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 i'm moving out the way of any guy running down the street screaming just sayin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Somalian Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 I was thinking something similar this morning if I was to leave a cardboard box in a plastic bag on a bus labeled bomb with a red flashing led light and film it for a youtube channel as all the drama unfolds is this a criminal offence or can I claim it as ART? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R1. Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 A couple of guys do this on motorbikes on the motorway pulling cars n dat but these guys don't even do it for lulz, they actually think their the police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fighting Weight Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 Ask DMX. This Bursting out of an aiport cracked out of his mind claiming to be a federal agent, then commandering some guys car saying he was a federal agent, then when he was arrested, crack rocks were found in the car, to which he replied, those rocks were in the car when I got it skdj sds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
time_bomb Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 depends how u look i guess, if u were dressed in suitable CID attire and ur face looks mature then yea it would work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taurus Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 Would you get locked for impersonating an officer? Yep. Would be jokes though. I know one guy who got police sirens and fitted it to his car and started stopping vehicles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dub Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 Mitt Romney used to impersonate a police officer, pull people over for fun, and even issue fake tickets. Would be kinda scary if he won. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afroman Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 I was thinking something similar this morning if I was to leave a cardboard box in a plastic bag on a bus labeled bomb with a red flashing led light and film it for a youtube channel as all the drama unfolds is this a criminal offence or can I claim it as ART? beg someone try this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Somalian Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 I was on the London overground going Stratford years ago when they was still making the Olympic stadium train was moving now through the site all this dust came in from the site. Some black women screamed fire and everyone started to panic trying to jump of the train go into a next carriage. People started to panic and cry. Was jokes. Ended up stuck on the train for 45 minutes. I missed iron man which I was meant to go see with my boys because of this hyped girl. The chain reaction though>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
time_bomb Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 I was thinking something similar this morning if I was to leave a cardboard box in a plastic bag on a bus labeled bomb with a red flashing led light and film it for a youtube channel as all the drama unfolds is this a criminal offence or can I claim it as ART? beg someone try this na dont ever f*ck about with an bomb/terror related stuff, they will come down on u like a ton of bricks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revs Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 I was thinking something similar this morning if I was to leave a cardboard box in a plastic bag on a bus labeled bomb with a red flashing led light and film it for a youtube channel as all the drama unfolds is this a criminal offence or can I claim it as ART? this is not a good idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beavis Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 lol, you would get taken away quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greens Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 trust me, look what happened to that guy who tweeted in jest about blowing up nottingham airport. Ruined his life for 2 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 i had thoughts about going down to London during the olympics, calmly waiting for a bus, taking one or 2 steps in then throwing a back in and shouting "ALLAH AKBAR" then running away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dub Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 i had thoughts about going down to London during the olympics, calmly waiting for a bus, taking one or 2 steps in then throwing a back in and shouting "ALLAH AKBAR" then running away i think i joked about standing up on the train, taking off my backpack and shouting "IN THE NAME OF ALLAH!!" I wonder what sort of punishment this sort of thing hold. Surely more than an ASBO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoshie Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 Seen a video of one guy in NYC, he was a nobody. Hired photographers / bodyguards etc, people made a fuss. Had a huge crowd round him, people saying how amazing he was in some film / how they love his music etc. ___> Sheeple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JOHN DOE Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 lol at the whores 'I LOVE HIM!' if my man didnt take advantage and f*ck a champion bitch that night then he failed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salamanca Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 i hate humanity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Infamous Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 lol at the whores 'I LOVE HIM!' if my man didnt take advantage and f*ck a champion bitch that night then he failed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davicious X Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 My friend used to get on trains using this all the time. Just bopped up to gate inspector and said with the kind of authority you only get from an officer of the law "Police officer". They didn't check credentials or nothing as he was moving with that police urgency. They just opened the gate for him. MEANWHILE I WAS SCURRYING BEHIND HIM TRYING HARD NOT TO SMILE AND BAIT UP THE PLOT. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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