You woke up as your opposite skin color. What would you do?

[The Somalian]

Nah this topic has me in stitches,

[Guest Chelsea Jack]

not get involved with the lads football banta cos "dats gay fam"

refer to well spoken blacks as bounties

pretend im female or another guy on Plenty Of Fish

Study business management at a sh*t university jus to please mum and anty

say black girls are too much hassle and wife off a socket

be late for EVERYTHING

Give myself an Italian name on fb such as Corleone

Buy a gucci belt, pop champs in the rave, sing loudly to BMF and then go home to my council flat where i stay with mumzy who is broke and works mad hours in the local nursing home

[Kurtis]

that was abit too real

[Yoshie]

wake up vomit on my sweater already mums spaghetti

lol

[KayGee]

Wake up and be able to wash, dry and straighten my hair in under an hour.

[Captain Planet]

wake up vomit on my sweater already mums spaghetti

lol

[Nidge Weasle]

do you lot actually know any white people?

[Kuffir]

go dfs

[Guest M12]

not get involved with the lads football banta cos "dats gay fam"

refer to well spoken blacks as bounties

pretend im female or another guy on Plenty Of Fish

Study business management at a sh*t university jus to please mum and anty

say black girls are too much hassle and wife off a socket

be late for EVERYTHING

Give myself an Italian name on fb such as Corleone

Buy a gucci belt, pop champs in the rave, sing loudly to BMF and then go home to my council flat where i stay with mumzy who is broke and works mad hours in the local nursing home

Smashed it.

Wisdoms

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[Kuffir]

Study business management at a sh*t university jus to please mum and anty

say black girls are too much hassle and wife off a socket

be late for EVERYTHING

Give myself an Italian name on fb such as Corleone

Buy a gucci belt, pop champs in the rave, sing loudly to BMF and then go home to my council flat where i stay with mumzy who is broke and works mad hours in the local nursing home

critical

[The Somalian]

not get involved with the lads football banta cos "dats gay fam"

refer to well spoken blacks as bounties

pretend im female or another guy on Plenty Of Fish

Study business management at a sh*t university jus to please mum and anty

say black girls are too much hassle and wife off a socket

be late for EVERYTHING

Give myself an Italian name on fb such as Corleone

Buy a gucci belt, pop champs in the rave, sing loudly to BMF and then go home to my council flat where i stay with mumzy who is broke and works mad hours in the local nursing home

Pmsl good job

[TF S4DK]

be late for EVERYTHING

[Pro]

Can i play

If i woke up white

Would talk about how much i hate pakis and then go smile in ranjits face at work

Would spend time with my funky group of designer and artist and bar owner white friends and say im not a racist but wont know any ethnics aprt from my uncle delroy whose married to my wog socket aunt, but it wont matter coz hes a coon who hates himself and other black people

Id get pisssed evry weekend and kiss my male friends on their mouths and it wudnt be gay or akward as we dance around to cheesey music

Id hav 3 dogs who piss on thr kitchen flooor and my mum would laugh and wipe it up and then cook my fish and chips for tea without washing her hands

Id meet my friend who is a girl but not my girlfriend in costa coffee, secretly i love her but she sees me as her brother, and il love her secretly but suffer it to be close to her , we cud talk about how muddy our tents were when it rained at v festival and how cool we looked in our white sunglasses in our instagram pictures

Id not care about the wars this country is involved in and the mindless slaughter of young brown people by killer drones dropping bombs but id b up in arms when a f*ckin curry boy paki disrespect help for heroes or our heros in uniform ... you burn our poppies we burn ur koran ...

I mite hav one coconut black or paki mate , hes ok coz hes like us, we call him chooccy , he doesnt mind he loves it.. Look how multicultural i am

not get involved with the lads football banta cos "dats gay fam"

refer to well spoken blacks as bounties

pretend im female or another guy on Plenty Of Fish

Study business management at a sh*t university jus to please mum and anty

say black girls are too much hassle and wife off a socket

be late for EVERYTHING

Give myself an Italian name on fb such as Corleone

Buy a gucci belt, pop champs in the rave, sing loudly to BMF and then go home to my council flat where i stay with mumzy who is broke and works mad hours in the local nursing home

:rofl: :rofl:

[The Infamous]

jas mocked the set

[Lieutenant]

Study business management at a sh*t university jus to please mum and anty

Give myself an Italian name on fb such as Corleone

:lmao:

The realness

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if i woke up brown i'd shout downstairs for my mum to prepare my nutri-grain after my daily routine of bathing in tumeric, jalfrezi paste and various spices

she'd awkwardly bring it to my room while i'm still in a towel and we'd avoid eye contact so as to ignore the burning sexual tension and the fact our age difference is under half that of her and my dads

i'd spend most of the day bopping around awkwardly, using slang i've misinterpreted, talkin on my 3 phones to the same 4 people whilst listening to obscure whoo kid mixtapes in my golf and then i'd claim plan b and ed sheeran are culture stealers

after dinner its time to attention seek on the internet, tonight i'll be pullin a blind eye to my multiple disabled relatives caused by generations of systematic incestual rape and cracking jokes about paralympians on vip2

i'd spend all night nervously driving drunk white people round in my taxi n the next day i'd give my boys at the gym a masterclass in chirpsing white slags despite the fact i'll only ever get my leg over a couple orphans from bolton and my hairy cousin rajjpal

[Thizz]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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if i woke up brown i'd shout downstairs for my mum to prepare my nutri-grain after my daily routine of bathing in tumeric, jalfrezi paste and various spices

she'd awkwardly bring it to my room while i'm still in a towel and we'd avoid eye contact so as to ignore the burning sexual tension and the fact our age difference is under half that of her and my dads

i'd spend most of the day bopping around awkwardly, using slang i've misinterpreted, talkin on my 3 phones to the same 4 people whilst listening to obscure whoo kid mixtapes in my golf and then i'd claim plan b and ed sheeran are culture stealers

after dinner its time to attention seek on the internet, tonight i'll be pullin a blind eye to my multiple disabled relatives caused by generations of systematic incestual rape and cracking jokes about paralympians on vip2

i'd spend all night nervously driving drunk white people round in my taxi n the next day i'd give my boys at the gym a masterclass in chirpsing white slags despite the fact i'll only ever get my leg over a couple orphans from bolton and my hairy cousin rajjpal

you cant have two bites of the cherry you had your go

[Guest M12]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

rolling

[Wavant]

Crying @ Jalfrezi paste & sexual tension with mum.

[Mr. Martinez]

I'm still trying to work out what the opposite of my race would be

[O Fenomeno]

Asian

[Lieutenant]

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if i woke up brown i'd shout downstairs for my mum to prepare my nutri-grain after my daily routine of bathing in tumeric, jalfrezi paste and various spices

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[Kurtis]

how can man say he'll have sexual tension with his mum?

thats f*ckin PEAK

[Bobby Reds]

fart out loud family sunday roasts and chuckle with the like its norm.

kiss my pets mout to mouth

this

fully lipsin ting

get fackin smashed on a monday, dance like a spastic,draw a ugly bird called heidi, eat her pum even tho i just met her

ask the black boys in the smoking area if they know chipmunk while spitting in their face. fight and lose.

see my mate passed out and stick a carrot in him.

next morning mum says were u been, slap her and say i need my privacy and my eggs white.