FAO Man:Barbers

[Michel Kane]

this is why i have many barber shops i goto

 

d n ls

nevilles

jonnies

next place on seven sisters road opposite 99p shop

 

all within 5 mins of each other - and all with decent barbers apart from jonnies, theres only a few out of about 10

 

 

My g.

 

Who cuts your hair?

[kerser]

Usually slider or Darren

you?

[Hipster]

So went for a trim the other day,  there were two barbers the owner who is sick, the second that was a trainer.  

Whilst i'm waiting, the guy beside me is gassed, moving about chatting to everyone because it was his 30th birthday,

so its my turn for a trim, i'm with the sick barber meanwhile the birthday guy goes to the trainer's chair...

 

The birthday guy had the most fucked trim, did not even get a fade it was all skin on the sides... he was soo pissed..

 

When he looked at me and said i wanted the same trim as you my reaction was ..

 

PEAK

 

 

 

 

   

[underwriter]

will be off getting trim in about 1 hour

 

 

have to make sure i ive reasonable time for the idiot to open

[TF S4DK]

Over Christmas, a new barber?

 

:lmao:

 

 

Got my trim yesterday.

 

I normally drop £50 on my barber at Christmas to make up for all the times in the year that I ignore the board saying £12 a trim. However yesterday he got £20 and he'll get £20 on NYE. Cos last year he broke the agreement and tried to hand me to another barber on NYE.

[SLEAZE BALL]

Trying a new baba today

Wish me luck

Will tell my oldest aunt to pray for u bro

This type of thing needs more than luck especially at such an important time of the year

[JOHN DOE]

Turkish?

[Wavant]

I'll be at the family table looking washed.

I couldn't be bothered this time.

[Mame Biram Diouf]

Preserving the road works on my corners and hairline for the nye trim

[Michel Kane]

 

this is why i have many barber shops i goto

 

d n ls

nevilles

jonnies

next place on seven sisters road opposite 99p shop

 

all within 5 mins of each other - and all with decent barbers apart from jonnies, theres only a few out of about 10

 

 

My g.

 

Who cuts your hair?

 

 

Usually slider or Darren

you?

 

Darron at all times.

[underwriter]

nye is a week today

 

blaaaaady ell

[Supermalt]

I'll be at the family table looking washed.

I couldn't be bothered this time.

Calm

I ain't going to no Turk barber

Edit: again

[Kuffir]

Them man are calm for the beards though

[Lieutenant]

I'll be at the family table looking washed.

I couldn't be bothered this time.

[Afroman]

It's always a tricky one around these times.

Work Xmas party, nye or Xmas

Cut 2 weeks ago forth Xmas party.

Shape up and beard trim for Xmas (on my own)

Cut for NYE.

Pmsl @ going to a Turkish barber though.

K kokes hair line/trim.

Deadgiveaway.gif

[ag.]

went to a kurdish barber in 2011 on a last minute one before a party n not been to a non black one since lol says it all

[underwriter]

went to a kurdish barber in 2011 on a last minute one before a party n not been to a non black one since lol says it all

he was cheaper

[Greens]

Usual barbers decided to close at 4 today. Having to trek to central now for the only backup I know will be open.

[Agent31]

Henry's just off green lanes

[Simply D]

SMH...

went to a barbers near me as my usual guy is MIA (im assuming he went yard for xmas) n I dont want the drama again of getting in a next mans chair to only ditch them once/if he returns.

anyway, I went to this place before new years n the trim was calm, so hit there again n that breh who did me last time wasnt there so I gave the task to this next dude.

I have a .5 all over, nothing fancy...so anyway he starts off by doing the line up n ting spitting cos im getting it low its easier to do it now. So im like cool sir, do ur ting.

Anyway he "finishes" that n gets out the proper clipper to take the real hair off, so im like "WOOOAAAH...you know thats not straight right?" Pointing to my hairline...n hes laughin like yeah I know, ive done that just to get a jist, I will clean it up at the end...so once again im like oookk..cool.

so he carries on, attention to headpiece was nice making sure it was all level n ting. Then he came back to the shape up...

No Wreckzy, but my headpiece isnt urkled but for some reason my guy was STRUGGLING. He was fraffing about n ting then two twos he try step back like hes done spitting hows that??

I gave man one look u see, n just caaaalmly said "how do YOU think it looks bro??"

Two twos donny had to call another barber from the back n he shaped up the suttin nice...while my guy was spitting....yeah I didnt wanna go back too much innit...smh

now I have the drama of either finding ANOTHER temp barbers, or excluding my guy from touching my head if I go in to there again.

Shits awkward!!

[Badman]

Stress! 

[Guest Blacksheet]

So went for a trim the other day, there were two barbers the owner who is sick, the second that was a trainer.

Whilst i'm waiting, the guy beside me is gassed, moving about chatting to everyone because it was his 30th birthday,

so its my turn for a trim, i'm with the sick barber meanwhile the birthday guy goes to the trainer's chair...

The birthday guy had the most f*cked trim, did not even get a fade it was all skin on the sides... he was soo pissed..

When he looked at me and said i wanted the same trim as you my reaction was ..

PEAK

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Greg

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Greg

Rg

[Guest Blacksheet]

SMH...

went to a barbers near me as my usual guy is MIA (im assuming he went yard for xmas) n I dont want the drama again of getting in a next mans chair to only ditch them once/if he returns.

anyway, I went to this place before new years n the trim was calm, so hit there again n that breh who did me last time wasnt there so I gave the task to this next dude.

I have a .5 all over, nothing fancy...so anyway he starts off by doing the line up n ting spitting cos im getting it low its easier to do it now. So im like cool sir, do ur ting.

Anyway he "finishes" that n gets out the proper clipper to take the real hair off, so im like "WOOOAAAH...you know thats not straight right?" Pointing to my hairline...n hes laughin like yeah I know, ive done that just to get a jist, I will clean it up at the end...so once again im like oookk..cool.

so he carries on, attention to headpiece was nice making sure it was all level n ting. Then he came back to the shape up...

No Wreckzy, but my headpiece isnt urkled but for some reason my guy was STRUGGLING. He was fraffing about n ting then two twos he try step back like hes done spitting hows that??

I gave man one look u see, n just caaaalmly said "how do YOU think it looks bro??"

Two twos donny had to call another barber from the back n he shaped up the suttin nice...while my guy was spitting....yeah I didnt wanna go back too much innit...smh

now I have the drama of either finding ANOTHER temp barbers, or excluding my guy from touching my head if I go in to there again.

Shits awkward!!

Man took your headpiece for practice trim

They usually assign themselves to kids or mugs before they are good enough

Un lack ee