THE OFFICIAL VENTING + ANTI THREAD: PART TWO

[Kurtis]

walahi the first time i fapped i did it like that

was in the shower

*wipes tear*

[Supermalt]

been shovin it in randoms since 04 no dom no disease yet

AAAAYOOOOOOOO

lmaoooo

[Captain Planet]

na i mean tht didnt happen i.e u didnt put tissue 'basically all over ur floor'

pls stop this.

at lieutenant i dunno what u mean

classic

[Guest CONFIRMATION]

[YFSD]

Let me just throw a question out there (it's not happening to my knowledge but it does concern me)

What kind of emotions would you feel in hearing your recent ex is moving loose

Do you feel relieved? Pissed off? Amused?

Give it a SMH and on my way

[Uncle Man]

send her the mcnulty gif but flagellate myself for being the wack faggot that pedalstooled it

[time_bomb]

the last few pages, i dont even know what to say

just

[Lieutenant]

Need to jump back on the no fapping ting.

Beating one ting just now and I couldn't keep it up. Just told her it feels weird n put my clothes on.

[Fresh]

Never been that deep in the game, sounds painful

[Fighting Weight]

Gonna sleep in a sec

Have f*cked up my sleeping patterns in order to induce sleep Paralysis....which I get pretty regularly anyway

Also been reading up on daemons, so now due to my subconcious one could try sit on my chest when I hallucinate, or could just be in the corner and make the room feel evil

Will let you know bout the horror that ensues

[local]

In the dark in bed zoned out my nut y u talkin about demons at this hour

Already had an eerie encounter with a cat 2nite

Why would u want to induce such things

[Lenny]

Had a dream last night that I was kicking ball with Edgar Davids, Iniesta and a few others. I was Zidane.

No porchy

Cool story etc

[Kurtis]

Need to jump back on the no fapping ting.

Beating one ting just now and I couldn't keep it up. Just told her it feels weird n put my clothes on.

sounds liek erectile disfunction dude

[Guest M12]

Got my VIP Knicks vs Pistons tickets. To shot or not to shot is the question.

[Kuffir]

aint it just

vent - it

is

COLD

[Supernova]

My boys birthday today, him and my other friend DJing at some event tomorrow all the uni guys are coming down should be hype

BUT

I can feel a cold creeping on me, has been since wednesday, been loading up on the vitamin C, and staying warm but it has been getting worse.

I may have to sneeze on some bitches tomorrow if it gets too far

[O Fenomeno]

Go to your local supermarket and cop some Ginger

Peel it and eat it

[Guest M12]

There's that raw Angolan coming out of Porchy.

Not even put it in tea. Just straight eat it!

[O Fenomeno]

Congolese mate that's how my father's side of the family told me how to dead the cold and it works

Tea you know?

[The Somalian]

Brought ten scratch cards got £5 return. Swear I am getting addicted to these spent at least 70 in the past month returning £20

[Lieutenant]

Need to jump back on the no fapping ting.

Beating one ting just now and I couldn't keep it up. Just told her it feels weird n put my clothes on.

sounds liek erectile disfunction dude

Yeah no doubt

[Skola]

Congolese mate that's how my father's side of the family told me how to dead the cold and it works

Tea you know?

polish friend swears by garlic

raw

just fling little bits on some toast

i kinda worked

[Drift]

Sitting in the computer room, being flanked by 2 nigerian tings. Level of BO is VIOLENT

[Flat Eric]

HAILSTONES YA KNA

[Creed Diskenth]

Sitting in the computer room, being flanked by 2 nigerian tings. Level of BO is VIOLENT