Worst Way You Have Been Turned Down?

[Mr Invincible 49]

 

 

 

Lol can picture

With a stank face

dropped off donny with shopping. day off. im all smiles. bopping to the bank.

see one shapely girl walking towards me who i thought was a human being giving me eye

didnt even finish my excuse me when the move from me shook my core, some witch.

across the road some black bastards that should be in school laughing

and if u live in london, that rain that poured down was directly after the L.

i felt like a cartoon, can only laugh

PMSL

Dying

LOOOOOL

 

 

ball watching is worse 

Also never understood why you man call it "Ball Watching".....

 

I always call it "p*ssy Watching" or "p*ssy Watch Man" after the song...

[Wavant]

EVERYTHING goes back or can be related to football bro.

[O Fenomeno]

EVERYTHING goes back or can be related to football bro.

!

[Fresh]

I arrive at the venue and park up in front of 2 cars full of betty's. Di Danz jump out and commence bants immediately. Zooby gets strapped, we blaze them in and make our way inside as one group. I try to draw one in the queue but she wasn't playing ball. I just kept up a conversation to save face and kept it moving as soon as we got inside.

 

Inside. Chicks are diggin the teams aura, girls are buzzing and floating around us. Pickings are plentisome. Two of my guys form a Cole & York strike partnership I clock them scooping 5s & 6s here, there and everywhere about the rave.

 

Meanwhile, I'm caught stuntin on the piffest in the dance, mixed chick, curly hair, tall, mad body. You know the prototype! She's in a mixed group so I chill until eventually I catch her isolated from the group. I engage her and get an encouraging response. I had trouble hearing something she said so I tapped my ear in a suggestive way so that she came closer, she presses that body on me, to tell me she wants me to follow her out for a cigarette. In my head I'm already planning my post for "You know you've wrapped it when". One of my guys sees me on the way out and gives me the Denzel "my nigga" look. We pass the betty's with the mini, I catch eyes with the one I drew and wink. Confidence goes super-saiyan. 

 

The smoking area's out front but the venues at capacity, and there's a pissed crowd outside trying to get in, bouncers are raising their voices talking about "1 in 1 out, You'll all get in be patient. No re-entry! No re-entry". Pissed.

 

We turn around to backtrack and that browning from the mini is behind us. I tell her they aren't letting anyone out and continue following my lighty.

 

Then it dawns on me that she's in a mixed group and me arriving there with her could be awks. So, I stop her mid-way intending to draw it down here and now, to keep it moving and buck her later. She speaks before I could get the first word in. "Is this your friend?"

 

(I turn around to see this browning from the mini!)

 

My response: "No. Not really."

 

Browning looks me up and down and says: "No love, but he tried to run his dead game on me earlier, now his luck's improving"

 

Browning walks left.

 

Lighty walks right.

[Seymour Cake]

Rage

Fury

Fuming

[Benicio del Toney]

Fack.

 

 

If your confidence was really Super Saiyan though shoulda just said "Yeah, drew that earlier still"

[JLovely]

Ouch

[Mic Man]

Dead game Fakkkkk

[Bobby Reds]

Dunno why you even acknowledged that ting from the mini once you got in the club fresh

[Lieutenant]

I arrive at the venue and park up in front of 2 cars full of betty's. Di Danz jump out and commence bants immediately. Zooby gets strapped, we blaze them in and make our way inside as one group. I try to draw one in the queue but she wasn't playing ball. I just kept up a conversation to save face and kept it moving as soon as we got inside.

 

Inside. Chicks are diggin the teams aura, girls are buzzing and floating around us. Pickings are plentisome. Two of my guys form a Cole & York strike partnership I clock them scooping 5s & 6s here, there and everywhere about the rave.

 

Meanwhile, I'm caught stuntin on the piffest in the dance, mixed chick, curly hair, tall, mad body. You know the prototype! She's in a mixed group so I chill until eventually I catch her isolated from the group. I engage her and get an encouraging response. I had trouble hearing something she said so I tapped my ear in a suggestive way so that she came closer, she presses that body on me, to tell me she wants me to follow her out for a cigarette. In my head I'm already planning my post for "You know you've wrapped it when". One of my guys sees me on the way out and gives me the Denzel "my nigga" look. We pass the betty's with the mini, I catch eyes with the one I drew and wink. Confidence goes super-saiyan. 

 

The smoking area's out front but the venues at capacity, and there's a pissed crowd outside trying to get in, bouncers are raising their voices talking about "1 in 1 out, You'll all get in be patient. No re-entry! No re-entry". Pissed.

 

We turn around to backtrack and that browning from the mini is behind us. I tell her they aren't letting anyone out and continue following my lighty.

 

Then it dawns on me that she's in a mixed group and me arriving there with her could be awks. So, I stop her mid-way intending to draw it down here and now, to keep it moving and buck her later. She speaks before I could get the first word in. "Is this your friend?"

 

(I turn around to see this browning from the mini!)

 

My response: "No. Not really."

 

Browning looks me up and down and says: "No love, but he tried to run his dead game on me earlier, now his luck's improving"

 

Browning walks left.

 

Lighty walks right.

 

 

Ouch

 

Should've denied the browning though

 

Look at her like

 

 

"Nahhhh I don't know her"

[Nidge Weasle]

you should be sitting in the cells right now

[dom dom bullets]

What a c*nt she but the situation sounds easily salvageable tbh

[Mame Biram Diouf]

you should be sitting in the cells right now

 

something like that

[Heero Yuy]

Went from ascended saiyin to Yamca in a instant.

Got greedy, should of just threw your weight behind the better of the two chicks.. I.e the tall one you went outside with.

[Fresh To Death]

LOL

 

should have just said you were talking to her in the queue

[Wavant]

Fresh I'm sorry. Must of been painful reliving that.

/

LMAO @ Ascended Saiyan to Yamcha.

What a drop hlokuughukillol

[Fresh]

I have a lot of hindsight, could have done a million things differently.

 

It's peak when you wake up the next morning and her face is the first thing that comes into your head.

[Lens]

Two of my guys form a Cole & York strike partnership

 

 In my head I'm already planning my post for "You know you've wrapped it when".

 

Then it dawns on me that she's in a mixed group and me arriving there with her could be awks. So, I stop her mid-way intending to draw it down

lol @ the strike partnership

/

glad You immediately think about posting on here, I also do too, makes the rejection seem better, bussin joke about it with the vipers

/

3rd point is ball watching. The ting You tried to draw earlier should be seen as a man marker. You need to lose her before You have a clear shot.

You can't be stopping with the next ting while the last ting is man marking You. Need that Paul Scholes awareness of where everyone on the pitch is at all times!

/

"no, not really"? being vague will make Your target suspicious, needed a clear no

[Wavant]

Fack. Lens just dropped that realism.

[Fresh To Death]

Dr. Lench

[Drift]

fatherhood lens>>>>

[Yoshie]

fatherhood lens>>>>

 

Trusss

[Seymour Cake]

Need a PhD in Lenchography asap

[R1.]

University of Lenchology